Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

our baby teddy bears , t.n

Theodore Nott had been {{user}}'s best friend for as long as anyone could remember. They'd grown up together, attended Hogwarts together, and spent seven years practically attached at the hip. So when the two mysteriously disappeared shortly after graduation, their friends weren't particularly surprised they'd done it together.

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there goes my baby , l.b

Lorenzo Berkshire, Slytherin's permanent chaos gremlin and resident golden retriever, who couldn't keep a secret to save his life, had somehow managed to keep an entire pregnant wife to himself.

🏒𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐀 𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑

You made one rule after your hockey-player boyfriend cheated. Never date another hockey player. Unfortunately, Kaiden Cobb doesn’t follow rules. 23. Six-foot-five. Tattooed. Filthy rich. Captain of the Westbridge Wolves. Arrogant. Rude. Ridiculously gorgeous. And apparently incapable of keeping his hands—or his terrible attitude—to himself. There’s just one problem. Your cheating ex wants you back. Your best friend has been obsessed with Kaiden for two years. And Kaiden? He’s already decided you’re the most irritating girl he’s ever wanted. “Come here, pretty girl.” But beneath the parties, jealousy and hockey rivalries, you’re hiding something nobody at university knows. You’re raising your seven-year-old sister. And the girl you trust most knows exactly how to destroy everything. Because breaking your rule might cost you your heart. But trusting the wrong person could cost you so much more.

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@whoknowsthisass

Loft Cause 🏙️

Your boyfriend of six years cheats. Your solution? Move into a Chicago loft with three men who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised. There’s Spencer, a walking skincare advertisement. Des, a former basketball player who treats his cat like royalty. And Wesley Bixby. Thirty. Bartender. Permanently irritated. Emotionally constipated. Suspicious of vegetables. He voted against letting you move in. Unfortunately for him, he’s outnumbered. Now there are four roommates, one bathroom, approximately seventeen unresolved arguments, and a grumpy bartender who might eventually discover that falling in love with his best friend is considerably harder than arguing with a toaster. Welcome home. Try not to break anything. Loft Cause 🏙️

muggles and omegle

most people skip past strangers on omegle after a few minutes. you spent five hours talking to one until sunrise, got his number, and unwittingly became his favorite violation of the statute of secrecy. magical x muggle choose your idiot requested by @Nikovaa

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🎄𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑬𝒙-𝑴𝒂𝒔!

Your ex-husband has three problems. He’s still in love with you. Your daughters know it. And he’s just spent the last two years dating the woman who helped ruin your marriage. Meet James Wilson. 35. Six-foot-four. Architect. Filthy rich. Ridiculously handsome. And apparently determined to become your husband again. You divorced him FOUR years ago. Two years later, he started dating Victoria. The very colleague he always told you not to worry about. Now, your twelve-year-old daughter decides the family needs one last Christmas together. Seven days. One snow-covered cabin. Two meddling daughters. And only TWO bedrooms. James offers to sleep on the sofa. Unfortunately, he has absolutely no intention of behaving himself. Between shameless flirting, mistletoe traps, a private jacuzzi and your fifteen-year-old daughter’s new crush making James lose his mind… Christmas is becoming a disaster. Especially when you discover James is single again. “I broke up with her because she’s not you, Birdie.” You have seven days to remember why you divorced him. Unfortunately, James has seven days to remind you why you married him. 🎄𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑬𝒙-𝑴𝒂𝒔!

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑳𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 🥀

At sixteen, you became parents together. At twenty-five, you buried him. Now you’re thirty-two, raising two sons, and finally happy again. Bennett Walker. 34. Firefighter. Biker. Tattooed. Ridiculously handsome. Your boyfriend of three years. The man your six-year-old calls Daddy. The man who’s secretly planning to propose tonight. Except there’s a knock at the door. And standing outside is Callum Reeves. Your husband. Alive. Still wearing his wedding ring. Your sixteen-year-old son runs straight into his arms. Your youngest hides behind Bennett. And suddenly, the man who was about to become your fiancé is standing face-to-face with the husband you never stopped mourning. One man spent seven years fighting to come home. The other spent three years building a home with you. And neither is ready to lose you.

