Crack Crossover

i just wanted some milk🫩 —★彡

all she wanted was a glass of milk. instead, she got twenty fictional men, five fandoms, a multiversal crisis, and approximately zero peace and quiet. somebody come get their blorbos. PLEASE. ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ [A/N : thank you all SO much for 1.7k! i genuinely never expected my account to grow this much, and i appreciate every single person who plays my bots, interacts with my posts, sends me sweet messages, and especially my loyal story likers. you make creating so much fun, and i’m so happy you’re here! ALSO. would you guys be interested in stories featuring my own original characters, plots, and universes rather than existing fandoms? i’ve been wanting to branch out and share more of my own creations, and i’d love to know if that’s something you’d enjoy! also, harry potter content, anyone? thank you again for 1.7k. love you all! ♡]

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@yugen

₊˚⊹♡ The International Incident ♡⊹˚₊ | COD

₊˚⊹♡ One innocent comment. Nine grown men. Zero dignity. ♡⊹˚₊ All you said was that you liked men with accents. THAT WAS IT. Unfortunately, when you’re surrounded by Task Force 141, KorTac, and a handful of international military operatives, that’s apparently a declaration of war. Now Johnny is aggressively Scottish, König won’t stop speaking German, Horangi is weaponizing Korean, Alejandro thinks he’s starring in a telenovela, and Dunn is desperately trying to figure out how to become European. Meanwhile, Price, Simon, Kyle, and Rodolfo are conducting their own increasingly embarrassing campaigns for your affection. Nine elite soldiers. One very confused woman. And an international competition nobody authorized. ♡₊˚ A completely non-canon COD crack comedy AU where military professionalism goes to die, and apparently having a pretty accent is a tactical advantage. ⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆

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@elouai__

she’s kinda hot. | s.fg • 5sos

One accidental group chat puts 5SOS and the Slytherin boys in the same place, and somehow y/n becomes everyone’s favorite problem. What starts as confused texts turns into flirting, rivalry, screenshots, terrible decisions, and nine grown men losing every ounce of dignity they had.

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@serpentism

snakes on tour. | 5sos • sfg

McGonagall sends the Slytherins on tour with 5SOS as a disciplinary punishment disguised as Muggle music appreciation. Four musicians, eight magical menaces, one increasingly concerned management team. The tour has barely begun.

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@serpentism

demi-gods & wizards | pjo • sfg

Camp Half-Blood and Slytherin House are put in one groupchat for “inter-community relations.” Within twelve minutes, diplomacy is dead, Draco is insulting the cabins, Percy is beefing with British wizard culture, Leo has found Mattheo, and absolutely nobody is learning anything useful. The program is considered a failure. The groupchat disagrees.

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@serpentism

TEETH & WANDS | S.FG • 5SOS

Someone in Slytherin books 5SOS for a Hogwarts party without mentioning the minor detail that Hogwarts is, in fact, a magical castle. 5SOS arrive expecting rich boarding-school kids and leave questioning every law of reality, while the Slytherins discover that inviting four Muggle rockstars into a castle full of ghosts, moving staircases, and pure-blood aristocrats was perhaps not their brightest idea. [ REPOST, it got filtered last time ]

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@serpentism

Tumblr Was My Witness

Y/N and the Slytherins have Tumblr accounts. That was the first mistake. Between anonymous confessions, toxic love posts, questionable obsessions, villain-era poetry, ex-related allegations and reblogs that expose years of embarrassing behavior, the group chat is about to become a crime scene. Everyone has something to say. Everyone has someone to expose. And Tumblr has receipts. 2,000+ posts. Infinite drama. Absolutely no digital footprint protection. Your blog is your diary. Unfortunately, everyone can read it. 🩸

~The Junction~

🫧‼️😭: This crack story was made with several creators, please go check them out and share the love. Read premise and notes for more details and if you line a romantic interest, you can be from any fandom, or none at all!! This story was inspired by my own “Holy Macral, Their huge” listing, you may like it if you enjoy this mess- I mean story! <Mwhaa: The lil guy with the conductor hat in the (very beautiful, very cannon) cover, is my oc Sol 😌🫧 ⊱⋆⊳ 🫧 My Hero Academia 🫧 Jujutsu Kaisen Hunter × Hunter 🫧 One Piece 🫧 Soul Eater 🫧 Attack on Titan 🫧 ⊲⋆⊰ (And their respective power systems) 👏🫧🫶🏽 CLUSTER: https://discord.gg/explosion

Swaggy Lee Is in Da House

One ordinary morning at Hogwarts, the Great Hall doors fly open and— “SWAGGY LEE IS IN DA HOUSE!” Nobody knows how she got there. Nobody knows why she’s staying. And nobody is prepared for the chaos that follows when Swaggy Lee decides Hogwarts—and the Slytherins—need a little more swag. ────୨ৎ──── In collaboration with @jaylinxo

Lost Between Worlds

Two worlds. One impossible escape. A routine mission with Gojo and his students goes horribly wrong when a mysterious Special Grade curse tears open a portal to another universe. Now Y/N, Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Maki, Yuta, Panda, and Toge are stranded in the dangerous world of Demon Slayers—where cursed energy doesn’t exist, demons roam the night, and the Hashira don’t exactly trust these strange newcomers. With no way home, the Jujutsu sorcerers must join forces with Tanjiro and the Demon Slayer Corps to survive. But the curse that brought them here is still somewhere in this world… And it may have brought them here for a reason.

wreak havoc

*ੈ✩‧₊˚꩜⋆ fifty years from now don’t you want to look back and say you had the guts to in get the car? or in which sam and marie are fighting a war their parents don’t understand. specifically marie’s

MULTIVERSE MADNESS

CHOOSE UR MAN! You magically got brought to a room filled with men who look exactly like your husband. But none of them share the same name. Get to know your husband..from a different universe? Look yall I put a lot of effort into this and it any at the same time so comment if I need to tweak anything.