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pspspsp here teddy, teddy

theodore nott thought sneaking into your dorm as a stray cat was a foolproof way to get close to his crush. unfortunately for him, you figured it out immediately. now you you buy him a tiny bell collar, relentlessly smother him in kisses, and tell him all of your secrets to see exactly how long it takes for his pureblood pride to finally snap.

Hogwarts is a College | University Unregistered Animagi (Harry Potter)Theo is a Little Shit Pining Theodore Nott Possessive Theodore Nott Secret Identity Fail Oblivious Affection Cuddling & Snuggling Sleepy Kisses Crack Treated Seriously Embarrassment Claiming

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practically begging

theodore nott has a reputation to uphold. so when a bet circulates that you can't make hogwarts's most untouchable playboy fall in love with you, you take it out of sheer stubbornness. what you don't know is that he orchestrated the whole thing just so he could sit back, kick his feet up, and smugly grade your flirtation attempts.

Hogwarts is a College | University Theo is a Little Shit Possessive Theodore Nott Pining Theodore Nott Morally Grey Theodore Nott Slow Burn Bets & Wagers Denial of Feelings Slytherins Being Slytherins Manipulation Touch-Starved Obsessive Behavior Banter Bickering

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a bed half empty

you know the drill. he spends his days pushing you away, weaponizing his sarcasm and daring you to finally give up on him. but when the castle goes quiet and his carefully built walls start to fracture, he always finds his way back to your dorm with bruised knuckles and a split lip. he’s a flight risk, but you're too good at staying still. inspired by “staying still” by noah kahan

Hogwarts is a College | University Based on a Noah Kahan Song Slow Burn Healing Fights Minor Injuries Touch-Starved Sharing a Bed Theo is a Little Shit Possessive Theodore Nott Theodore Nott Needs a Hug Angst Denial of Feelings Self-Esteem Issues Hurt/Comfort

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your dead end

after the war, you cut theodore nott off to build a clean, respectable life with someone kind. two years later, you finally confess what you did behind your death eater mask, and your golden boy walks out in disgust. good thing theo doesn’t mind being your dead end. inspired by the song “downfall” by noah kahan

Post-Hogwarts Post-War Based on a Noah Kahan Song Theo is a Little Shit Dark Theodore Nott Death Eater Theodore Nott Tattooed Theodore Nott Possessive Theodore Nott Angst Guilt Codependency Psychopaths In Love Cruelty Flirting Denial of Feelings

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forget me knott

hiding your unregistered omega status under oversized sweaters and the scent of library dust was supposed to keep you safe. but during a crowded lecture, hogwarts university's most ruthless alpha catches a trace of your true scent. theodore nott doesn't just keep her secret—he decides to claim it.

Hogwarts is a College | University Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Theo is a Little Shit Possessive Theodore Nott Alpha Theodore Nott Possessive Behavior Protectiveness Devotion Fate Werewolf Mates Werewolves Werewolf Courting Omega Verse

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am i making you feel sick? 𑣲 t.n

theodore nott could never keep it in his pants, or his eyes off other women. he cheated, flirted, humiliated you and somehow always expected you to forgive him. eventually, you got tired of being the only one taking your relationship seriously and walked away. now, you’re dating, flirting and having fun with other men, without giving any of them more than you feel like giving. and theo? he’s having a rather uncomfortable time watching you do all the things he once did to you, finally understanding just how awful it must have felt.

Angst Emotional Hurt Break Up Cheating Theo is a Little Shit Revenge Song: Strangers (Ethel Cain)

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50 Reasons to Hate You

Y/N has fifty reasons to hate Theodore Nott. He’s arrogant, sarcastic, infuriatingly handsome, and seemingly dedicated to making her life miserable. So, naturally, she keeps a list. Unfortunately, Theo discovers it. But he doesn’t confront her. He doesn’t tease her. He doesn’t even let her know he’s read it. Instead, he quietly decides to undo every single reason on that list, one by one. Suddenly, the boy who never listens remembers everything she says. The boy who constantly annoys her becomes unexpectedly considerate. And the boy who has spent years getting under her skin starts making her heart flutter. Y/N has no idea what’s gotten into Theodore Nott. Theo, meanwhile, has a secret mission, a hopeless crush, and fifty reasons to make her fall for him. ——- Thank you for 50 followers!!!! <3

Theo is a Little Shit Good Theodore Nott Slytherins Being Slytherins Enemies to Lovers Mutual Pining Slow Burn

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nott today, theodore

you are not theodore nott’s girlfriend. for six years, his unapologetic, highly public pining and your iron-clad rejections have been a daily staple of hogwarts life. he promises you a manor and two and a half kids before breakfast; you tell him to take a hike. it’s a flawless system. he loves the chase, and you love stepping on his ego. but it’s seventh year now. the graduation clock is ticking. the banter is shifting. and theodore's casual jokes are starting to carry a heavy weight. he doesn't just want the chase anymore. he wants to win.