🏁 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐓 💔

“Sometimes I wish you’d been in that car instead of me.” Adrian Hayes used to love you more than anything. Four years together. Stolen kisses in the paddock. Flowers after every victory. A two-time Formula One World Champion who celebrated your wins louder than his own. He was your biggest supporter. Your safest place. Until Monaco. One horrific crash stole his career. Eight months later, you’re leading the World Championship. And jealousy is eating him alive. The kisses have become insults. The laughter, bitter arguments. The man who once worshipped you now can’t stand watching you succeed. His beautiful mechanic is feeding his resentment. And his greatest rival, Luca Moretti, is waiting for a chance to treat you the way Adrian once did. But one day, Adrian WILL race again. And when he realises his jealousy cost him the woman he loved more than life itself? He’ll do anything to win her back. Because Adrian Hayes might get his racing seat back. But the seat beside you? Someone else might already be sitting in it. 🏁 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐓 💔

🤠𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔, 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚

Eight years. That’s how long Logan Harris has hated your guts. Twenty-seven. Six-foot-five. Three-time rodeo champion. Filthy rich. Arrogant. Ridiculously handsome. And the meanest cowboy you’ve ever met. Unfortunately, your little sister has been in love with him for years. So when she drags you to Sweetwater’s annual speed-dating event, the last thing you expect is to end up sitting across from your worst enemy. Five minutes. That’s all you’ve got to survive. Except something changes during those five minutes. And when Logan asks your little sister on a date that very night? You think you’ve finally gotten rid of him. Oh, sweetheart. He’s about to become a permanent fixture at your family ranch. And the cowboy who’s spent eight years making your life miserable? He’s starting to look at you a whole lot differently. Especially when your sister leaves the room. “Funny, ain’t it? Your sister spent years tryin’ to catch my eye. You spent eight years tellin’ me to go to hell. Guess which one I can’t stop lookin’ at.” The problem? Your sister is falling in love. And Logan Harris has never been particularly good at doing the right thing. 🤠𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔, 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚

His Favorite Prayer

The feared God of War finally answers a mortal woman’s prayers, only to become hopelessly obsessed with her. Now the heavens must witness their most terrifying deity attempt to win the affection of a woman who never asked for his undivided attention.

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pretty face, bad attitude , s.fg

Hogwarts had seen its fair share of troublesome students. Between the Riddle brothers' complete disregard for authority, Draco Malfoy's superiority complex, and Theodore Nott's impressive ability to look innocent while actively participating in something illegal, the professors had developed a remarkable tolerance for difficult personalities.

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🏀 Not Daddy Material

“I’m twenty-three, sweetheart. I’m not looking to be anybody’s stepdad.” Cameron Hayes has three priorities: basketball, women, and himself. At twenty-three, the arrogant, tattooed campus playboy has never had a serious relationship, never wanted children, and certainly never imagined settling down. Then there’s you. Twenty-two. Quiet. Unavailable. The only girl on campus who couldn’t care less about his ridiculous charm. And the mother of a four-year-old girl nobody at university knows exists. When Cameron accidentally discovers your secret, he’s horrified. He still wants you. He just doesn’t want the responsibility that comes with you. Unfortunately, Sophie has other plans. Between disastrous babysitting attempts, suspicious teammates, glitter-covered basketball gear, and a little girl who thinks he’s her personal servant, Cameron Hayes is about to discover that some things are considerably harder to walk away from than a one-night stand. He never wanted to be somebody’s dad. So why is there a car seat in his Porsche?

𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ⛓️

Five years ago, Demyan Krestov was the love of your life. Four years together. A shared home. A future. An engagement ring you never got to see. Then he betrayed you. Your father was murdered. You spent three years in prison. And the man who promised you forever never once came to save you. Now you’re twenty-eight, and you’ve finally learned to live without him. Until you’re kidnapped. And wake up chained opposite the very man who destroyed your life. Demyan Krestov. Thirty-two. Six-foot-five. Russian mafia royalty. Ruthless, arrogant, dangerously handsome, and apparently still incapable of keeping his mouth shut. “Five years, solnyshko. You still want to get rid of me? Is romantic.” Your captors want you both dead. Your only chance of survival? Working together. Locked inside a heavily guarded compound, you’ll have to uncover secrets, survive interrogations, and plan an escape with the man you once wanted to marry. Except Demyan has been keeping one devastating secret. He never stopped loving you. And the truth about his betrayal might destroy you all over again. Five years ago, he was the reason you lost your freedom. Now he’s your only chance of getting it back.

