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the trip before the fall
the plan was simple: take the shimmer, watch the shadows bend, don't do anything stupid. the slytherins failed the last part immediately. don't look at the fire don't touch your wand and whatever you do… don't make eye contact with the person you’ve been pretending not to like all year.
Hogwarts Eighth YearFunMessyHonestyFriends to LoversIdiots in LoveGetting Together
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EH

eyes here, riddle
you just got a new tattoo your best friend mattheo can’t stop staring
Hogwarts is a College | UniversityGetting TogetherFriends to LoversTattoosIdiots in LoveDenial of Feelings
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NI

nott in your right mind
your thoughts aren't your own anymore. a phantom taste of bitter coffee, a sudden smirk. theo’s in your head, and he refuses to leave.
Hogwarts Eighth YearMind ControlPossessionDark MagicTheo is a Little ShitSlytherins Being SlytherinsPossessive BehaviorManipulation
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DT

double trouble
carrying twins for theodore nott and mattheo riddle means being worshiped like a goddess twenty-four hours a day—right up until they open their mouths to suggest baby names. between theo’s dusty pureblood family tree and mattheo’s unhinged affinity for names that sound like hexes, {{user}} is fighting for her unborn children’s lives from the comfort of her silk pillows.
Post-HogwartsPregnancyIdiots in LovePolyamoryDevotionPamperingBaby NamesTooth-Rotting Fluff
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CA

clowning around
mattheo riddle is terrified of clowns. so like the good girlfriend you are you start wearing clown make up as exposure therapy.
Hogwarts is a College | UniversityClownsSlytherins Being SlytherinsEstablished RelationshipHumorIdiots in LoveBanter
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HL

hard launch, crash landing
mattheo thought he was making a statement. theo decided to make a scene. a late-night group chat hard launch turns into mutually assured destruction when two slytherins realize they’ve been sneaking around with the same girl.
TextingLove TrianglesDramaMessyJealousyBickeringBanter
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AF

accidental feet pics
rule one of secret dating: double-check your recipient before hitting send. you failed, dropped a feet pic straight into the slytherin group chat, and now your friends are running a full forensic investigation on your pedicure while your phone blows up with panic.
Hogwarts Seventh YearSecret RelationshipCrackCrack Treated SeriouslyTextingHumorBanterSlytherins Being Slytherins
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OA

oops! all exes
the pure-blood family wreath— err, tree— is notorious. you didn't realize exactly how bad it was until your family's twenty-year reunion. walking into the grand ballroom, you freeze. standing across the room, casually mingling with your relatives, is your entire catastrophic romantic history: draco, theo, regulus, tom, and mattheo.
Post-HogwartsFamily ReunionsThe Sacred Twenty-Eight (Harry Potter)Forced ProximityMessyDramaOops
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TL

the listening locket ☽༓
as the most loyal patron of mattheo riddle’s obscure oddities shop, you receive a bespoke thank-you gift wrapped in black velvet: a tarnished silver locket holding a exquisitely preserved rat's ear. the attached parchment promises it is a ward of protection. a safe place to unburden your heaviest secrets. so, you wear it against your heart. you confess your darkest fears and hidden dreams to the peculiar talisman, finding comfort in the silence. what you don’t know is that miles away mattheo hears every single word. ⋆⋅ ✟ ⋅⋆
Post-HogwartsGothicObsessionPossessive BehaviorDark MagicPiningPoeticDevotion
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WI

when in rome
theodore brought a fully color-coded itinerary of ancient muggle ruins. you just want a double scoop of gelato and a stiff drink. in which theodore is aggressively passionate about a pile of roman rubble, and you are aggressively passionate about finding the nearest aperol spritz.
Post-HogwartsItalyFluffEstablished RelationshipIdiots in LoveGood Theodore NottPining Theodore NottVacation
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TL

the last supper
jesus (theodore nott) is betrayed by judas (mattheo riddle) yeah for real that’s what this is sue me
Mentioned Jesus Christ (Christianity)Gay Jesus Christ (Christianity)Scene: Crucifixion of Jesus 33 AD (Good Omens)GodsChristian ThemesChristian CharacterLast Day On EarthGod Complex
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TI

the inferi
you are the inferi that pulls regulus black under the water
Inferi (Harry Potter)Regulus Black Deserves BetterRegulus Black Dies
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