Hogwarts Seventh Year Theo is a Little Shit Getting Together Pining Idiots in Love Devotion Banter Flirting Slytherins Being Slytherins Slow Burn Friends to Lovers

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strictly academic

theodore nott is the most sought-after professor on campus. you’re the only student who refuses to swoon. after you miraculously get assigned as his teaching assistant, the quiet tension in his alchemical theory class boils over into late nights, lingering glances, and a quiet professor who is determined to finally make you look at him.

Hogwarts is a College | University Professors Getting Together Workplace Relationship Theo is a Little Shit Pining Theodore Nott Possessive Theodore Nott Banter Slytherins Being Slytherins Flirting Academia Unresolved Tension Forced Proximity

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masks in the labyrinth

theodore nott is sarcastic. theodore nott is infuriating. and theodore nott just stepped between you and a dangerous threat. when a hogsmeade maze goes horribly wrong, his mocking smirk disappears—and his protective panic takes over. collab with the lovely rory @deathlysallows

Hogwarts Seventh Year Haunted Houses Theo is a Little Shit Banter Denial of Feelings Rivals to Lovers Getting Together Protectiveness Pining Touch-Starved Forced Proximity Idiots in Love

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Simping in Slytherin | s.fg

Five wealthy men. One famous streamer. Absolutely ZERO dignity.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Hogwarts is a College | University Chaos Alternate Universe - Twitch Streamers Slytherins Being Slytherins Adult Draco Malfoy Theo is a Little Shit Blaise Zabini is a Little Shit

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up in flames

theodore nott has the best 🍃 on campus. you have a terrible attitude and a lot of galleons. it's strictly a business transaction… right up until the hostility starts feeling dangerously like something else entirely. for cat @malfoyism

Hogwarts is a College | University Theo is a Little Shit Enemies to Lovers Slow Burn Secret Crush Mutual Pining Angst Bickering Touch-Starved Italiano | Italian

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do nott translate

vicious in english, utterly devoted in italian. theodore uses his mother tongue to confess exactly how desperate he is for you.

Hogwarts Seventh Year Pining Theo is a Little Shit Pining Theodore Nott Enemies to Lovers Jealousy Touch-Starved Poetic Romance Banter

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nott in your right mind

your thoughts aren't your own anymore. a phantom taste of bitter coffee, a sudden smirk. theo’s in your head, and he refuses to leave.

Hogwarts Eighth Year Mind Control Possession Dark Magic Theo is a Little Shit Slytherins Being Slytherins Possessive Behavior Manipulation

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just stop talking ~ t.n.

he's fed up with your arguing and kisses you to shut you up

Shut Up Kiss Romance Unhealthy Relationships Arguing Jealousy Established Relationship Theo is a Little Shit Morally Grey Theodore Nott Manipulation Manipulative Relationship

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Three Drops || DM & TN

Y/N has spent years mastering the art of keeping secrets at Hogwarts. Especially one particular secret: she’s hopelessly in love with both Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. It’s an inconvenient little problem. Draco is sharp-tongued, possessive, and far softer with Y/N than he’d ever admit. Theo is clever, observant, and dangerously good at noticing every feeling she tries to hide. They’re her closest friends, and Y/N would rather swallow a live Blast-Ended Skrewt than risk ruining what they have by admitting she wants something more. Then a Potions lesson involving diluted Veritaserum goes horribly wrong. One accidental dose leaves Y/N completely incapable of lying for several hours. At first, it’s funny. Until Draco asks a question he really shouldn’t. Then Theo asks another. Suddenly, Y/N is confessing things she never intended either of them to know—including the devastating truth that she doesn’t have feelings for one of them. She has feelings for both. By the time the potion wears off, Y/N is absolutely mortified. Her solution is simple: avoid Draco and Theo until graduation. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott have other plans. Because Y/N isn’t the only one who’s been keeping secrets. Draco and Theo have each been falling for her in their own way, quietly competing for her attention while assuming that eventually she would choose between them. But her accidental confession introduces a possibility none of them had dared to consider: Maybe she doesn’t have to choose at all. The truth serum may have forced Y/N to reveal her heart. Now Draco and Theo have to reveal theirs willingly. And somehow, between jealous arguments, whispered confessions, late nights in the Slytherin common room, disastrous Hogsmeade outings, stolen kisses, and two ridiculously stubborn Slytherin boys learning how to share the girl they both love, three best friends might stumble into something none of them expected. Something real.

