Slytherins Being Slytherins

who did this to you?

the boy they once called their friend left {{user}} sobbing in the slytherin common room. the heirs walk in to find her alone on the sofa, crying so hard she can barely speak. one question changes everything. who did this to you? and the answer is the last name they ever expected.

Oops, It’s The Marauders Era

One stolen Time-Turner sends you and your friends into the Marauders era. Unfortunately, the past is full of dangerously attractive boys who have no intention of letting you leave. You know their names, their reputations, and how their stories end. What you don't know is what happens when they start falling for someone from the future.

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@hannahriddle

she was supposed to kiss draco

mattheo dares astoria to kiss the most attractive person in the room. draco leans in expecting his girlfriend's lips—so why is she kissing you instead?

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@darkmark

little miss attraction.

mattheo riddle has thousands of fans screaming his name. his biggest distraction just walked into the ministry box. {{user}} is the wealthiest pureblood heiress in the wizarding world, newly arrived from durmstrang. the seven boys beside her know exactly who she is. she hasn’t got a clue who they are. and while mattheo plays the final of his life, his best friends are too busy falling over themselves to impress her. england might be fighting for the cup, but the boys are fighting for her attention.

if i was a rich girl.

{{user}} asks the group chat for shopping money. lorenzo sends first. mattheo tops it. theo sends a ridiculous amount. blaise surprises everyone. draco sends it, then unsends it to wind her up. adrian accidentally transfers 10,000 instead of 100. now they’re all demanding a haul, competing over who spoiled her most, and desperately fighting for her attention. anything for their favourite girl.

little miss comeback.

mattheo riddle cheated on his girlfriend of two years. big mistake. now {{user}} is heartbroken, daphne greengrass has the boyfriend, and pansy and astoria have a plan. a new wardrobe. a new attitude. a little revenge. six very interested boys are about to make things considerably more complicated. time to stay positive.

She’s My Angel. | D.M

You have belonged to Draco since childhood. Everyone at Hogwarts knows one rule: don't touch Draco Malfoy's Angel. You wear his name around your neck, his signet ring on your finger and sleep in his arms every night. Draco Malfoy has always insisted you're his. But he's never promised that he's yours. He kisses you, spoils you, sleeps beside you and makes sure everyone knows you belong to him. But while you're expected to be exclusively his, Draco still entertains other girls. And his friends are beginning to notice.

The Accidental Cuddle | T.R

Tom Riddle despises physical affection. So when you fall asleep against his shoulder on the Hogwarts Express at the beginning of eighth year, everyone expects him to move. Instead, he remains perfectly still for three hours. Now he's discovered an inconvenient craving for your affection, and he'll do practically anything to experience it again.

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@hannahriddle

The Dark Lord’s Bride | T.R

Tom Riddle has always been the perfect lover: affectionate, attentive and hopelessly devoted. Your wedding is everything you've dreamed of, unaware that every guest knows something you don't. Your husband is the Dark Lord, and he's winning the war. The marriage contracts are irreversible, his devotion is obsessive, and Tom sees no reason to apologise. After all, he's finally got everything he wants.

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@hannahriddle

The Breakup Party | M.R

You thought Mattheo Riddle was about to propose. Instead, Instead, you find champagne, confetti and an enormous banner celebrating your breakup. Daphne is delighted, she planned it, Mattheo is laughing, and his older brother Tom has never looked more disappointed.

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@hannahriddle

his spoiled little stray

turning into an unregistered cat animagus just to stalk your crush was supposed to be foolproof. except he figured out it was you on day one. instead of exposing you, he locked his dorm door, buckled a custom collar around your neck, and started whispering confessions into your fur just to watch you blush in lecture the next morning. choose your animagus form to claim your idiot

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@mattheodore

The Blacklist GC

Pansy sends the wrong PDF to the wrong group chat. Unfortunately, it's a blacklist ranking you as Hogwarts' least suitable girlfriend. Now eight Slytherin boys are flirting with you out of spite, three girls are losing their minds, and Cordelia has declared war.

a fixer upper.

pansy thinks draco and {{user}} would be perfect together. there's just one problem: she's in love with cedric diggory. astoria has a solution. a glow-up. now the entire group is dissecting draco's personality, appearance and romantic prospects, suggesting increasingly insulting improvements while he threatens to leave. draco malfoy is apparently a lost cause. luckily, his friends have a plan. draco insists he doesn't care. shame he's already in love with her.

friends with benefits.

mattheo riddle is {{user}}’s best friend. nothing more. apparently. they’ve shared beds, clothes, secrets, kisses on the cheek and practically every waking moment for years. everyone at hogwarts has an opinion about their relationship. draco is taking bets, theo is losing patience, and lorenzo is already planning the wedding. but lately, the jokes are getting a little harder to laugh off. because when does a hug become something you don’t want to end? and when does your best friend start looking at you differently? and the kiss on the cheek that tells everyone it’s not just casual. not that either of them would ever admit it.

pretty little psychopaths.

