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Daddy? I Mean… Dad?
You accidentally send a selfie of you waking up beside Lucius Malfoy to the GC… while you’re dating Draco. Good. Luck.
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SEEN BY PARENTS. | S.FG
The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.
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NOTT SORRY. | T.N • S.FG
Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.
🥉 1.5m
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SO
SOMEONE OLDER. | S.FG
y/n is secretly dating one of the slytherin parents. The problem is that their very adult children find out before they know which parent it is, immediately drag every possible suspect into the groupchat, and turn one private relationship into a full-scale family investigation. Now everyone is accusing everyone, the parents are getting interrogated, and y/n is the only person who actually knows the answer.
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Eenie Weenie, Teenie Weenie.
Every girl in Hogwarts has been asked to the Yule Ball except the girls in the GC. So they start dropping very obvious hints to the boys.
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PARENTS CUSTODY | S.FG
Draco breaks up with y/n and immediately discovers that Lucius and Narcissa have no intention of breaking up with her too. To the Malfoys, y/n is still family. To Draco, this is betrayal. To everyone else in the groupchat, it is the funniest possible outcome—and every dramatic attempt Draco makes to defend his breakup only gets him bullied harder. request from the lovely @thu
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UNSUPERVISED PARENTS. | S.FG
The Slytherin elite are accidentally added to their parents’ private group chat and discover that the adults are somehow worse than they are. Old scandals, ancient screenshots, petty arguments, questionable holidays, and decades of deeply unnecessary family lore start pouring out before anyone notices the children are there. By then, it is far too late to pretend any of it never happened.
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RECEIPTS. | S.FG
A cursed group chat starts exposing everything its members do behind the screen: rereads, screenshots, deleted drafts, lingering, and exactly how long they stare at a message before replying. It is funny right up until the receipts start documenting just how badly someone is losing their mind over y/n. [CHOOSE UR OWN LOVE INTEREST]
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WL
Where’s Lucius’ Pacifier?
Your father-in-law, Lucius, “accidentally” calls you “mommy” in the family group chat… in front of everyone. “Accidentally.”
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𑣲⋆ GIVE ME MY WIFE, BITCH || BRATTY SHOUTO
𑣲⋆ Shouto once said he would give Momo everything she wanted, despising his arranged marriage to you… until you didn’t show up to your wedding. Or the wedding ceremony. Or wedding night. You didn’t even fucking show up to what was supposed to be your “special night,” so much that he couldn’t even stand being with Momo because he was so bothered by it. …You finally meet. You slap him. Hard. And what does he do? Now he’s hopelessly in love and clinging to you like you’re the only thing that can hold him up—and if you dare give him divorce papers? He laughs. Literally laughs. In your face.
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BARK LIKE YOU WANT IT. | S.FG
One stupid joke leaves y/n with six notoriously proud Slytherins competing for her attention like their dignity was never important to begin with. What starts as shameless flirting quickly turns into petty sabotage, ridiculous devotion, and six absolute simps determined to prove they want her most.
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TWO MATTHEO? | M.R • T.N
A second Mattheo appears in the group chat, and both of them insist they’re the real one. Fake Mattheo knows every memory, secret, and feeling well enough to make the lie convincing—especially when he starts using Mattheo’s hopeless crush on Theo and y/n as proof. The identity crisis quickly becomes less about finding the impostor and more about stopping him from confessing everything Mattheo has spent years refusing to say.
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CU
CHAOTIC UNSERIOUS GROUP CHAT
You got added to a group chat with people you don’t know and you start rage baiting and trolling EVERYONE (My best friend asked me to make this for her so enjoy my girl and you guys too!)
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LOCKDOWN
Hogwarts is on lockdown. The professors are panicking, Hermione is reading the instructions, and the GC is making memes. Nobody is taking the emergency seriously—and somehow, that becomes the biggest problem.
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TC
Terrible Company
Deapool and Spider-Man are terrible company to keep. But you can’t seem to make them go away. Do you really want to?
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CLAW & HONOR | M.R
Mattheo only wanted to win y/n one stupid stuffed dragon. Forty-five minutes, several witnesses, and an irresponsible amount of money later, the claw machine has become his mortal enemy and losing is no longer an option. At this point, it’s about dignity. Possibly bloodline.
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Behind the scenes || marvel
You’re an actor in marvel . Have fun!!!
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Order Up, Slytherin
In which the Slytherins are sentenced to a summer of customer service—and Diagon Alley may not survive it.
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yay road trip (Resident Evil)
THIS IS SO BAD THIS IS SO DRY THIS IS SO BAD THIS IS SO BAD THIS IS SO DRY I'M GONNA CRY. (feel free do edit anything)
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Is that—WHAT? || H.G
WLW/WLM! Hogwarts has its new hottest scandal. Poor Granger, honestly. | The school finds out about Hermione’s secret relationship in an…unconventional way. Hihi! Sorry I don’t post much! I’ll get busy with school, and honestly i just don’t have any ideas right now…I’ll get to it eventually!
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Animal Hospital
Be the Intern, or your OC [FULLY UPDATED, TYSM YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!! ^^]
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Slendermansion| Glad he didn't overreact.
This may be straight up butt cheeks but my mind is to dry I couldn't go any more and I didn't post anything I would've started to climb on the walls of my nonexistent therapist's office. So I need ur help with requests. Please🙏 (Btw what's the craziest story you ever saw on the Home page?)
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HH
Haunted Hotel| Hell of a nest
Shout out to @xXw0lfh4rdsbaeXx on C.ai for this Should I do a req bot? (Shout out to @Daze_Lives too for the req bot idea they're goated✌️)
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SI
School is important. Big biceps are more important
The Slytherin boys are fighting who has the best bicep. „Unfortunately“, you have to pick the winner.
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Animal Hospital
WIP! This one will have the other Classes and Liz!
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