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all slytherin & marauders main. • mattheodore truther angst, pretty disasters & doomed love stories 𓆩 made for ruins. 𓆪 somewhere between devotion and bad decisions. — your dearest, yves

Stories

SB

SEEN BY PARENTS. | S.FG

The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.

Texting Crack Not Serious Funny Slytherins Being Slytherins

💬 10.3m

LS

LAST SONG | M.R

Mattheo Riddle left y/n behind when his band became famous, never knowing she was pregnant with his son. Six years later, he comes back and meets Milo—the child whose entire life he missed because he chose not to look back.

Exes Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Domestic Adults Alternate Universe - Hogwarts Alternate Universe - Muggle

💬 3.1m

NS

NOTT SORRY. | T.N • S.FG

Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.

Texting Crack Not Serious Funny Slytherins Being Slytherins Veritaserum Potion (Harry Potter)

💬 1.9m

OL

OFF LIMITS | S.FG

Five Slytherin boys agree nobody is going after you after your last break up. Then one of them gets jealous, calls another out in the wrong groupchat, and within minutes they’re exposing each other like idiots. You’re still in the chat. They have not noticed.

Texting Jealousy Slytherins Being Slytherins Possessive Behavior Humor Crack Pining

💬 1.7m

SO

SOMEONE OLDER. | S.FG

y/n is secretly dating one of the slytherin parents. The problem is that their very adult children find out before they know which parent it is, immediately drag every possible suspect into the groupchat, and turn one private relationship into a full-scale family investigation. Now everyone is accusing everyone, the parents are getting interrogated, and y/n is the only person who actually knows the answer.

Crack Texting Slytherins Being Slytherins Not Serious Funny Adults

💬 1.6m

PK

POGUES, KOOKS & SNAKES

The Slytherins join an Outer Banks groupchat, insult half the island, get told they wouldn’t survive there, and immediately book a trip out of spite. Now Theo is solving treasure clues, Draco is experiencing continuous cultural shock, and Mattheo and JJ have become such a severe public safety concern that three separate friend groups are considering intervention. ( chatfic & rp story )

Summer Vacation Crossover Comedy Slytherins Being Slytherins Crack

💬 1.3m

SK

SHE’S KINDA HOT | S.FG • 5SOS

One accidental group chat puts 5SOS and the Slytherin boys in the same place, and somehow y/n becomes everyone’s favorite problem. What starts as confused texts turns into flirting, rivalry, screenshots, terrible decisions, and nine grown men losing every ounce of dignity they had.

Crossover Crack Crossover Crack Jealousy Slytherins Being Slytherins

💬 895.4k

UP

UNSUPERVISED PARENTS. | S.FG

The Slytherin elite are accidentally added to their parents’ private group chat and discover that the adults are somehow worse than they are. Old scandals, ancient screenshots, petty arguments, questionable holidays, and decades of deeply unnecessary family lore start pouring out before anyone notices the children are there. By then, it is far too late to pretend any of it never happened.

Crack Not Serious Slytherins Being Slytherins Funny

💬 614.6k

PC

PARENTS CUSTODY | S.FG

Draco breaks up with y/n and immediately discovers that Lucius and Narcissa have no intention of breaking up with her too. To the Malfoys, y/n is still family. To Draco, this is betrayal. To everyone else in the groupchat, it is the funniest possible outcome—and every dramatic attempt Draco makes to defend his breakup only gets him bullied harder. request from the lovely @thu

Crack Break Up Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Slytherins Being Slytherins Not Serious Funny Comedy Texting

💬 554k

SB

SECOND BEST | D.M

Draco chose y/n because loving her was easy. And maybe that should have been enough—if his eyes did not still search every room for Astoria, if y/n did not have to survive on the pieces of his heart she never got to own. “ i beg and plead, i’m what you needed, i’m needing you to love me. “

Marriage Hurt/Comfort Heavy Angst Established Relationship Angst and Feels Bittersweet

💬 469.8k

SY

STOLEN YEARS. | D.M

Draco Malfoy spent three years raising their son alone and loving a dead woman so faithfully that even Astoria, y/n’s best friend, was never fully allowed to take her place. Then y/n wake up. Alive, memoryless, and standing in the ruins of the life Draco never stopped keeping for her, while Astoria watches the past she helped bury walk back through the door.

Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Domestic Fluff Slow Burn Adult Draco Malfoy Angst with a Happy Ending Devotion Memory Loss

💬 335.8k

AY

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS. | D.M

Draco and y/n made a magically binding marriage pact as children and forgot all about it. Years later, Draco is engaged to Astoria when the old promise activates and reveals that he and y/n are already married. Now Astoria is furious, Draco and y/n are still insisting they are only best friends, and the accidental marriage is making years of buried feelings increasingly difficult to ignore. collab w @obliviates & @riddlemethis_

Accidental Marriage Friends to Lovers Best Friends Slow Burn Adult Draco Malfoy Post-Hogwarts Hurt/Comfort Domestic Fluff

💬 294.4k

AT

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. | T.N • M.R

y/n accidentally reveals in the group chat that she likes both Mattheo and Theo, fully expecting humiliation. Instead, the two boys discover their feelings are mutual—and Mattheo immediately decides “at the same damn time” sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution.