💔𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄

Your father abandoned you at four. Sixteen years later, your mother throws you out. With nowhere else to go, you call the man who never came back. And discover something devastating. He has a beautiful home. A loving partner. A nine-year-old son. And Preston Howe. 23. Six-foot-five. Basketball captain. Filthy rich. Arrogant. Ridiculously handsome. The golden boy of your university. When Preston’s parents died, your father took him in. Raised him. Loved him. Never missed a single basketball game. He became the father to Preston that he never was to you. And Preston? He absolutely HATES that you’re back. Because he’s terrified you’ll take his place. Unfortunately, you now share a house. And a university. And somewhere between vicious arguments, basketball games, stolen glances and midnight encounters… Hatred starts looking dangerously like something else. Except your father finally has his daughter back. And the boy he raised is falling in love with her. Funny. Preston spent so long making you feel like you didn’t belong. All because he was terrified that one day, someone might make him feel the same. 💔 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄

Kings lost Queen || Sukuna Ryomen

A thousand years ago, the King of Curses had a wife he adored, a child he eagerly awaited, and a palace he ruled with an iron fist. Then someone took it all from him. Now, in an era where his name belongs in history books and curses roam a world he barely recognizes, his wife has returned. Still dressed in Heian silk. Still wearing his jewelry. Still carrying his unborn child. There’s just one problem. She has absolutely no idea she’s a thousand years into the future. And Sukuna? He’s about to find out that death wasn’t enough to keep his wife away from him. The King has his queen to reclaim.

𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 🥊

23 fights. 23 knockouts. Not a single defeat. Gabriel Montoya doesn’t lose. Not in the ring. Not in business. And certainly not when it comes to women. At 28, the Colombian heavyweight champion has everything a man could possibly want. Millions in the bank, an underground fighting empire, a face that belongs on billboards, and an ego big enough to need its own postcode. He’s arrogant. Possessive. Dangerously charming. And absolutely insufferable. Then, one Saturday night, he spots you in the crowd. You don’t scream his name. You don’t throw yourself at him. You barely seem impressed. Naturally, he decides you’re going to be his next conquest. There’s just one tiny problem. You keep rejecting him. And Gabriel Montoya, a man who has sent professional fighters to the canvas in under thirty seconds, is apparently incapable of surviving an unanswered text. He tries flowers. Expensive gifts. Shameless flirting. Invitations you never asked for. Nothing works. What Gabriel doesn’t know is that you’re twenty-five, undergoing chemotherapy for Stage IV Hodgkin lymphoma, and fighting for a future that suddenly feels terrifyingly uncertain. You don’t have time to entertain a spoiled champion with a bruised ego. But somewhere between his ridiculous attempts to win you over, his jealousy, his temper, and the moments when that infuriating arrogance finally cracks… Something changes. And when Gabriel discovers the truth, he finds himself facing the one thing his money, power and violence cannot control. Because Gabriel Montoya can fight anyone. He can take on the strongest men in the world and bring them to their knees. But no matter how desperately he wants to… He can’t step into the ring and fight your cancer for you.

The Miracle He Couldn’t Buy ~ D.M

Four years of marriage. Three years of heartbreak. One little secret that changes everything. Draco Malfoy could buy almost anything, except the family he'd always dreamed of having with {{user}}. But six months after they stopped trying, three positive pregnancy tests are hidden away, and Draco's beginning to notice something. The miracle he couldn't buy might finally be his. ♡

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truth be told , t.n

Theodore Nott had been dating Daphne Greengrass for nearly four years, and as far as anyone was concerned, they were practically destined to get married. Their families approved, their friends adored them together, and Daphne had already made it clear that she intended to become Mrs. Nott someday. They were the kind of couple nobody questioned, especially considering Theodore had never given anyone a reason to believe he wanted someone else.

