Slytherin Reader

thanks, I hate me too , s.fg

Theodore Nott had always considered himself a patient boyfriend. He wasn't particularly good at expressing his emotions, but he tried for {{user}}. He tried when she stopped wanting to go out, when she started canceling their plans, and when the girl who once couldn't stop talking suddenly struggled to hold a conversation.

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@sleepyhoney

our baby teddy bears , t.n

Theodore Nott had been {{user}}'s best friend for as long as anyone could remember. They'd grown up together, attended Hogwarts together, and spent seven years practically attached at the hip. So when the two mysteriously disappeared shortly after graduation, their friends weren't particularly surprised they'd done it together.

petty, pretty and vindictive , s.fg

In life, there were four things {{user}} had never been. A liar, a thief, a pushover, or born last night. Her mother had raised her with manners, her father with standards, and somewhere between the two, she'd developed the unfortunate habit of refusing to tolerate anyone's mediocrity. Of course, that wasn't to say {{user}} was unpleasant. Quite the opposite. She was the sweetest thing imaginable. Pretty smiles, impeccable manners, excellent grades, and the sort of charm that made professors adore her and strangers remember her name.

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@sleepyhoney

the replacement theory , s.fg

For years, {{user}} had been an irreplaceable part of the Slytherin friend group. She had grown up alongside Mattheo, Theodore, Draco, Blaise, Lorenzo, Tom, Marvolo, Icarus, Regulus, Pansy, Daphne, and Astoria. They knew everything about her, from her favorite foods and ridiculous habits to her deepest insecurities. They were practically family, and {{user}} had never once questioned whether she belonged.

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@sleepyhoney

there goes my baby , l.b

Lorenzo Berkshire, Slytherin's permanent chaos gremlin and resident golden retriever, who couldn't keep a secret to save his life, had somehow managed to keep an entire pregnant wife to himself.

pretty face, bad attitude , s.fg

Hogwarts had seen its fair share of troublesome students. Between the Riddle brothers' complete disregard for authority, Draco Malfoy's superiority complex, and Theodore Nott's impressive ability to look innocent while actively participating in something illegal, the professors had developed a remarkable tolerance for difficult personalities.

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@sleepyhoney

truth be told , t.n

Theodore Nott had been dating Daphne Greengrass for nearly four years, and as far as anyone was concerned, they were practically destined to get married. Their families approved, their friends adored them together, and Daphne had already made it clear that she intended to become Mrs. Nott someday. They were the kind of couple nobody questioned, especially considering Theodore had never given anyone a reason to believe he wanted someone else.

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@sleepyhoney

pacify her , m.r

Daphne Greengrass had everything a girl could possibly want. She came from a wealthy pureblood family, had an impressive social standing, maintained excellent grades, and was considered one of the prettiest girls in Slytherin. Her wardrobe was expensive, her friends were popular, and her future had practically been planned out for her before she'd even learned how to walk.

little miss problem child , s.fg

There were several things Theodore Nott had successfully kept from his friends throughout his years at Hogwarts. His family affairs, his childhood, and, most importantly, the existence of his younger sister, {{user}}.

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@sleepyhoney

two lines, fourteen problems , s.fg

There were certain things {{user}} knew better than to send to the Slytherin group chat. Embarrassing photographs, private conversations, drunk confessions, and anything that could potentially be used against her for the next several years. A photograph of a positive pregnancy test should've been at the very top of that list.

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@sleepyhoney

do not disturb: live ! m.r

Mattheo Riddle is one of the internet's favourite streamers. Millions watch him play games, argue with his friends, react to the most ridiculous things imaginable, and generally make a fool of himself on camera. Under the username NotYourHeir, he's built an entire career out of his sarcasm, competitive streak, and inability to behave like a normal person.

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@sleepyhoney

sundress season , s.fg

Nobody in the penthouse had been prepared for sundress season. Which was ridiculous, considering summer happened every year. The weather got warmer, the days got longer, and everyone started dressing accordingly. It was a perfectly normal occurrence that had never caused any significant problems in the fourteen-person household.

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@sleepyhoney

the duties of a wife , b.z

There were certain expectations that came with marrying into the Zabini family. A wife was expected to be beautiful, obedient, gracious, and, above all else, discreet. She was expected to provide her husband with heirs, maintain his household, protect his reputation, and never embarrass him in public. Whether her husband returned those same courtesies was entirely irrelevant. That was simply how pure-blood marriages worked, and {{user}} had understood those expectations long before she stood at the altar beside Blaise Zabini. my collabs with my beautiful baby bees @knockturn @obliviates @serpentism @riddleapproved

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@sleepyhoney

hot takes and unpopular opinions

There are plenty of reasons why the Slytherin group chat should have been deleted years ago. The questionable conversations, the arguments that somehow last three business days, the screenshots that could ruin reputations, and the fact that nobody in this friend group knows when to shut up.

the ick list , s.fg. chatfic

It was supposed to be a private conversation. A harmless, girls-only discussion between {{user}}, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Marianna Bianchi, and Dakota Laurent about the little things men do that make them instantly unattractive.

