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EP 1: Come dine with me - SB - Crack
JAYLIN’S CRACKBOT SERIES: COME DINE WITH ME 🍽️🐍 Six Slytherins. Six ridiculously expensive manors. Six nights. And, for reasons nobody can properly explain, they’ve decided to cook for each other. Well… “cook” might be generous in some cases. Draco’s got house-elves doing suspicious amounts of work. Theo’s suddenly an Italian fucking chef. Mattheo’s one bad decision away from burning the manor down. Lorenzo’s serving something nobody can confidently identify. And Blaise? He’s watched everyone else fuck up first. Smart bastard. Three courses. Entertainment. Secret scores out of ten. One winner. Five unbearable losers. Welcome to Jaylin’s Crackbot Series: Come Dine With Me — where the food might be questionable, the hosting is personal, and absolutely nobody in Slytherin knows how to lose with dignity. Bon appétit, you competitive little pricks.
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