{{user}}, pansy and astoria all happen to be imprisoned in their fourth year. all for crimes against men. and they are not sorry at all. after spending three years together, plotting, awaiting their return to hogwarts, they become a gorgeous, terrifying unit. and their return to hogwarts? detonating. everyone is terrified of them. especially men. everyone except the heirs. who all quickly fall in love with {{user}}, despite her giving reason to scare them off.

little miss famous.

every boy at hogwarts has a picture of her under their bed. in their drawer. under their pillow. durmstrang’s most famous model has transferred to hogwarts. every boy at hogwarts owns a copy. unfortunately, she’s about to meet them. her face is on every magazine cover, her campaigns are plastered across the wizarding world, and practically every boy has a rather embarrassing little secret. now she’s sitting in the great hall. seventh-years are fainting. boyfriends are forgetting their girlfriends. the slytherin heirs are experiencing a collective identity crisis. and the girls? they’d quite like to know why their boyfriends suddenly recognise someone they’ve never met. welcome to hogwarts, darling.

Two Blacks, One Dove | R.B x A.B

Regulus and Archer Black have both fallen hopelessly in love with you. Rather than compete, the notoriously possessive twins decide to court you together. Unfortunately, their ancient shadow magic has developed plans of its own, constantly drawing the three of you closer. Hogwarts is scandalised.

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@hannahriddle

Did the best man win?

Mattheo 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 accepted ‘May the best man win,’ when you chose Theodore over him. But seven months later, he invited you to his dorm so you can hear Theodore talking about his ex. And Mattheo looks like he knows exactly what he’s doing.

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@deardarling

A Very Broody Black | R.B

All Regulus Black wants for Christmas is a baby. Ever since his twin Archer became a father, he's been utterly insufferable. With Christmas approaching, he's determined to charm his beautiful wife into starting a family. The nursery is ready. The baby names are chosen. Now he just needs your agreement.

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@hannahriddle

pretty little roommate.

seven boys. one bedroom. absolutely no intention of fixing the mistake. {{user}} was supposed to be in room 202. unfortunately, room 202 already belonged to seven slytherin heirs. an administrative mistake. a temporary arrangement. at least, that was the original plan. now there are seven boys fighting over bathroom time, demanding goodnight kisses, stealing her attention and developing an alarming dependence on having her around. and nobody is particularly interested in correcting the mistake. until pansy parkinson finds out.

Where Pretty Girls Go

Y/N has everything most girls at Hogwarts could dream of. Beauty, intelligence, popularity, the admiration of every house, and the unwavering love of Draco Malfoy. But Daphne, Astoria, and Pansy have spent seven years living in her shadow, and they’ve finally had enough. In their eighth and final year, jealousy turns into obsession, and the three girls devise a sinister plan. They don’t want to be better than Y/N anymore. They want her gone. And when Y/N mysteriously disappears, Hogwarts is thrown into chaos. Nobody suspects the three girls pretending to mourn her. But some secrets are too dangerous to stay buried.

Principessa | T.N

You’re bratty, mouthy and impossible. Theo is grumpy, dominant and completely responsible for encouraging it. He tells you no, you pout, he tells you to behave, and five minutes later he’s giving you exactly what you wanted. You steal Theo’s clothes, drinks, seat and last nerve. He responds by pulling you into his lap, kissing you quiet when you’re being impossible. He doesn’t want an obedient girlfriend. He wants you: dramatic, spoiled, argumentative, affectionate, impossible.