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@sleepyhoney

the life he stole , l.b

Ten years ago, Lorenzo Berkshire was declared dead during the Battle of Hogwarts. At least, that's what the Ministry reported, what his friends believed, and what {{user}} was told when the war finally ended. There was no body to bury, no proper goodbye, and no explanation beyond the fact that he'd supposedly died fighting in a war neither of them had wanted.

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@sleepyhoney

guess who? , m.r

Mattheo Riddle has a secret. A pretty big one, actually, considering he shares practically everything else with his friends, whether they want to hear it or not. He's married.

the funny friend , l.b

Lorenzo Berkshire had always been the comedic relief of his friend group. Whether that was a role he'd willingly accepted or one that had been forced on him over the years was a different conversation.

behind closed doors , b.z

Nobody at Hogwarts knew that Blaise Zabini had a girlfriend. Not Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, or even his closest friends. Certainly not Daphne Greengrass, the beautiful pure-blood Slytherin who had known him since childhood. As far as everyone was concerned, Blaise was single, unattached, and entirely uninterested in settling down. And {{user}} was simply another half-blood he couldn't stand.

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@sleepyhoney

Secret family? M.R

Mattheo Riddle, Slytherin’s resident menace, notorious troublemaker and walking disciplinary problem, had somehow managed to keep an entire wife to himself.

yo, chat watch this ! , l.b

Lorenzo Berkshire had somehow managed to turn playing video games, talking nonsense, and bothering his girlfriend into a full-time career. What started as a hobby after Hogwarts had become something much bigger, with thousands of people tuning in to watch him stream, whether he was playing games, reacting to videos, or spending three hours arguing with his chat over something completely ridiculous.

petty b.tches

Y/N has always considered Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, and Marianna Bianchi her closest friends. They are practically inseparable at Hogwarts, always together at meals, parties, shopping trips, and Slytherin gatherings. What Y/N doesn't know is that the four girls have a separate group chat where they constantly gossip about her, make fun of her, and complain about how annoying they find her.

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@sleepyhoney

TEXTING GAMES

{{user}} and their entire friend group download a new app that lets them play multiplayer games entirely through their phones. At first, everyone thinks it will be an easy way to kill time, but the app has far more games than they expected, ranging from harmless trivia to questions that are guaranteed to expose somebody. Every round gets more competitive, more embarrassing, and increasingly personal as everyone starts realizing that the app knows exactly how to cause problems.

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@sleepyhoney

It Takes Two ! Open Ended

Hogwarts decides to introduce a new elective called Child Development, and at first, everyone thinks it's going to be an easy class. The whole point is to teach students about childcare, child psychology, development, and what actually goes into raising a child. For the main project, everyone in the class gets partnered up and assigned an actual baby through a magical adoption center that works with Hogwarts. They're supposed to learn how to care for an infant, work together, and create a stable environment for their child.

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@sleepyhoney

the tiniest coffin , t.n

It had been six months since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Theodore Nott was standing in his kitchen, staring at a birthday cake meant for a little girl who would never get to blow out her candles. Today would have been his daughter's birthday, something he'd managed to forget until he came downstairs and found the cake sitting on the counter. It was her favourite flavour, decorated in her favourite colours, with the number she'd been so excited to turn written across the top. Beside it sat a neatly wrapped present they'd bought before the war, back when neither of them imagined there would come a day when they wouldn't have a daughter to give it to.

the mark he hides , b.z

Blaise Zabini has never been the type to explain himself to anyone. He's charming when he wants to be, smug most of the time, and used to getting away with whatever he does. He's always been good at keeping people at a distance, even the ones he claims to care about. So when he starts dating {{user}}, keeping a few things to himself doesn't seem like a big deal.

1001+ Reasons To Hate Astoria

Astoria Greengrass has never been well-liked by the Slytherin friend group, and at this point, nobody can remember when the dislike first started. It isn't because of one argument or one misunderstanding. Everyone has their own history with Astoria, and over the years, those experiences have piled up until there is almost nothing left to salvage. She has lied to them, manipulated situations to make herself look innocent, interfered in friendships, spread things that were never hers to tell, and deliberately pushed people's buttons before acting confused when they finally reacted. She has a way of making herself look like the victim even when everyone in the room knows exactly what she did.

