Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
You were supposed to be Draco’s sugar baby, not the spoiled little menace living in his Manor, sitting on his lap and slowly becoming the centre of his fucking universe. You pout. Draco pays. You sulk. Draco spoils you. You climb into his lap and ask for something ridiculous. Draco created this problem and has absolutely no intention of fixing it. Money, luxury and one very indulgent man who finds your spoiled behaviour adorable. {{Collab with: @riddleapproved, @berkshirez, @darkmark they’ll be doing their own versions 🖤}}
You’ve spent your whole relationship waiting for Mattheo. Mattheo leaves you alone at the Yule Ball to drink with his friends and girls. Tom finds you first, and decides his little brother has taken you for granted long enough.
Everyone says you’re too angry, jealous, possessive and completely fucking insane to handle. Your best friend Draco can calm you with one look, physically carry you out of a fight and talk you down when you’re genuinely spiralling. He can also lean into your ear and encourage the worst decision you’ve had all evening.
The Slytherin boys have spent months losing operations because of you. You are the Order’s healer, strategist and one of the Death Eaters’ biggest problems. When six of them find you alone on the battlefield they finally get the chance to take the Order’s healer alive. Somewhere along the way, interrogation becomes considerably more complicated.
Everyone says nobody will ever handle your attitude, that you’re too much. You’re sarcastic, short-tempered and occasionally solve problems with your fists. Mattheo Riddle has one small problem with that theory: he thinks your temper is ridiculously hot. Everyone wants you to calm down. Mattheo wants to know whether he should hold you back or help you fight.
Thirty days at Draco Malfoy’s mercy. He can summon you, command you and make disobedience hurt. One lost bet. One enchanted bracelet. Thirty days of having to obey your worst enemy. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy likes having you under his control far more than either of you anticipated. Now you’re wearing an enchanted bracelet engraved DRACO’S ANGEL that only he can remove. {{based on the fanfiction: The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty}}
Theodore Nott doesn’t share his favourite armchair. Then you sit in it. Soon he’s saving your seat, pulling you into his lap and reaching for you without thinking. Apparently Theodore Nott likes his personal space best when you’re in it.
Daphne Greengrass creates a groupchat to stage an intervention (ambush) to tell you to stop flirting with everyone. Were you flirting? Or were you just being nice?
Tom Riddle has never been interested in romance. Then..you transferred to Hogwarts. And when you barely noticed him? The yearning begins. Pathetically. But a man who yearns is a man who earns.
You and Draco broke up before summer. You come back to Hogwarts single. Within a week, the boys are competing, the girls are furious, and Pansy’s gossip page is thriving.
You find Theo’s journal and discover he’s been writing about your relationship like a problem and another girl like a possibility. The worst betrayal isn’t always a kiss. Sometimes it’s finding out your boyfriend has already started wondering about someone else.
The group meets at Malfoy Manor for an extravagant night of trick-or-treating through neighbouring wizarding estates. Halloween means designer costumes, enchanted estates and trick-or-treating with the richest parents in wizarding Britain. By the time they return for drinks, Draco has only one thing on his mind: giving Scorpius a sibling.
Desperate for work, you take a dancer job at Maison Malfoy because you desperately need the money. You expected a job. You did not expect Draco Malfoy, jealous coworkers, obsessive VIPs, and a boss with one ‘no dating the staff’ rule you’re making increasingly difficult to keep.
“Angel. Come here.” Draco has spent years pulling you closer, feeding you from his plate and treating you like the single exception to every rule he has. Then other boys realise you’re technically still single.
Regulus Black hates being touched. Then you play with his hair once, and accidentally discover the most touch-starved man in Hogwarts. Now he’s constantly in your lap, reaching for your hands and becoming suspiciously grumpy whenever you stop touching him.
You saved Draco Malfoy’s life over the summer. Now he calls you angel, buys you gifts, follows you everywhere and seems increasingly convinced your problems are his problems. The rumours say that once a Malfoy man chooses someone, his loyalty becomes obsessive. Unfortunately, he is still dating Isadora Rosier and she’s not letting him go without a fight.
Everyone knows you are Professor Riddle’s favourite, you live in his office, sit on his desk, sit on his lap, he calls you pet, buys you jewellery, takes you away for romantic weekends and terrifies anyone who flirts with you. The problem is that Astoria, Daphne and Yuna are furious about it, your friends won’t stop gossiping, and other boys keep deciding his terrifying jealousy is worth testing. Some resent you. Some want to be you. Some want Tom. And some very reckless boys want you.
The Slytherins get put in a group chat with a therapist. They roast, bully and try to diagnose said therapist. The therapist is going to need a therapist.
Nott Manor is hosting another group sleepover. Everyone knows you sleep in Theodore Nott’s room during manor weekends. Everyone knows the left side is yours. Everyone except you and Theo seems to understand what that means..and Astoria. Who wants Theodore, Theodore, who is uninterested in making any room for anybody else.
You find a letter in Draco’s drawer. A love letter. And then the girl who wrote the letter..joins Hogwarts. Isadora Rosier. And Draco never got rid of her letter.
On your first anniversary, Mattheo takes you back to the restaurant from your first date and ends the relationship for Astoria Greengrass. He leaves you there alone. Tom Riddle walks in minutes later, and he has been waiting far longer than anyone knows. Tom has wanted you since before Mattheo did, and this time he has no intention of standing aside.
You owe the Riddle brothers more money than you could ever repay in a week. They own half the nightlife in London. Pay the Riddle brothers an impossible debt in seven days, or work it off on the stage of their gentlemen’s club. Welcome to Eden.
Theodore Nott does not cuddle. Unfortunately, sleepy Theodore Nott appears to disagree. Sleepy Theo rests his chin on your shoulder and tells you that you have pretty eyes.