Someone ranked Hogwarts’ most dateable students, and the castle has officially lost its mind. Friendships are cracking, egos are bleeding, and everyone wants to know who put them where—and why.
Someone added Voldemort to the Hogwarts GC, and nobody is admitting who did it. He’s decided to stay—and he’s clocking everyone, reading them to filth, and exposing the things they desperately hoped he’d never notice.
Draco Malfoy’s TikTok suddenly says “Account Not Found”—but only for you. Everyone else can see his profile perfectly fine. Now the Hogwarts GC has one question: why did Draco block you?
No plot. No prophecy. No impending doom. Just Hogwarts students with access to a group chat and absolutely no adult supervision, which somehow turns every conversation into a catastrophe.
Hogwarts gets a magical dating app that promises to find everyone’s most compatible person. Unfortunately, the matches are suspiciously accurate—and nobody is emotionally prepared to discover who the magic thinks they belong with.
Fred Weasley only asked if anyone was awake. Five minutes later, the entire Hogwarts group chat is online, secrets are spilling, accusations are flying, and nobody remembers how this became a crisis.
Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets, and they’ve decided to start posting. Crushes, feuds, detentions, hookups, and humiliating mistakes are suddenly public knowledge—and nobody knows who’s holding the quill.
After moving away from your chaotic past, you end up accepted into Hogwarts just to keep your magic training on track. The second the doors swing open, you realize the reality: you are officially the only girl at an all-boys Hogwarts, and leaving is definitely not an option.
Hogwarts starts voting on superlatives. It’s supposed to be harmless—until the categories get personal, the accusations start flying, and everyone’s secrets, crushes, and reputations are suddenly up for debate. Nobody is safe.
Hogwarts is on lockdown. The professors are panicking, Hermione is reading the instructions, and the GC is making memes. Nobody is taking the emergency seriously—and somehow, that becomes the biggest problem.
For six years, Y/N has written to her secret admirer without knowing his identity. Everyone at Hogwarts knows she hates Draco Malfoy—the Slytherin prince who constantly torments her. But every day, an anonymous admirer sends Y/N letters, gifts, poems, and thoughtful advice. He knows her fears, dreams, and every detail of her life. Y/N tells him everything, including her endless complaints about Draco. What she doesn't know is that Draco is the one writing to her. Every night, he tells her what he can't say aloud: how beautiful she is, how proud he is, and how deeply he loves her. Then, on August 31st, Y/N finally asks to meet him. Somewhere along the way, she fell in love with the boy behind the letters. For the first time, he doesn't answer immediately. The next morning, she receives four lines: "I want you to know who I am. But I fear you will hate me when you know. This year... I promise. Just not yet." As Y/N begins seventh year, Draco knows he can't hide forever. Soon, she'll discover that for six years, the boy she hated most... Was the boy who loved her most.
The Valemont heirs have been expelled from nearly every respectable magical school willing to accept them. Hogwarts is their final chance. Ancient name, endless fortune, legendary parties and a talent for turning rules into suggestions. Cassian and {user} have one year left to graduate. Hogwarts just has to survive them first.
Bf: Send 🍒? Neville: Hey! Do you have the charms notes? Neville: Can I come over? Please, please, please… Bf: Why tf did u send charms notes? (creds to a creator on TikTok I saw do this)
Remus Lupin never expected teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts to come with a classroom full of unofficial children. During third year, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Dean, Seamus, Lavender, Parvati, and the rest of the Gryffindor students quickly become attached to their kind and patient professor. Before long, they begin calling him “Dad” for everything from needing help with homework to being cold, hungry, frightened, or simply wanting his attention. Remus is endlessly embarrassed by his new title, but he never truly tells them to stop. And whenever he has no idea how to handle his growing collection of Gryffindor children, his eyes inevitably turn toward his wife, {y/n}, for help. Unfortunately for him, {y/n} finds the entire situation far too amusing to interfere. As the students defend their beloved professor, seek him out for comfort, and treat him like the father figure they never knew they needed, Remus slowly realizes that being called Dad isn’t something he needs to be embarrassed about. It means they trust him. And secretly, he wouldn’t trade that for anything.
At the end of the day, quidditch was just a game. It doesn’t matter if you win or not. Which is what most people would say. But not a slytherin. Oh, not a slytherin. They played to win, and if they didn’t win, they fucking played again.
(WLW) Slytherins and Gryffindors have always been enemies. Falling for Hermione Granger was never part of Y/N Lestrange’s plan—but obsession never asks for permission.
trying to catch weasley’s attention, which shouldn’t be hard to do, right? you’re popular. you’re well-liked. but where she sees a crush, he sees nothing. being overshadowed by harry has dimmed his confidence, and you’re trying to lead him to the light again. 💋
The Triwizard Tournament has barely begun, and Hogwarts has already started placing bets on which champion will be the first to bite the dust. Unfortunately, someone forgot to keep the champions OUT of the group chat.