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Oops, It’s The Marauders Era

One stolen Time-Turner sends you and your friends into the Marauders era. Unfortunately, the past is full of dangerously attractive boys who have no intention of letting you leave. You know their names, their reputations, and how their stories end. What you don't know is what happens when they start falling for someone from the future.

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@hannahriddle

What’s Domestication?

Two enormous, undomesticated wolf alphas discover a bunny omega living alone in their forest and immediately begin competing to court her, completely unaware that their wild mating customs are anything but romantic.

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@LisHere

little miss comeback.

mattheo riddle cheated on his girlfriend of two years. big mistake. now {{user}} is heartbroken, daphne greengrass has the boyfriend, and pansy and astoria have a plan. a new wardrobe. a new attitude. a little revenge. six very interested boys are about to make things considerably more complicated. time to stay positive.

The Accidental Cuddle | T.R

Tom Riddle despises physical affection. So when you fall asleep against his shoulder on the Hogwarts Express at the beginning of eighth year, everyone expects him to move. Instead, he remains perfectly still for three hours. Now he's discovered an inconvenient craving for your affection, and he'll do practically anything to experience it again.

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@hannahriddle

Million-Dollar Yes-Man

Ivan Korolev is a man people fear, obey, and generally avoid annoying. Unfortunately for him, you've decided that's a personal problem. You're a spoiled, stubborn little ray of sunshine with expensive taste, a trust fund, and absolutely no intention of tolerating behavior you find unacceptable. He's a powerful Russian mafia boss who likes control, silence, and having the final word. You, apparently, like none of those things. What starts with an argument over who gets to enter a restaurant first slowly turns into an unexpected romance. Ivan finds himself making exceptions, tolerating your endless complaints, and spending ridiculous amounts of money to keep you happy. You, meanwhile, discover that the terrifying man everyone tiptoes around can be defeated by one disappointed look. His men are witnessing things they never thought possible: their boss apologizing, carrying you away from arguments, and standing silently while you lecture him like a misbehaving toddler. Add a jealous assistant who desperately needs a hobby, and falling in love becomes quite the experience. Turns out, the most dangerous man in the room has one weakness. She's expensive, stubborn, occasionally unreasonable, and currently explaining why his restaurant choice is unacceptable.

like father, like daughter

spoiled, bratty, filthy rich, and completely out of control. you’re tony stark’s daughter, with his attitude, expensive taste, and reckless habits. parties, sneaking out, drinking, drugs, and driving the avengers insane. tony stark’s biggest problem? he raised a daughter exactly like himself. only worse.

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@rafes

Loft Cause 🏙️

Your boyfriend of six years cheats. Your solution? Move into a Chicago loft with three men who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised. There’s Spencer, a walking skincare advertisement. Des, a former basketball player who treats his cat like royalty. And Wesley Bixby. Thirty. Bartender. Permanently irritated. Emotionally constipated. Suspicious of vegetables. He voted against letting you move in. Unfortunately for him, he’s outnumbered. Now there are four roommates, one bathroom, approximately seventeen unresolved arguments, and a grumpy bartender who might eventually discover that falling in love with his best friend is considerably harder than arguing with a toaster. Welcome home. Try not to break anything. Loft Cause 🏙️

Sit. Stay. Obsess..~

He was a golden retriever. She was a walking restraining order. Jacob Caldwell was six-foot-six, tattooed, criminally attractive, and blessed with the attention span of an unsupervised puppy. His favorite hobby? Talking. His second favorite? Annoying {Y/N}. His greatest achievement? Getting her to smile once. He nearly proposed on the spot. Unfortunately, {Y/N} was quiet, permanently irritated, and had absolutely no interest in adopting a six-foot-six man with attachment issues. Too bad Jacob had already picked out their children’s names. But beneath his sunshine personality lived something darker. Something jealous. Possessive. Dangerously obsessed. Because Jacob loved everyone. But when another man touched his girl? Suddenly, the golden retriever had teeth. Add one manipulative ex-girlfriend, a best friend desperately considering therapy, and a grumpy girl slowly falling for the campus’s most affectionate menace? It’s a romantic disaster waiting to happen. He wants her heart. She wants five minutes of silence. And Jacob Caldwell? He’s about to prove that some boys don’t need to be taught to.. Sit. Stay. Obsess..~

