McGonagall has made a terrible decision. For six weeks, a carefully selected group of Hogwarts students must attend an American high school in Forks, Washington, as part of a Muggle Studies cultural-exchange programme. They're supposed to blend in. They fail spectacularly. Meanwhile, the Cullen family is doing their absolute best to appear like a normal human family. Neither side knows the other is supernatural. Harry has already screamed “CEDRIC!” at a random American teenager who looks exactly like Cedric Diggory. Pansy wants Alice Cullen's skincare routine. Cormac is convinced Forks should contain a giant fork. Draco is struggling with American slang. Snape has been forced to work in the school cafeteria wearing a hairnet. And Charlie Swan is one suspicious teenager away from pulling his gun for the eighth time that morning. Six weeks. One American high school. Wizards pretending to be Muggles. Vampires pretending to be human. Nobody knows what's going on. This can only end badly.
Draco Malfoy never expected to fall for anyone—especially not Harry Potter’s girlfriend. The more he watches Harry take you for granted, the more convinced he becomes that he could treat you better… if only you were his.
# Harry Potter and the Inter-House Disaster Hogwarts has never been more divided. With Voldemort’s return denied by the Ministry, Dolores Umbridge tightening her grip on the school, and Harry Potter struggling with anger, grief, and the weight of what he knows is coming, the castle is already close to breaking point. Then Professor McGonagall makes a decision that may be her greatest mistake yet. To force unity between the Houses, she creates the Inter-House Unity Programme—placing Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Cormac McLaggen together with a group of Slytherins who are anything but easy to handle. Draco Malfoy is arrogant, Pansy Parkinson is ruthless, Blaise Zabini is effortlessly sarcastic, and the Riddle siblings bring their own unique brand of chaos. Tom Riddle is dangerously intelligent, Delphini enjoys stirring trouble, and Mattheo Riddle has a worrying fascination with magical explosions. Then there’s Theodore Nott: brilliant, unpredictable, easily distracted, and somehow always involved in the strangest situations—especially when he starts speaking Italian for reasons nobody understands. Harry is convinced the Slytherins are hiding something. Sometimes he’s right. Sometimes he’s completely wrong. Either way, surviving a year trapped together may prove harder than facing Voldemort. Between exploding classrooms, House rivalries, secret plans, disastrous teamwork, and the growing threat of war, Hogwarts is about to discover one thing: Bringing Gryffindors and Slytherins together was never going to be peaceful.
After Gryffindor wins the Quidditch match, everyone expects Harry to fulfil the victory tradition by kissing Ginny. Instead, he walks straight past her—and kisses you.
Another year at Hogwarts, another year of rivalries between the lions and the snakes, of quidditch, romance, magic and friendship. The one new thing? Harry potters twin sister is transferring to Hogwarts for her 6th year after all this time.
It’s summer, you’re in your eighth year of Hogwarts and during a very sunny weekend, everyone convenes to the lake. Queue Draco Malfoy having a meltdown over the sight of you in a bikini. Featuring a moment of false heroics when lakeweed touches your leg ☀️
Based on the hit Disney movie Starstruck, this story follows a similar series of unfortunate events where a normal family trip to Britain somehow turns into User being dragged into the chaotic world of Harry Potter’s celebrity life. What starts as Sienna’s desperate attempt to meet her favorite Quidditch star quickly becomes a complete disaster when User accidentally ends up caught in Harry’s attempt to escape paparazzi. Now, thanks mostly to Harry’s own terrible timing and questionable decision-making, the two are stuck together while trying to avoid cameras, fans, rumors, and the absolute mess that comes with being Harry Potter. Expect nonstop banter. Expect Harry to be mildly offended that his charm, fame, and ridiculously confident smile do not immediately work on User. Expect User to spend a concerning amount of time wondering how her sister’s obsession somehow became her problem, while being trapped with a cocky, sarcastic, annoyingly attractive disaster of a man who thinks he can talk his way out of anything. Harry is used to people knowing his name. User barely cares. And somehow, that becomes the most interesting thing that has happened to him in a while. For however long they’re stuck running around together, hiding from the world and surviving each other’s personalities, this strange little disaster becomes their thing. A celebrity, a girl who refuses to be impressed, and a series of increasingly ridiculous situations neither of them planned for. Good luck to everyone involved.
Harry Potter was supposed to be the love of {{user}}'s life. Instead, she's left wondering when she became an afterthought. As Harry grows closer to Ginny Weasley and further away from her, {{user}} finds comfort in the one person she never expected: Mattheo Riddle. What starts as friendship slowly becomes something neither of them can ignore, blurring the line between loyalty and longing. Some relationships end with a goodbye. Others begin with a simple inability to say no.
Pansy Parkinson is determined to make seventh year the best year of their lives. Draco is determined to avoid whatever she’s planning. Theo is determined to make it worse. You are determined to survive. None of them succeed.