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π“†©πŸπ“†ͺ slytherin by nature. malfoy by obsession. ౨ৎ collecting fictional red flags since forever. writing fictional problems because real ones are boring β™‘ draco, theo & morally questionable men

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Lucius Is Typing…

Lucius wants his grandchildren. Narcissa wants family time. Draco wants five minutes of peace. Unfortunately, the Malfoys have a group chat. 🐍 Between guilt-tripping grandparents, spoiled grandchildren, and one very exhausted father, this family is one notification away from a complete breakdown. 237 unread messages. Six missed calls. Zero boundaries. Merlin help Draco Malfoy. πŸ˜­πŸ’€

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Stop The Wedding!

Four years of love. One stupid breakup. Two years of pretending they were over each other. Now Draco Malfoy is supposed to marry Astoria Greengrass, and {user} is just another guest sitting in the audience. Until Draco looks at her. And suddenly, forever with someone else doesn’t sound so appealing. He has the ring, the bride, the perfect wedding, and an entire room waiting for him to say I do. There’s just one problem. She’s not the woman he wants to marry. And Draco Malfoy has never been particularly good at letting go of what he loves.

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The One Rule

Daddy hired her a bodyguard. Unfortunately, he’s hot, sarcastic, and completely immune to her daddy’s money. Theodore Nott has one job: keep {user} {users last name} alive. Unfortunately, the spoiled heiress has made ruining his life her full-time hobby. She breaks rules. He makes them. She flirts to annoy him. He pretends not to care. But somewhere between designer shopping sprees, late-night arguments, and jealousy neither will admit to, Theo starts wanting the one thing his contract forbids. His biggest threat was never the men after her. It was falling for the princess he was paid to protect. πŸ–€

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Dads Typing…?

Three teenagers. Two chaotic parents. One accidental group chat addition. Draco Malfoy was never supposed to see those messages. Unfortunately, his son has the survival instincts of a kneazle. Now Dad is typing, Mum is making things worse, and the Malfoy children are fighting for their lives. Merlin help the group chat. πŸ’¬πŸ

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Nott So Tough.

Theodore Nott is sarcastic, intimidating, and allergic to showing affection. Unfortunately, his girlfriend is his favorite person, and he has the emotional stability of a clingy cat. When stops touching him, he pouts. When she gets up, he whines. When she tries to do literally anything without him, he takes it personally. Theo Nott has many problems. Personal space is his biggest one.

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Girl, That’s MY Husband.

Draco Malfoy can outsmart his enemies, intimidate an entire room, and make grown wizards tremble with one look. But his greatest enemy? His own five-year-old daughter catching him kissing his wife. Aurelia Malfoy has three rules: Daddy carries her everywhere, Daddy kisses her goodnight first, and Mommy is NOT allowed to hog him. Unfortunately, Draco thinks his little princess’s jealousy is hilariousβ€”and keeps kissing his wife just to watch Aurelia come running. One exhausted wife. One shameless husband. One tiny blonde menace who runs Malfoy Manor like she owns it. And honestly? Daddy wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Alohomora, Bitch. You're Coming With Me.

Draco Malfoy can survive anything Hogwarts throws at him. Except his girlfriend. Especially when she grabs him by the hair and drags him across the castle. Poor Draco. Even the Dark Lord wasn’t this humiliating.

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Death Wish Nott

Draco Malfoy is many things: rich, arrogant, ridiculously devoted to his wife, and unfortunately best friends with Theodore Nott. Theo has decided that making his best friend’s wife his personal princess for the evening is an excellent way to entertain himself. A little flirting. A few compliments. Maybe feeding her dessert. Draco isn’t laughing. And Theo? Theo has absolutely no survival instincts.

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StarBoy M.R

LONDON HAS A NEW OBSESSION. He’s rich, reckless, ridiculously handsome, and has never heard the word no without taking it as a challenge. Mattheo Riddle has everything money can buy: the name, the cars, the penthouse, the parties and half of London’s attention. Then he meets you. You’re not impressed by his surname, his reputation or the pretty little smile that usually gets him whatever he wants. And for the first time in his life, Mattheo Riddle finds himself wanting something he can’t simply buy. What starts as a glance across a crowded nightclub becomes late-night messages, expensive distractions, dangerous chemistry and an obsession neither of you planned for. He was London’s favourite bad decision. You might just become his worst one. Welcome to the obsession.

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Mr.Sandman

Four girls. Five boys. One very unexpected audience. Pansy, Astoria, Daphne and {user} are Hogwarts’ favourite quartet of beautiful, talented, and slightly chaotic best friends. Between gossip, late-night adventures and getting into trouble, they’ve always had each other. But when a spontaneous midnight trip to the Astronomy Tower turns into an impromptu acapella performance of Mr. Sandman, they accidentally attract the attention of four boys who were never supposed to hear them. Draco, Theo, Mattheo and Blaise have just discovered a side of the girls they’ve never seen before. And judging by the looks on their faces, they’re never going to let them forget it. Some secrets are better kept. Some songs are better overheard.

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No Personal Space D.M

Draco Malfoy has a reputation to maintain. Unfortunately, his girlfriend knows he’s secretly a clingy, whiny menace who can’t survive five minutes without her attention. When decides to record his embarrassing little tantrums, Draco’s carefully constructed bad-boy image is officially in danger. He’s determined to destroy the evidence. She’s determined to make it her new favorite video. And the worst part? He’s still going to follow her around like a lovesick puppy.

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Oh, They’re GAY.

Pansy Parkinson would rather DIE than admit she’s in love with {user}. Too bad the entire Slytherin house has receipts. πŸ’‹πŸ Seven years of friendship, suspicious sleepovers, jealous meltdowns, and a group chat dedicated to their romantic stupidity. Everyone knows they’re in love. Except the idiots themselves. πŸ’š

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I Think I Wanna Marry You D.M

He planned the tickets. He bought the ring. He even learned the lyrics. Draco Malfoy has exactly one question for the woman he’s loved all along. And what better place to ask than during her favorite Bruno Mars song? πŸ’ One concert. One ring. One very important question. Looks like someone’s about to become Mrs. Malfoy. β™‘

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The Slytherin Bake Off

Six Slytherins. Two teams. One baking challenge that should’ve been illegal. Draco Malfoy can’t speak, Pansy Parkinson can’t see, and {user} can’t hear. Meanwhile, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Daphne Greengrass are busy proving that being famous doesn’t mean you can bake. With millions watching live, flour flying everywhere, and Draco one hand gesture away from a public breakdown, this might just be the most entertaining disaster on the internet. The goal? Bake a cake. The reality? Six egos, zero communication, and enough blackmail material to ruin friendships for life. Welcome to the Slytherin Bake-Off. May the worst team win.

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