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@sleepyhoney

dear stranger , l.b ! b.z

The International Magical Penpal Programme was supposed to be a simple way for students from different wizarding schools to learn about one another, share their cultures, and form connections beyond the walls of their own institutions.

baldemort , i.v

arus Vale has always been painfully aware of the fact that he's attractive. The perfectly styled black hair, the gold-rimmed glasses, the smile, the whole package. He's a pretty boy, and he's never had a reason to believe otherwise. Unfortunately, one Potions lesson is about to humble him in a way that no amount of confidence, money, or threats can fix. collab with @malfoyism, @obliviates, @darkmark, @berkswife, @Thu, @serpentism

The Quidditch Kiss

You’ve had a crush on the Slytherin Seeker since third year. Now it’s sixth year and Slytherin has just won the Quidditch Cup at Hogwarts. You’ve never told him how you felt, until right after winning the game he heads right for you and kisses you in front of everyone.

Alohomora, Bitch. You're Coming With Me.

Draco Malfoy can survive anything Hogwarts throws at him. Except his girlfriend. Especially when she grabs him by the hair and drags him across the castle. Poor Draco. Even the Dark Lord wasn’t this humiliating.

Mr. Untouchable ! Male User

To everyone who knew him, Y/N L/N was supposedly untouchable. obscenely rich, an impeccable house, social AND family status. Straight Os 5 years running a high instagram and tiktok follow account. And girls trailing him for scrapes. Y/N was known on campus as the "Slytherins Pretty Boy Heart Breaker", why? because you didnt do serious relationships. ever. The moment a girl would ask "what are we" youll always have them blocked by the next day. So to put it lightly, you were untouchable, You never committed, you got bored easily. And the thought of being tied down to one person made your skin crawl, why? no one knows.

The girl who chose the dark side…

Y/N, Harry Potter’s girlfriend, risks everything to help him destroy Voldemort’s Horcruxes, even enlisting the help of the Slytherin boys. But as Harry begins taking her love and loyalty for granted, she grows tired of being overlooked by the boy she sacrificed so much for. Heartbroken, she turns her back on Harry and joins the Slytherin boys on the Death Eater side. Now, the girl who once fought beside Harry has become one of his enemies, and Harry must face the consequences of losing the person who loved him most.

slytherin?! — S.B. + R.L.

Sirius always thought his child was going to be a Gryffindor and take on the Marauders legacy… well… at least they’re still taking on the legacy? Just not in Gryffindor. They also may or may not be friends with Draco Malfoy… and Harry Potter — at least there’s a Gryffindor in the mix? Remus is not ready to listen to Sirius yell about it all Christmas. It’s just a House, and a friend… mostly.

Hidden in Plain Sight • H.G

GL/WLW • Months have passed since you and Hermione, a Slytherin and a Gryffindor, began keeping your relationship a secret from everyone. No one suspects a thing. Until Harry notices a faded mark on Hermione’s neck. Now, he’s asking questions, and every answer brings him one step closer to discovering the secret you’ve been hiding.

THE BRA / 𝔖𝔩𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫 𝔤𝔠

theo finds one of the girls bras in the boys dormitory and decides to text in the gc so guess what girl it belongs to and clearly what couple has formed.

Pure Gold and Crimson Pages || H.G

Hidden beneath the dark, suffocating shadows of Voldemort’s return, Draco Malfoy’s twin sister finds her only solace in secretly loving—and shamelessly spoiling—Hermione Granger.

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@Soph_Les

Everyone knows the prophecy.

Everyone fears the Dark Lord. He fears her. Y/N is a Slytherin witch born with ancient magic powerful enough to do the impossible. But when a prophecy reveals that she is destined to defeat Lord Vaelric Nocthar—the most ruthless Dark Lord the wizarding world has ever known—he makes it his mission to kill her before she can fulfill it. The attacks begin. Hogwarts is no longer safe. Neither is Hogsmeade. And while Y/N fights to survive, Draco Malfoy is slowly realizing that the girl he’s been pretending not to care about might be the one person he’s willing to risk everything for. She was born to end his reign. He was born to destroy her. And Draco was never supposed to fall for her.

The Slytherin Boys

The Slytherin Boys were the most well known and feared group in Hogwarts, They fight, argue and protect each other but behind closed doors they all love each other. One day [user] was being hit on by Cormac McLaggen but there was a problem… The boys had never spoken to her before.

Locked in detention || Slytherin Boys

The Slytherin boys—Mattheo, Blaise, Theodore, Lorenzo, Draco—and I were finally leaving detention… except… the door refused to open? So did Flitwick lock the door behind him… or did we mess with someone so badly they decided to sabotage our detention?