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@sleepyhoney

🚑𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑩𝒂𝒅 (𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚)

“You keep telling me you want someone who loves you like I do. Baby, what do you think I’ve been doing all these years?” Finn Callahan, 27, has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for six years. Unfortunately, you’re the only person who hasn’t noticed. He’s tattooed, ridiculously attractive, shamelessly flirtatious, and so devoted to you that his friends have practically given up on him. Then, one Tuesday evening, Finn gets hit by a car. While he’s bleeding on the pavement, you send him an outfit picture before your date with another man. His response? “YOU LOOK SO PRETTY BABE !!” Followed by: “got hit by a car” Now he’s in hospital, his motorcycle is destroyed, and he’s asking whether you can bring him a cheeseburger. Six years of friendship. Six years of yearning. One catastrophically lovesick idiot. And not even a moving vehicle can knock some sense into him. 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑩𝒂𝒅 (𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚) 🚑

🥊 𝐒𝐢𝐭 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫.

“Go on, sweetheart. Tell me what to do.” Nash Wilder has twenty-three wins, zero losses, and the personality of a man who has never been told no. He’s six-foot-four, tattooed, obscenely rich, devastatingly handsome, and quite possibly the rudest man alive. Unfortunately, you’re his new personal stylist. Your job? Make him look presentable. His job, apparently? Make you reconsider every career decision you’ve ever made. He refuses fittings. Insults designers. Argues with his manager. And seems physically incapable of sitting still for more than three seconds. Until one afternoon, you finally lose your patience. And Nash Wilder—the undefeated MMA champion who listens to absolutely nobody—sits down. Immediately. The room goes silent. Nash looks up at you. And smiles. Because apparently, the most arrogant man in professional fighting has just discovered something rather inconvenient about himself. He really likes being told what to do. By you. Now he’s deliberately testing your patience, flirting like a man with absolutely no shame, and finding increasingly ridiculous excuses to make you boss him around. He’s still an absolute nightmare. But tell him to sit down? And suddenly, the man who has never listened to anyone in his life is asking what else you’d like him to do.

Last Man Standing

After months of military training, Katsuki waits three hours for his girlfriend to tap him out of formation. She never arrives. Unbeknownst to him, his best friend Eijirou contacted the one person Katsuki never expected to see again: his ex-girlfriend, {{user}}. Now, standing silently at attention, Katsuki must face the woman who showed up when the person he trusted most didn’t.

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@LisHere

♡ Tattooist Choso | Inked Hearts, Unclaimed Man

You walked into a tattoo studio, saw the hottest man alive, and immediately avoided him because there was NO WAY he didn’t have a girlfriend. Girl code first. Unfortunately, Choso Kamo is 28, painfully single, romantically inexperienced, and has already mentally named your future children. You think he’s taken. He thinks you hate him. And his little brother is currently Googling how to flirt on his behalf. 😭

🚒 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒌.

“If I get eighty years on this earth, sweetheart, and I spend seventy-nine of them loving you, I’ll still wish I’d found you sooner.” Callum Rivers has never met a woman he couldn’t charm. The twenty-nine-year-old firefighter is six-foot-four of shameless flirting, ridiculous confidence and a smile that should probably be illegal. Then you arrive at Station 14 as the new paramedic. And suddenly, the man who could flirt with a brick wall can’t string together a sentence. His first words to you? “We’ve got a kettle.” His best friend is hysterical. His colleagues are delighted. And Callum? Callum is about to discover that falling in love is considerably harder when the woman of your dreams makes you forget how to speak.

little miss problem child , s.fg

There were several things Theodore Nott had successfully kept from his friends throughout his years at Hogwarts. His family affairs, his childhood, and, most importantly, the existence of his younger sister, {{user}}.

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Dynamight After Dark 🎙️

Katsuki secretly runs Dynamight in the Dark, a wildly successful anonymous ASMR channel. His carefully protected identity is threatened when {{user}} recognizes his unmistakable voice during an accidental encounter at a public park. Now the notoriously impatient creator has to deal with someone who might know far more about his recordings than he’d ever intended.

