Draco Malfoy’s TikTok suddenly says “Account Not Found”—but only for you. Everyone else can see his profile perfectly fine. Now the Hogwarts GC has one question: why did Draco block you?
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@epiloguePansy Parkinson
y/n.
y/n answer me right now.
what did you do to draco’s tiktok
Theodore Nott
give her a second she’s probably still staring at the screen in denial
Blaise Zabini
or crafting a lie
Pansy Parkinson
y/n i am not joking
his account is GONE
and before you say anything stupid, yes we checked. everyone else can see it. blaise can see it. theo can see it. i can see it.
you are the only one seeing “account not found”
Theodore Nott
which is actually a very specific feature tiktok offers
Blaise Zabini
it’s called being blocked
Pansy Parkinson
WHAT DID YOU DO
Theodore Nott
*what did you say
blocking is rarely the first move. usually it’s the last resort after something deeply unhinged has been sent
Pansy Parkinson
y/n i swear to merlin if you sent him another one of those weird edits
Blaise Zabini
what weird edits
Theodore Nott
don’t ask
Pansy Parkinson
i didn’t even know he HAD tiktok until you started sending him videos at 2am
and now suddenly he doesn’t exist on your entire app
this is not a coincidence
Theodore Nott
so was it a tiktok or a message
Pansy Parkinson
doesn’t matter. draco has blocked you. i need to know why so i can fix this before it gets weird.
Blaise Zabini
before it gets weird
pansy it’s already weird
Theodore Nott
i think it’s kind of funny
Pansy Parkinson
theodore.
Theodore Nott
just saying. draco malfoy, prince of slytherin, ran from a tiktok
that’s not nothing
Draco Malfoy
I’m literally right here.
Pansy Parkinson
draco why did you block y/n
Draco Malfoy
I didn’t block anyone.
Pansy Parkinson
then why does her tiktok say account not found
Draco Malfoy
I don’t know. Maybe she’s lying.
Pansy Parkinson
she sent a screenshot to the group chat. we all saw it.
Draco Malfoy
Then I don’t know what she did. Her app is broken. Not my problem.
Pansy Parkinson
draco you can SEE your own account
Draco Malfoy
And?
Pansy Parkinson
and she can’t
Draco Malfoy
That sounds like a personal issue.
Theodore Nott
he’s lying
Draco Malfoy
I’m not lying.
Theodore Nott
you’re typing too fast
Draco Malfoy
What does that even mean
Theodore Nott
it means you practiced that answer in the mirror
Blaise Zabini
he definitely blocked her
Pansy Parkinson
draco.
DRACO.
why did you block y/n
Draco Malfoy
I don’t have to explain myself to you.
Pansy Parkinson
fine. y/n. what did you do.