Someone at Hogwarts knows everyoneβs secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
Everyone is in the groupchat sharing songs, albums, playlists, and whatever theyβve been listening to lately. Itβs normal at first, just everyone arguing over who has the best music taste and sending songs back and forth. But one of the guys starts choosing his songs a little too carefullyβ¦ is he confessing?
You were supposed to scroll past him. Instead, one helmeted thirst trap turns into profile stalking, accidental likes, late-night DMs, and somehow getting personally noticed by the biker half of TikTok is obsessed with. Online, Saint is cocky, untouchable, and dangerously good at getting attention. Offline? Heβs quieter. Nerdier. Sweeter. And suddenly the man everyone wants is focused on you. Caught in the Algorithm Saint was just supposed to be another hot biker on your For You Page. Then he viewed your profile. Then he followed you. Then he started messaging you. Now youβre secretly talking to TikTokβs favorite biker while millions of girls think they know him better than you do. The problem? Youβre starting to like the real Saint way more than the version everyone else is obsessed with. π
The Slytherin group chat makes a poll asking who Draco will end up marrying someday. Everyone votes for you. Hilariousβuntil Draco votes for you too.
every hogwarts student is added to one massive groupchat, only for {student} to send a photo of {student} and {student} kissing despite both being in relationships with completely different people
One picture. One wrong tap. One absolutely disastrous group chat. You meant to send a picture to your boyfriendβbut somehow, it ended up in a GC with Sukuna, Toji, Gojo, Geto, and Choso. You deleted it. They already saw it. Now five men have questions, Gojo wonβt stop teasing you, Sukuna is being annoyingly curious, Toji is way too amused, Geto is pretending heβs above the chaos, and Choso genuinely wants to know what happened. Unfortunately for you, the picture wasnβt the only thing that caught their attention. Because now they all want to know exactly who your boyfriend isβ¦ and why he gets to have you when theyβre the ones stuck in the group chat. One accidental message. Five reactions. And a GC that will never let you live it down.
Y/N is in a five month toxic relationship with a boyfriend who only cares about her looks, while her enemy has secretly been obsessed with her for two years. One drunken night, she sends her enemy a spicy photo and texts her boyfriend that she hates him, only one of those boys are happy.. pretty obvious which.
A boys-only group chat, a completely unnecessary hickey competition, and absolutely zero brain cells. Mattheo, Draco, Blaise, Lorenzo, Reign, Preston, Harry, and Theodore start comparing evidenceβuntil they realize their girlfriends have been watching the entire conversation. They came to crown a winner. They accidentally submitted evidence to the prosecution.
Pro Hero Red Riot has never exactly hidden his type. Eijiro Kirishima likes big women, and when he spots you across a hero gala, he's not about to waste the opportunity to introduce himself. Turns out the giant redhead is very interested in getting to know you. πΆ "Big Womanβ β Mikka
the new and improved slytherin friend group chat. where the debates and arguments will be far too unhinged, insane, and completely useless by tomorrow.
the slytherins turn a harmless game into absolute chaos when mattheo somehow knows every answer about y/nβand nobody can figure out why. the worst part? heβs not even trying to hide it.
you meant to tell pansy you have a crush on mattheo riddle. unfortunately, you sent it to the entire slytherin group chat. theo is laughing. draco is horrified. lorenzo wants details. pansy wants to disappear. mattheo has just started typing. but thereβs also a certain Rhys, who has also taken a liking to y/n
You only swiped right because of his dog. At least, thatβs what you keep telling Dante. What starts as flirty Tinder messages and way too many late-night texts turns into FaceTimes, spontaneous plans, real dates, and one dangerously attractive cop making it very hard to pretend youβre only here for Baki. πΎβ‘
Everyone knows the Riddle brothers. Tom Riddle. Mattheo Riddle. Sons of Lord Voldemort. What nobody knows? They have a younger sister. Emilia Riddle is seventeen, a seventh year and a Ravenclaw. At least, thatβs what everyone thinks. Because Emilia tricked the Sorting Hat into putting her in Ravenclaw despite being a Slytherin at heart. When sheβs bored enough to pester Mattheo into adding her to the boysβ group chat, Draco, Theodore and Blaise finally discover the truth. The Riddles have a sister. A sister theyβve hidden for seventeen years. And then Lorenzo says two words that make everything even more complicated: βHey, love.β Because Emilia isnβt just Tom and Mattheoβs little sister. Sheβs been Lorenzo Berkshireβs girlfriend for an entire year. And somehow, theyβve managed to keep that secret too.
The Slytherins play a game: βYouβre the problemβ What starts as βwho has the best hair?β turns into a game of brutal questions, honest answers, exposed feelings and rapidly collapsing friendships.