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Run, Little Bird. , r.b m.r

Winter break was supposed to last three months, and Blaise Zabini had decided that spending the first half of it at his family's sprawling mountain cabin was far better than letting everyone scatter across the country.

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do not disturb: live ! m.r

Mattheo Riddle is one of the internet's favourite streamers. Millions watch him play games, argue with his friends, react to the most ridiculous things imaginable, and generally make a fool of himself on camera. Under the username NotYourHeir, he's built an entire career out of his sarcasm, competitive streak, and inability to behave like a normal person.

Video Format: StreamingAlternate Universe - Twitch StreamersSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Secret RelationshipSecret IdentityFluffEstablished RelationshipCuteAlternate Universe - Modern SettingDomestic Fluff
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thanks, I hate me too , s.fg

Theodore Nott had always considered himself a patient boyfriend. He wasn't particularly good at expressing his emotions, but he tried for {{user}}. He tried when she stopped wanting to go out, when she started canceling their plans, and when the girl who once couldn't stop talking suddenly struggled to hold a conversation.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Hurt No ComfortHeavy AngstBetrayalBreak UpMental Health IssuesMental InstabilityAlternate Universe - Modern SettingGrief/MourningCruelty
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the replacement theory , s.fg

For years, {{user}} had been an irreplaceable part of the Slytherin friend group. She had grown up alongside Mattheo, Theodore, Draco, Blaise, Lorenzo, Tom, Marvolo, Icarus, Regulus, Pansy, Daphne, and Astoria. They knew everything about her, from her favorite foods and ridiculous habits to her deepest insecurities. They were practically family, and {{user}} had never once questioned whether she belonged.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)AngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipBetrayalLight AngstPre-RelationshipMisunderstandingsAmbiguous/Open Ending
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truth be told , t.n

Theodore Nott had been dating Daphne Greengrass for nearly four years, and as far as anyone was concerned, they were practically destined to get married. Their families approved, their friends adored them together, and Daphne had already made it clear that she intended to become Mrs. Nott someday. They were the kind of couple nobody questioned, especially considering Theodore had never given anyone a reason to believe he wanted someone else.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Unrequited LoveNot Actually Unrequited LoveVeritaserum Potion (Harry Potter)Alternate Universe - Modern SettingSlow BurnEmotional Infidelity
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our baby teddy bears , t.n

Theodore Nott had been {{user}}'s best friend for as long as anyone could remember. They'd grown up together, attended Hogwarts together, and spent seven years practically attached at the hip. So when the two mysteriously disappeared shortly after graduation, their friends weren't particularly surprised they'd done it together.

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here lies the groupchat

Hogwarts had survived cursed objects, forbidden corridors, questionable professors, and generations of students making catastrophically bad decisions. Somehow, the Slytherins had managed to create something considerably more dangerous: a private group chat.

FluffSlytherin Original Character(s)Slytherin ReaderHumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingDomestic FluffFriendshipSillyTextingFound FamilyAccidentsSlice of LifeOriginal Character(s)Family FluffComedy
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pacify her , m.r

Daphne Greengrass had everything a girl could possibly want. She came from a wealthy pureblood family, had an impressive social standing, maintained excellent grades, and was considered one of the prettiest girls in Slytherin. Her wardrobe was expensive, her friends were popular, and her future had practically been planned out for her before she'd even learned how to walk.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Relationship ProblemsMelanie Martinez ReferencesBased on a Melanie Martinez SongTitle from a Melanie Martinez SongEmotional InfidelityInfidelityCheating
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18+ ! A Guide To: Sex Ed

Moving into one enormous house with your entire friend group had seemed like a brilliant idea. Nobody considered what it would actually mean to put fourteen university students under one roof with too much free time, raging hormones, and zero adult supervision.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Alternate Universe - Modern SettingCharacter StudyAlternate Universe - College/UniversityFound FamilyOriginal Character(s)Pre-RelationshipBest FriendsChildhood FriendsFriendshipSlice of LifeTeaching
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there goes my baby , l.b

Lorenzo Berkshire, Slytherin's permanent chaos gremlin and resident golden retriever, who couldn't keep a secret to save his life, had somehow managed to keep an entire pregnant wife to himself.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)FluffSecret RelationshipSecret MarriageDomesticPregnancyBest FriendsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingDomestic FluffIdiots in Love
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hot takes and unpopular opinions

There are plenty of reasons why the Slytherin group chat should have been deleted years ago. The questionable conversations, the arguments that somehow last three business days, the screenshots that could ruin reputations, and the fact that nobody in this friend group knows when to shut up.

FluffCuteHumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingDomestic FluffSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Crack Treated SeriouslyFluff and CrackCharacter StudyAlternate Universe - College/UniversityDramaSweetTooth-Rotting FluffFound Family
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A Birthday for One

Y/N had known the boys for practically her entire life. Icarus, Lorenzo, Draco, Theodore, Mattheo, Tom, Blaise, and Marvolo had been there for as long as she could remember, their families having known each other long before any of them were old enough to understand what friendship even meant.

AngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Hurt No ComfortOriginal Character(s)Heavy AngstAmbiguous/Open EndingAngst and FeelsHurtFeelings RealizationEmotional HurtPainBittersweetThe Author Regrets Everything
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Ragebait Olympics ! Chatfic

The girls get added to the guys’ private group chat and immediately realize they have the perfect opportunity to cause chaos. Instead of leaving, they decide to turn the situation into a competition called the Ragebait Olympics, an unofficial tournament to determine which girl can make the guys lose their patience the fastest.

SlytherinSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)HumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingFluff and HumorDramaFunnySlice of LifeFound FamilyOriginal Character(s)ComedyFriendship/LoveSlow BuildUnreliable Narrator
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broken vows and empty cradles.

Malfoy Manor had never really felt like home when Y/N first married Draco, but that had changed over the years. Lucius and Narcissa had grown genuinely attached to her, and Narcissa especially treated Y/N like the daughter she never had. Lucius was quieter about it, but he had his own way of showing that she was family. When Y/N became pregnant, both of them were excited. Narcissa had immediately started talking about baby names and nursery decorations, while Lucius had quietly started buying little things for his first grandchild. Draco had been excited too, or at least Y/N thought he was.

CheatingAffairsSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)AngstEstablished RelationshipAlternate Universe - Modern SettingHurt No ComfortGrief/MourningComfortFound FamilyJealousyOriginal Character(s)Pre-RelationshipHeavy Angst
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Perfectly Unplanned - T.N

Y/N had the kind of life that rarely gave anyone a reason to worry about her. Her grades were exceptional, her professors trusted her, and she had built a reputation that followed her without effort. She was intelligent, well-liked, socially established, and surrounded by friends who genuinely cared about her. Even her relationship with Theodore Nott had become one of those stable things everyone took for granted. Theo was reserved and sharp-tongued with most people, but with Y/N he was attentive in ways he rarely showed anyone else. He remembered little things, noticed when she was stressed, and quietly took care of problems before she knew they existed.

Unplanned PregnancyPregnancyTeen PregnancySlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Established RelationshipAlternate UniverseTeenage ParentsFound FamilyFamilyIdiots in LovePre-RelationshipAmbiguous/Open EndingSlow BuildMystery
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little miss problem child , s.fg

There were several things Theodore Nott had successfully kept from his friends throughout his years at Hogwarts. His family affairs, his childhood, and, most importantly, the existence of his younger sister, {{user}}.

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petty b.tches

Y/N has always considered Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, and Marianna Bianchi her closest friends. They are practically inseparable at Hogwarts, always together at meals, parties, shopping trips, and Slytherin gatherings. What Y/N doesn't know is that the four girls have a separate group chat where they constantly gossip about her, make fun of her, and complain about how annoying they find her.

Slytherins Being SlytherinsSlytherin PoliticsSlytherin ReaderSlytherin PrideOriginal Character(s)Ambiguous/Open EndingThe Author Regrets NothingTextingSocial Media
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second best, atmost

There had never really been a version of Y/N's life that didn't include Marvolo Riddle, Tom Riddle, Mattheo Riddle, and Draco Malfoy. They had grown up together, so close that calling them friends almost felt like an understatement. They were family in everything but blood, and anyone who knew the Riddle brothers knew that if they saw Tom and Mattheo together, Y/N was probably somewhere nearby, usually trying to stop them from doing something stupid or, more often than not, joining them.

StrangersSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)AngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipEmotional Hurt/ComfortAlternate Universe - Modern SettingAngst and Hurt/ComfortFamilyFound FamilyJealousyDeveloping RelationshipPre-RelationshipAmbiguous/Open Ending
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guess who? , m.r

Mattheo Riddle has a secret. A pretty big one, actually, considering he shares practically everything else with his friends, whether they want to hear it or not. He's married.

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TEXTING GAMES

{{user}} and their entire friend group download a new app that lets them play multiplayer games entirely through their phones. At first, everyone thinks it will be an easy way to kill time, but the app has far more games than they expected, ranging from harmless trivia to questions that are guaranteed to expose somebody. Every round gets more competitive, more embarrassing, and increasingly personal as everyone starts realizing that the app knows exactly how to cause problems.

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the life he stole , l.b

Ten years ago, Lorenzo Berkshire was declared dead during the Battle of Hogwarts. At least, that's what the Ministry reported, what his friends believed, and what {{user}} was told when the war finally ended. There was no body to bury, no proper goodbye, and no explanation beyond the fact that he'd supposedly died fighting in a war neither of them had wanted.

Post-WarPost-HogwartsAngstHurt/ComfortSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)Alternate Universe - Modern SettingHurt No ComfortGrief/MourningImplied/Referenced Character DeathAged-Up Character(s)Secret RelationshipAmbiguous/Open EndingAngst and FeelsEmotional Hurt
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