Theo is a Little Shit Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Simp Draco Malfoy Theodore Nott Needs a Hug Romance Polyamory Alternate Universe - BDSM Humor Fluff and Angst Virgin Draco Malfoy First Love First Time Hogwarts Truth Serum Inappropriate Use of Malfoy Signet Ring (Harry Potter)

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alurawinchester

The Company you keep|| DM & TN

Harry Potter saved the wizarding world. Apparently, telling you his best friend was cheating on you was too difficult. Ron Weasley had an affair. Harry helped him hide it. And they both expected you to remain blissfully unaware. Unfortunately for them, the truth has a nasty habit of ruining reputations. Especially when Draco Malfoy, your infuriatingly arrogant ex-boyfriend, comes back into the picture. And Theodore Nott? Your charming, sarcastic best friend has a few secrets of his own. Throw in Pansy Parkinson, a Ministry full of gossip, and two Slytherins who have never particularly liked sharing, and things are about to become spectacularly complicated. Ron broke your heart. Harry betrayed your trust. And the men they spent years calling villains? Well, wouldn’t that be an interesting plot twist? Welcome to the Ministry, where secrets are currency, loyalty is negotiable, and Gryffindors aren’t always the good guys.

Ron Weasley Bashing Harry Potter Bashing Adult Draco Malfoy Theo is a Little Shit Inappropriate Use of Malfoy Signet Ring (Harry Potter)Second Chances Friends to Lovers Cheating Angst Romance Revenge Fluff Hurt/Comfort Humor Simp Draco Malfoy

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alurawinchester

the story of cain and abel.

in a moment of questionable post-hogwarts judgment, theo bought what he thought were two male bengal kittens. he named them cain and abel. they’re both girls. he sticks to the names, deeming them ‘fitting for the little demons’. cain is a calculated little thief. abel is a reckless disaster with absolutely no survival instinct. together, they have made it their life’s mission to destroy theo’s townhouse, his sleep schedule, and what little patience he had left. but the absolute worst part? whenever either of them gets caught committing a crime, they immediately run to you for protection. now theo is constantly invading your personal space to pry one of his “vile little beasts” out of your arms while insisting he absolutely does not spoil them. he is sleep-deprived, covered in cat hair, slowly losing a war against two tiny spotted girls— and, unfortunately, falling in love with you somewhere in the middle of it. thoughts and prayers for poor theo. collab with my wife @darkmark

Crack Theo is a Little Shit Theodore Nott Needs a Hug Chaotic Theodore Nott Friendship Domestic Fluff Humor Fluff and Humor Funny Cats

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Chaos central

Hogwarts gc

Fluff Humor Dirty Thoughts Friendship Chaos Theo is a Little Shit Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Blaise Zabini is a Little Shit Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter Friendship Sassy Pansy Parkinson Hermione Granger is So Done Harry Potter is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Hogwarts Sixth Year Romance

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Theo, explain.

Theodore Nott doesn’t do girlfriends. Everyone knows it. Well, everyone knows it until someone changes the Slytherin group chat photo to a picture of him kissing y/n. Now the group is questioning everything.

Chaos Texting Theo is a Little Shit Idiots in Love Humor Friendship Fluff and Humor

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┊ .˚📩 ༘┊͙ stupid song ; t.n

Theodore Nott, the nerdy quiet boy, gets partnered with a loud, outgoing girl for his transfiguration project.

Fluff Romance Cute Good Theodore Nott Theodore Nott Needs a Hug Theo is a Little Shit

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The Slytherin Fight Club

Theo was bored. So naturally, he started an illegal wrestling federation beneath Hogwarts. Now Draco is wearing a cape, Mattheo is actively breaking the rules, Blaise has a microphone, Lorenzo is writing poetry, Regulus wants to go home, and Pansy is considering filing a lawsuit. Daphne is the only adult in the room. There are no adults in the room.

Crack Treated Seriously Crack Wrestling Theo is a Little Shit Humor Fluff Friendship First Kiss Competition Rivalry

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ripwhistledobby

My secret admirer ~ L.B

You and Theo have been dating for 3 years, while hes secretly been seeing Astroia behind your back. Lorenzo watches fron the sidelines, he knows Theo is no good for you and tried to make it insufferably clear. The question is, will you stay with Theo? or will you give in to Lorenzo?

Hurt/Comfort Slow Burn Romance Sexual Tension Obsession Theo is a Little Shit Protective Pansy Parkinson Friends to Lovers Hogwarts Eighth Year

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Nott’s bed - T.N

You wake up in Theodore Nott’s bed wearing his Quidditch jersey. You have no idea how you got there. Unfortunately, his friends have just walked in.

Humor Morning After Crack First Time Idiots in Love Drama Theo is a Little Shit Hurt/Comfort

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𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻, 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 || 𝘁.𝗻.

thank you @celosa for letting me use your oc for this story ♡ also please give me feedback on the new character pictures because i need to know what you think 😭 theodore nott is basically the regina george of hogwarts. he’s mean, hot, terrifyingly popular, and unfortunately for everyone else, yn is his equally mean hot girlfriend. with brianna valmont and mattheo riddle beside them, they practically run the school. everyone else? losers. mean girls, but make it slytherin ♡

Fluff Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Hogwarts Hogwarts Eighth Year Mean Girls References Inspired by Mean Girls Alternate Universe - Mean Girls Fusion Theo is a Little Shit

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