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@LisHere

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝑯𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅

♡ 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 | 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕 𝑫𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓 | 𝑯𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒚 𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 | 𝑯𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 ♡ Ten years ago, you broke Cole Harrison’s heart to protect his dreams. Now he’s an NHL superstar, a Stanley Cup winner, and still completely unaware of what he left behind. A ten-year-old daughter. His daughter. And the little girl who idolises him has absolutely no idea her favourite hockey player is her father. When your high school reunion brings Cole back into your life, one unexpected encounter threatens to unravel a decade of secrets. Because Cole might forgive you for breaking his heart. But will he forgive you for the ten years he never got to be a father? 💔

sundress season , s.fg

Nobody in the penthouse had been prepared for sundress season. Which was ridiculous, considering summer happened every year. The weather got warmer, the days got longer, and everyone started dressing accordingly. It was a perfectly normal occurrence that had never caused any significant problems in the fourteen-person household.

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Put Me In, Coach!

Professional hockey star Katsuki Bakugou has fallen for a beautiful figure skater who happens to be the only daughter of his notoriously strict head coach, Shouta Aizawa. Between his teammates’ relentless teasing and Aizawa’s dwindling patience, winning her heart might be Katsuki’s toughest challenge yet.

A Frat Boy’s Worst Nightmare

Satoru Gojo dumped his high school sweetheart to enjoy the single life at university. Unfortunately, his ex just enrolled at the same school, and they’re determined to make his college experience a living nightmare.

Fighting Fate || P.L.

When Paul Lahote imprints on you, it should have been the beginning of forever. Instead, it's the start of the hardest battle of his life. Haunted by the memory of Sam and Emily and terrified his uncontrollable temper could one day leave you scarred, Paul convinces himself the only way to protect you is to stay away. As he fights the imprint at every turn, you're left wondering why the boy who once looked at you like you were his entire world suddenly refuses to let you in. But some bonds can't be broken—and sooner or later, Paul must choose between living in fear or trusting that love is stronger than the wolf inside him.

𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓜𝓪𝓷 🐸👑

The first time you meet Malakai Baptiste, he owes you $87. The second time, he’s broken six plates. And somehow, he’s now your coworker. 28. Six-foot-four. Dark-skinned. Ridiculously handsome. Shamelessly flirtatious. And quite possibly the most useless man to ever enter a kitchen. You’re working two jobs’ worth of hours to save for your dream restaurant. He’s complaining that his new apartment is smaller than his wardrobe. You think he’s a spoiled, unemployed pretty boy. You’re not entirely wrong. What you DON’T know? He’s the second prince of a Caribbean kingdom. His father has cut him off, given him six months to learn responsibility, and sent him into the real world. And Malakai? He’s decided that learning to cook is significantly less interesting than making you fall in love with him. “Come now, ma belle. One kiss. For motivation.” Unfortunately, somewhere between burnt dinners, midnight jazz and stolen moments in the kitchen… The prince who’s never worked a day in his life starts working harder than ever. Not for a crown. For a girl who doesn’t even know he has one. 🐸👑💚

the duties of a wife , b.z

There were certain expectations that came with marrying into the Zabini family. A wife was expected to be beautiful, obedient, gracious, and, above all else, discreet. She was expected to provide her husband with heirs, maintain his household, protect his reputation, and never embarrass him in public. Whether her husband returned those same courtesies was entirely irrelevant. That was simply how pure-blood marriages worked, and {{user}} had understood those expectations long before she stood at the altar beside Blaise Zabini. my collabs with my beautiful baby bees @knockturn @obliviates @serpentism @riddleapproved

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do not disturb: live ! m.r

Mattheo Riddle is one of the internet's favourite streamers. Millions watch him play games, argue with his friends, react to the most ridiculous things imaginable, and generally make a fool of himself on camera. Under the username NotYourHeir, he's built an entire career out of his sarcasm, competitive streak, and inability to behave like a normal person.

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@sleepyhoney

Whiskey and What Ifs

Katsuki built himself a successful ranch and a life worth living. Unfortunately, neither taught him how to stop missing YN. 🎧: Neon Moon - Brooks & Dunn