Idiots in Love Love Confessions Mutual Pining Not Serious Crack Funny

💬 218.3k

MT

MINE TO TORMENT. | D.M

“ who did this to you? “ Draco can insult y/n, torment her, and make her life miserable whenever he likes. But when someone else actually hurts her, he discovers there are apparently rules to hating her. He’ll bandage her wounds, find out who did it, and make them regret it. Not because he cares, obviously. She’s just his to torment. Or so he claims. collab with @deathlyhallows & @nocturnelamia

Enemies to Lovers Hurt/Comfort Slow Burn Possessive Draco Malfoy

💬 191.4k

H&

HEXES & HEARTBREAK. | s.fg

Five couples. One villa. One bombshell. When y/n arrives, every boy—and Pansy—immediately loses whatever dignity they had left. Now the villa is drowning in jealousy, sabotage, terrible flirting, threatened relationships, and one very dangerous recoupling.

Reality TV Slytherins Being Slytherins Simp Draco Malfoy Crack Pining Theodore Nott Fluff and Humor Comedy Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)

💬 144.8k

DI

DRUNK IN THE FAMILY | S.FG

Their parents go out for drinks. The family groupchat becomes collateral damage. By midnight, the Slytherins are discovering decades of bad decisions, old grudges, questionable history, and several things no child should ever know about their parents. Unfortunately, nobody is sober enough to stop typing.

Texting Not Serious Crack Funny Slytherins Being Slytherins Comedy

💬 142.1k

AY

AFTER YOU LEFT. | M.R

Six years ago, y/n left Mattheo with a newborn and a life he never expected to build alone. Now she’s back, and Mattheo is still carrying what her absence left behind, while Milo is old enough to know she’s his mother—but still too young to understand why, for most of his life, she wasn’t. [ requested reverse version of lost song ]

Exes Single Parents Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Adults Second Chances

💬 112.4k

R|

RECEIPTS. | S.FG

A cursed group chat starts exposing everything its members do behind the screen: rereads, screenshots, deleted drafts, lingering, and exactly how long they stare at a message before replying. It is funny right up until the receipts start documenting just how badly someone is losing their mind over y/n. [CHOOSE UR OWN LOVE INTEREST]

Texting Crack Not Serious Love Confessions Slytherins Being Slytherins Comedy Idiots in Love

💬 88.7k

TL

THE LOSING GAME. | S.FG

Five boys make a bet over the one girl no one can reach: make y/n fall in love first, and win. It is cruel in the way beautiful things often are—carefully chosen words, manufactured tenderness, hands offered at exactly the right moment. And if y/n ever learns why it started, every soft thing will rot backward into strategy. Because the worst part is not being lied to. It’s realizing you were a game before you were ever a person.

Bets & Wagers Angst Romance Slytherins Being Slytherins Slow Burn

💬 73.5k

SY

STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND. || T.N

After months of being accused of trying to steal Theodore Nott, y/n finally decides she may as well earn the reputation. What starts as pure spite quickly becomes a very public campaign of borrowed jackets, suspiciously convenient seating arrangements, shameless attention, and increasingly terrible decisions. Daphne is furious, Theodore is far too receptive, and the entire friend group is treating the collapse of their relationship like live entertainment.

Jealousy Trouble Drama Flirting Pining Theodore Nott

💬 62.1k

TC

THE COURTING SEASON. | S.B

Six heirs enter the courting season expecting tradition, elegance, and perhaps a favorable match. Instead, they all submit the same name for courting. Now Hogwarts has front-row seats to six of the most eligible men in wizarding society politely, publicly, and increasingly desperately attempting to outcourt one another. dear readers, dignity may be the season’s first casualty.

Courtship Slytherins Being Slytherins Jealousy Sabotage

💬 45.3k

AH

ALMOST HOME. | T.N

Theo has no doubts about loving y/n. The problem is Daphne knows exactly how to use their daughter, old routines, and co-parenting to keep herself firmly inside his life. Theo thinks he is keeping the peace for Mae. Meanwhile, y/n is slowly being pushed out of a family she had already started to belong to.

Single Parents Established Relationship Angst and Feels Jealousy Hurt/Comfort Domestic Fluff

💬 44.4k

LM

LOVE ME LESS. | M.R

Mattheo makes y/n believe all the wrong things about him because he thinks breaking her heart is the only way to keep her out of Voldemort’s reach. It works. She leaves him. She hates him. And then Mattheo realizes far too late that pushing her away did not save her from Voldemort. It only made her easier to reach.

Heavy Angst Hurt No Comfort Fix-It of Sorts Mistakes Established Relationship

💬 43.1k

SU

SHUT UP NOTT. | T.N

y/n kisses Theodore Nott once just to make him shut up. Unfortunately, Theo takes it as permission to become completely, shamelessly obsessed with her. He stays exactly the same with everyone else, but the second y/n appears, he is carrying her things, doing whatever she asks, and abandoning all dignity without hesitation. It was supposed to be one kiss. Theo has apparently built an entire personality around getting another.

Pining Idiots in Love Pining Theodore Nott Crack Treated Seriously Fluff Comedy Fast Burn

💬 38.9k

BB

BOUND BY TOUCH | T.N • M.R

[ 18+ ] One shared rune, three bodies, and absolutely no self-control. Every kiss, touch, pulse of magic, and filthy little reaction can be passed between y/n, Theo, and Mattheo—until none of them can tell where one person’s pleasure ends and the others begin. And once they learn how to use it together, y/n is completely fucked.

Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Polyamory Smutty Hot Sex Established Relationship

💬 38.8k