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@hannahriddle

𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭

A new girl gets added into the "Best Slytherins 🐍" group chat by whoever the fuck. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her damn mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK, Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP). 𓆙 ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ

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@Julianna_

Read The Room

Being part of Slytherin's inner circle comes with its perks: loyal friends, endless gossip, and a group chat that should probably be confiscated. There's just one little complication. Stefanie Selwyn has decided Mattheo Riddle is the boy for her. The only problem? He seems far more interested in someone who's already right there. Group Chat Version ✨️

Slytherin’s Yellow Baby Boss ⋮ the slytherins

Is the internet's viral yellow dress baby secretly a magical dictator who just hijacked the Slytherin dungeon and forced you to be her mom? One minute you’re minding your own business in a Hogwarts corridor, and the next you're legally (and questionably) parenting a tiny mastermind. With every arrogant Slytherin boy being ordered around as "daddy" and Cleo refusing to eat or sleep anywhere except right beside you, your peaceful boarding school life is officially over. Good luck surviving high-stakes toddler babysitting when the whole wizarding world is about to find out your dorm has been taken hostage by a five-year-old boss.

She’s Our Girl.

You grew up belonging to the Black brothers. They spoiled you, protected you and called you their good girl. But while they entertained other girls, you were never allowed anyone else. Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy and Mattheo Riddle decided that the lonely girl the Blacks kept to themselves deserved a little attention, and the Blacks are furious. {{Collab with @HunniBunny}}

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@hannahriddle

his favourite teacher.

{{user}} is top of the year. mattheo is barely passing. two hours of tutoring. every other evening. one insufferable boy who’d rather flirt than study. mattheo riddle has never cared about his grades. until it came with her. and somewhere between detentions, stolen glances and increasingly competitive study sessions, mattheo riddle discovers there’s one thing he’s actually willing to work for. and suddenly, he’s the teacher’s favourite.

riddle’s rule.

mattheo riddle does not play about his girl. he’s violent, aggressive, dangerous. no one touches her. no one dares to speak badly about her. until {{user}} gets threatened by cormac mclaggen, and everything explodes. draco malfoy and theodore nott witness the event and explode. years of pining for {{user}} showcased. but when mattheo hears about the event later on, cormac should be lucky mattheo didn’t get there first. it’s over.

little miss money.

hogwarts has rich kids. hogwarts has powerful kids. then {{user}} arrives. the wealthiest bloodline in the wizarding world. a spoilt, vicious, arrogant princess who makes the malfoys look middle class. seven heirs. zero humility. and draco malfoy? oh, he’s absolutely fucked.

You deserve a gentleman

Draco’s girlfriend is the sweetest and softest girl in Hogwarts but he’s always taken her for granted. It took one more mistake for his friends to start making their moves to get her, believing they can treat her better.

no strings attached.

draco malfoy is {{user}}’s best friend. nothing more. apparently. they share beds, clothes, secrets, kisses on the cheek and practically every waking moment. he’s her best friend. she’s his favourite person. and apparently, everyone at hogwarts thinks they’re married. narcissa is already planning the wedding. the heirs have stopped pretending they’re surprised. but lately, something feels a little different. and for two people who insist they’re just friends, they’re getting awfully bad at acting like it.

little miss fearless.

the class is learning about boggarts. a practical lesson. everyone’s deepest fears are revealed. even the heirs can’t escape. but how can it be possible that {{user}} doesn’t have a fear at all? and why do the heirs find that extremely attractive? ({{user}} and heirs inserted into the film plot).

practically begging

theodore nott has a reputation to uphold. so when a bet circulates that you can't make hogwarts's most untouchable playboy fall in love with you, you take it out of sheer stubbornness. what you don't know is that he orchestrated the whole thing just so he could sit back, kick his feet up, and smugly grade your flirtation attempts.

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@darkmark

The Group Chat Incident- S.FG

mattheo riddle really thought he could cheat on his girlfriend, brag about it to his six best friends, and live happily ever after. draco and lorenzo are encouraging him. blaise, theo, and cillian think he’s an idiot. regulus is two seconds away from disowning the entire male population. and you? you were added to the group chat by complete accident. shame you got there just in time to find out your boyfriend is a walking red flag.

pretty little criminals.

ten bottles of firewhisky. three chaotic, gorgeous purebloods. seven very concerned boys. the girls had a brilliant idea. sneak out. break into the three broomsticks. steal some firewhiskey. have a little fun. what could possibly go wrong? well, it’s 3 a.m., it’s snowing, and the three most feared girls at hogwarts are fast asleep in a freezing hogsmeade alley. unfortunately, their seven favourite enemies have just found them. and carrying three unconscious, thoroughly troublesome slytherin girls home is about to become a very long night. because they don’t stay unconscious for much longer. and they definitely have a lot to say.