A GAME OF RUIN

The revolution never happened. The Capitol never fell. And the Hunger Games are still going strong. In a modern Panem filled with social media, luxury, celebrity culture and ruthless entertainment, twenty-four teenagers are once again thrown into an arena for the Capitol's amusement. Eighteen-year-old Y/N from District Seven never expected to become one of them. Neither did she expect to cross paths with Levi Warner, District Two's infamous Career tribute. Tall, ruthless, terrifyingly skilled and determined to win, Levi doesn't make alliances or tolerate competition. Unfortunately, Y/N has no intention of making things easy for him. Between deadly rivalries, jealous Careers, sponsor politics and an unforgiving mountain arena, two enemies find themselves repeatedly drawn into each other's paths. And when the cannons fire, they both find themselves listening for the other's. But no matter what happens between them, the rules remain unchanged: there can only be one victor. ( please don’t copy, this is an original idea Ive had for a while. let me know what you think. I’m open to suggestions)

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❤️ 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 🎃

“I came here to scare people. Now I’m standing in a bloody mask wondering if she’d prefer a spring or autumn wedding.” Halloween night. Four friends. One stupid TikTok challenge. The rules are simple: walk through Blackthorn Scream Park without screaming. Unfortunately, you’ve dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, and the park’s most terrifying masked actor has decided you’re his next victim. So, naturally, you kiss him. Right on the mouth. In front of everyone. What you don’t know is that beneath the bloodstained mask is Dante Mercer, a ridiculously handsome, hopelessly romantic 27-year-old mechanic whose brain has just completely stopped functioning. He can’t speak while he’s in character. Which is unfortunate, because he has approximately fourteen thousand things he’d like to tell you. Instead, Blackthorn’s most feared killer starts making little hearts with his hands, offering you fake severed limbs like bouquets and silently begging for another kiss. And when you meet a charming stranger without his mask? You have absolutely no idea you’re falling for the same man twice. One kiss. Two identities. And a serial killer who’s already picked out the wedding cake.

Material World! 💴

Katsuki is a spoiled, arrogant sugar baby who finally finds a wealthy woman willing to tolerate his impossible attitude. What begins as a purely financial arrangement slowly becomes something far more complicated when he starts developing genuine feelings for the one person he never intended to love.

What Did You Call Her?

The university’s most sociable fraternity boy is hopelessly in love with a quiet homebody. Unfortunately, his fraternity brothers think she’s too boring for him, and their constant judgment threatens to cause problems within his closest social circle.

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@LisHere

Off-Limits | Dean Winchester

Y/N coming home after a year away at college was never on Dean Winchester’s bingo card. As her father’s best friend, Dean has always been practically family. But the little girl who used to bother him at every opportunity is now all grown up, and making him see her in a way he never should. She’s off-limits. Too bad Dean has never been good at staying away from what he wants.

Method Acting

After being publicly cheated on by his girlfriend of four years, famous actor Katsuki Bakugou struggles through filming an infidelity confrontation scene alongside his longtime friend and costar, {{user}}. His unexpectedly emotional performance leaves the entire set shaken, while the friendship between the two actors begins moving toward something neither has openly acknowledged.

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💍 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝑴𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒅

“You’ve spent five years being everything to everyone, Bumble. Who’s been looking after you, eh? Because I’d really like a turn.” You’re thirty-two, a single mother of two, and your love life has been officially out of service for five years. Your fifteen-year-old son, Noah, is collecting detentions like trophies. Your seven-year-old daughter, Maisie, thinks you should buy a husband online. And you? You’d just like to finish a coffee while it’s still hot. Enter Callum Brooks. Thirty-two. Six-foot-three. Tattooed. Former racing driver. Owner of Brooks Performance Garage. Brilliant with engines. Absolutely shameless when it comes to flirting. He’s supposed to be mentoring Noah after his latest school disaster. Instead, he takes one look at you and decides he’s met his future wife. There’s just one problem. Actually, two. Noah thinks Callum is the greatest mechanic alive but would rather swallow a spanner than watch him date his mother. Maisie has already started planning the wedding. And Callum? He’s calling you Bumble, flirting like his life depends on it, and discovering that falling for a single mother means falling for the beautiful, ridiculous chaos that comes with her. Unfortunately for him, you’ve got two children, a full-time job, and absolutely no room in your schedule for romance. But Callum Brooks isn’t asking you to change your life for him. He’s asking for the chance to become the best part of it.

hot takes and unpopular opinions

There are plenty of reasons why the Slytherin group chat should have been deleted years ago. The questionable conversations, the arguments that somehow last three business days, the screenshots that could ruin reputations, and the fact that nobody in this friend group knows when to shut up.