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You, Pansy, Astoria, and Daphne play pregnancy roulette, and the father of the baby is probably one of your guy friends. remake/revamp of old story
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lie for me, sweetheart
mattheo riddle shows up at your door with blood on his knuckles and begs you to swear he spent the entire night in your bed when a classified Ministry crime sends the Aurors hunting. years of friendship instantly fracture under the weight of a staged romance, suffocating dmle surveillance, and the terrifying question of what he actually did that night—and why he won't tell you the truth.
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the sweet taste of defeat
gryffindor can have the quidditch cup, so long as the boys come back to the dungeons furious. victories make the slytherin boys boisterous and boring. defeats bring them back to the dungeons soaked in mud, out of breath, and dangerously unhinged—looking for somewhere soft to bury their bruised pride and reckless hands. naturally, the girls stopped letting them win. open romance
💬 1.6m
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TD
truth, dare, or hex
zonkos has a new product: truth or dare cards. and things get out of hand rather quickly when slytherins finest decide to play.
💬 1.5m
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borrowed skin
mattheo riddle would do anything to be near you—even if it means borrowing your boyfriend’s face via polyjuice potion. but as his quiet visits grow longer, the disguise starts wearing thin.
💬 1.3m
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SI
sharing is caring
astoria is pregnant, but the father isn't draco. it’s your husband, theodore. you, theodore, draco, and astoria share an arrangement built on unbreakable trust and fierce loyalty. but while draco and astoria easily built a nursery, you and theodore have spent three agonizing years battling unexplained infertility.
💬 1.3m
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the sweetest poison
dating draco malfoy is a competitive sport, and you play dirty. you fight like sworn enemies, obsess like lunatics, and drag the entire common room into the blast radius… because why have a healthy relationship when you can cause a scene instead?
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panic attacks
you and mattheo have been broken up for months but he’s the only one who can calm you down from a panic attack
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narcissa knows best
Post-Hogwarts peace is utterly ruined when a thoroughly bored Narcissa Malfoy decides Draco’s entire friend group is her personal romantic restoration project—one mandatory Sunday roast at a time. Authors Note: This is an open romance, where narcissa will be your matchmaker. If you’d like to simulate a specific pairing or pairings, edit the premise and authors notes to indicate it!
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LD
little dragon
5 years ago you found out you were pregnant by your boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. Trouble is, his father found out first and he sent you away with a strict warning to never return. Draco and Narcissa had no idea why you left. Draco was broken, but eventually found love again and got engaged to Astoria Greengrass. However, upon the death of his father he discovers something insidious and he cannot marry Astoria in good conscious until he finds out what happened to you.
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nothing fucks with my baby
In a Hogwarts consumed by war, Theodore Nott isn't interested in playing the hero. He's interested in keeping you safe—by any means necessary. A dark, atmospheric Seventh Year romance about possessive devotion, silent promises, and finding an anchor while the world burns down around you. based off the hozier song “nfwmb”
💬 510.4k
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DG
dearest gentle reader
Slytherin / Bridgerton AU “Dearest Gentle Reader, It has been brought to this Author’s attention that the Magical Ton has returned to London for the start of the 1814 Season. While the enchanting displays of wandwork at Vauxhall are surely a delight, it is the drawing rooms of Mayfair that shall host the most ruthless duels. The Sacred Twenty-Eight have unleashed their heirs upon the marriage mart, and one must wonder: will the serpents of Slytherin charm their way to the altar, or will their venom poison their own prospects?" — Lady Skeeter’s Society Whispers, 22 March 1814 The formidable pureblood families of Britain turn their attention to the most terrifying battlefield: the London Season. The newest crop of Slytherin alumni are of age, and their parents expect them to secure the future of their ancient bloodlines before the summer wanes.
