Thank God. She’s genuinely embarrassing. Imagine thinking any of those boys would actually want her.

I added a section about her complete lack of class. Frankly, I was being generous.

someone had to say it 😭 she’s actually pathetic.

what the actual fuck is this?

Please tell me you three aren’t genuinely this stupid.

You’ve made a list of women we’re supposedly not allowed to date? How embarrassing for you.

Since when did any of you acquire the authority to decide whom I associate with?

Christ. You three really sat down and made a spreadsheet about other people’s love lives?

wait 😭😭 why am I on page four under ‘easily manipulated bachelors’ WHAT THE F

Astoria, darling, you’re under the rather unfortunate impression that your opinion matters to me.

OH YOU THREE STUPID COWS HAVE PICKED THE WRONG DAY.