Not Taking the Hint

Everyone knows there's something between you and Mattheo Riddle, even if neither of you has made it official. Unfortunately, Stefanie Selwyn has her sights set on him and seems determined to win him over. Between her shameless flirting, your close-knit Slytherin circle, and Mattheo's apparent lack of interest, Hogwarts is about to get a little more entertaining. (The non-group chat version of "Read the Room")

Bad Reputation, Pretty Face | D.M

You transfer to Hogwarts after being expelled from Beauxbatons for fighting, duelling and sending several students to the hospital wing. The rumours are entirely true. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy has never been more attracted to someone.

pretty little purebloods.

three pureblood princesses. seven dangerous heirs. an entire school terrified of both. {{user}}, astoria greengrass and pansy parkinson don’t spread rumours. they ruin lives. spoilt, vicious and obscenely popular, the girls know everyone’s secrets. and they have absolutely no problem sharing them. so when they discover draco malfoy is dating astoria’s despised stepsister, daphne greengrass? oh, they’re going to have so much fun. unfortunately, the heirs hear everything. draco is fucking furious. and the girls have an idea. they print a photo of daphne and write all sorts of rumours on it. throwing it down corridors, pinning it on walls. ruining her reputation. the boys are ready to tear the girls apart. so why can’t any of them stop staring at {{user}}?

Kiss Me First

You're Hogwarts' most desired and untouchable girl. When jealous girls spread a rumour that you've never been kissed, they expect humiliation. Instead, notoriously competitive Slytherin boys decide they'd quite like to be your first.

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@hannahriddle

let me love you like this.

seven boys are in love with her. but while six are fighting for her attention, adrian pucey has quietly made her illness his entire world. he knows which side she sleeps on when her head hurts. he can tell when her fever is rising just by touching her hand. he remembers which tea she drinks, when she last ate and exactly how she likes her pillows arranged. he visits between lessons, stays long after everyone else has gone, and never once makes her feel guilty for needing him. he isn’t waiting for her to get better so he can have her attention. he’s there because he loves her. even when all she can do is close her eyes and let him.

who wore it better?

{{user}}’s twin sister, anastasia, is obsessed with being the centre of attention. since first year, she has commanded attention by being chaotic and spontaneous. however, {{user}}, in their sixth year, joins anastasia at hogwarts (from durmstrang). and immediately becomes hogwarts’ new star. the new girl, the much hotter version of anastasia, the one everyone is obsessed with. the heirs attention, that anastasia has worked so hard to get for years, is immediately given to her sister. and she’s not happy about it.

who is that?

being apart of the most powerful bloodline in the wizarding world, {{user}} is asked to attend the “blood ball”. after joining hogwarts only recently, {{user}} hasn’t yet met the slytherin heirs - who continuously attend prestigious events such as the “blood ball”. however, after being given their first impression, they can’t stop wanting more. as does every other man in that room hoping for a chance to court the most powerful - and beautiful witch in the world.

you’re my soulmate?

hogwarts just found everyone’s soulmate. A magical test has been created to match every student with their perfect soulmate. Everyone gets the same twelve questions. But your specific answers decide your result. And once {{user}} finishes the test, the entire school will find out exactly who Hogwarts has chosen for them. So… who will it be?

sleeper build

for years, your best friend was just the quiet, slouching boy who helped you with your homework. then a potions accident melted his shirt, revealing that he’s secretly built like a greek statue. now half the school is throwing themselves at him, and because he's a spectacular idiot who thinks you friend-zoned him, he keeps asking you for advice on how to flirt back. choose your idiot

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@darkmark

he’s not your man!

{{user}} is supporting her boyfriend, mattheo riddle, playing in the quidditch final. when a girl stands up mid-game and shouts “THATS MY MAN!!” after mattheo makes an excellent play. who is this bitch? he’s not your man!

safe & sound

Seven years of hatred. One desperate knock on his door. Out of everyone at Hogwarts, she chose Draco Malfoy. Because even your worst enemy can be your safest place.

Angel, Save Me | D.M

Astoria won't stop pursuing Draco. Draco won't stop begging his angel for protection. Draco Malfoy genuinely believes you're his guardian angel. Unfortunately, Astoria Greengrass is obsessed with him, and he's decided that only divine intervention can save him from her relentless advances.

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@hannahriddle