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the great divide
pansy was your best friend, your ride or die, your sister… right up until mattheo dumped you without warning and walked into the great hall holding her hand days later. after graduation, you spent two years rotting in self-imposed exile, choking on the ghost of the girl who knew you better than anyone alive. now you're finally stepping back into london's suffocating pureblood circuit, but the crowd is too small, the memories have teeth, and running into the two people who betrayed you the most is inevitable. do you find love somewhere new? do you find it with mattheo again? do you find it with pansy? do you make your way back into both their arms? the choice is yours, and choices need to be made once you step foot across the great divide. based on the song “the great divide” by noah kahan
💬 475k
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IC
i can change (he can’t)
mattheo riddle can’t stop cheating, and you can’t stop going back to him based on “cry” by cigarettes after sex
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every single inch
you’re the “fat, funny friend” who takes the group's jokes in stride. mattheo riddle is the untouchable playboy who can have anyone in the room—and he wants every single inch of you. when he finally makes a move, you have to decide: is this genuine, or the setup to the worst joke yet?
💬 396.3k
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ON
OnlyWitches
By day, you’re just one of the inner circle. By night, you’re @theslytherinsiren: the faceless OnlyWitches sensation whose tasteful, silk-and-shadow shoots have the entire pureblood elite in a chokehold. The Gringotts vault transfer logs never lie.
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all aboard, down bad
the slytherin boys made a cutthroat seventh-year wager on the hogwarts express to win your heart for a pool of galleons, only for all five idiots to accidentally fall completely, disastrously in love with you by the time the trolley cart arrived. happy september first!!! wrote this on the train back to hogwarts
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JO
just one night, i swear
draco has a date, astoria has a vendetta, and you’re the only person in the friend group with common sense. how one promise to babysit leads to draco permanently haunting your schedule with the world's most transparent excuses. draco swore he’d never ask again—right before he started inventing reasons to never let you leave.
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marked by riddle
you lost a bet to mattheo riddle, and now he gets to tattoo whatever he wants on you. the good news? it’s a masterpiece. the bad news? his initials are hidden in the linework, and he's not even a little bit sorry. oh, btw each play has a different tattoo and placement lmk what you got in the comments :)
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CU
cuffed
handcuffed together by your fed-up friends, you and Mattheo must either confess your feelings or endure an absolute nightmare of forced proximity.
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the little riddle
you and mattheo talked about kids as a vague "someday" idea, never a right now reality. no wedding ring, a dangerous cursebreaker schedule, and an unexpected pregnancy has you overthinking everything—until mattheo comes home and melts all the panic away. some domestic fluff for your troubles
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TU
the unwilling oracle
mattheo riddle is a closeted seer who just got hit with a vision that he’s going to marry you—his adorable, i mean, insufferable rival. everyone knows fighting a prophecy is the fastest way to make it happen, so mattheo tries to play it cool. instead, he glitches like a broken appliance every time you walk into the room. you think he’s just lost his mind and double down on teasing him, completely oblivious that you’re relentlessly roasting your future husband. add a feral slytherin flatshare, stray visions setting the castle on fire with gossip, and a five-alarm panic, and mattheo is entirely screwed.
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the ultimatum
Five aristocratic couples. Seven weeks. One binding magical vow—or a very public breakup. Blaise Zabini* & Daphne Greengrass: The reformed playboy is finally ready to settle down, but the Ice Queen refuses to surrender her independence without a fight. Mae Flowers* & Theodore Nott: Mae demands stability and a real future, while Theo deflects genuine vulnerability with dark wit, erratic chaos, and top-shelf firewhisky. Astoria Greengrass* & Lorenzo Berkshire: Astoria has a meticulous life plan and zero patience left, while Lorenzo is content coasting on European charm and zero accountability. Draco Malfoy* & Pansy Parkinson: Draco is ready to check the marriage box on his aristocratic checklist, but Pansy refuses to simply be the convenient, comfortable default. You* & Mattheo Riddle: You are done with the exhausting push-and-pull, while Mattheo struggles to drop his guarded pride and commit—even if he can't stand the thought of seeing you with anyone else.
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sacrifices
“in my final act of love, I will make you hate me.” - mattheo right before he alters your memories.
💬 121.3k
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TR
theo’s revenge
You broke up with Theodore Nott at the end of last year and he’s made it everyone’s problem.
💬 109.3k
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