That's My Wife, Unfortunately

Your husband is Damjan Vuković. Twenty-nine. Serbian mafia boss. Filthy rich. Tattooed. Feared by practically everyone. And completely, embarrassingly in love with you. Five years together. Three years married. He spoils you rotten, rarely believes you can do anything wrong, and has a remarkable talent for defending you before hearing what happened. Unfortunately, today might test that talent. Your husband has spent SIX MONTHS negotiating a $40 million business deal. You? You’ve attended a charity luncheon. Now the investor’s wife is screaming, the guests are recording, and your brother-in-law Marko is laughing so hard he can barely breathe. The investor has cancelled the deal. Ethan, your husband’s right-hand man, is furious. And Damjan? He’s just arrived at the luncheon. Forty million dollars. Six months of work. One very angry investor. And your husband still wants to know what that woman did to upset his wife. Someone should probably tell him whose fault this actually is.

I NEED A BIG BOY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

After a serious injury leaves thirty-seven-year-old Katsuki Bakugou recovering at home, his medication causes a little weight gain. His wife is absolutely smitten with his slightly softer physique, while their ten-year-old son Kazan has discovered his new favorite hobby: calling his still-muscular father fat.

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@LisHere

Situationship - JJK

you and Jungkook are in a situationship. he wants more and takes it to the group chat, willing to do whatever it takes to be your boyfriend. someone else isn’t too happy about that.

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@infiresyg93

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞..~

He hated everyone. Unfortunately, she was everyone. Kayden Mitchell had three rules. Don’t talk to people. Don’t smile at people. And absolutely, under no circumstances, fall in love with people. Simple, right? WRONG. Because Cameron’s pretty little cousin showed up to a birthday party, smiled at him, and apparently gave the six-foot-seven human restraining order a complete personality malfunction. Now he’s buying flowers, sharing his apartment, holding hands, and experiencing something dangerously close to happiness. His friends are considering an exorcism. Cameron is considering a restraining order. And Kayden? He’s considering marriage. Slight problem: The man can barely say three consecutive sentences without needing emotional recovery time. But beneath the silence is a heart that’s been hurt before, and a boy who’s terrified of loving someone he might lose. She just has to teach him that love isn’t something to fear. And he has to learn that sometimes, the loudest declarations come from the quietest hearts. Because for a man who spent his entire life avoiding love, she became his favorite reason to break the silence. And somehow, in a world he’d spent years shutting out, she became.. The Sound of Silence..~

𝒯 he Best Friend Label • K.B.

𓆩PPS𓆪 : You and Katsuki Bakugo have been sharing the same bed, stealing each other's clothes, and constantly kissing in front of all of Class 3-A for years—all while stubbornly insisting to anyone who asks that you're "just best friends." Between his terrifying territorial streak and your mutual refusal to rock the boat, the rest of the dorms are completely exhausted, leaving you both trapped in the domestic routine of a married couple waiting for someone to finally state the obvious.

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@M3la

🎄𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑬𝒙-𝑴𝒂𝒔!

Your ex-husband has three problems. He’s still in love with you. Your daughters know it. And he’s just spent the last two years dating the woman who helped ruin your marriage. Meet James Wilson. 35. Six-foot-four. Architect. Filthy rich. Ridiculously handsome. And apparently determined to become your husband again. You divorced him FOUR years ago. Two years later, he started dating Victoria. The very colleague he always told you not to worry about. Now, your twelve-year-old daughter decides the family needs one last Christmas together. Seven days. One snow-covered cabin. Two meddling daughters. And only TWO bedrooms. James offers to sleep on the sofa. Unfortunately, he has absolutely no intention of behaving himself. Between shameless flirting, mistletoe traps, a private jacuzzi and your fifteen-year-old daughter’s new crush making James lose his mind… Christmas is becoming a disaster. Especially when you discover James is single again. “I broke up with her because she’s not you, Birdie.” You have seven days to remember why you divorced him. Unfortunately, James has seven days to remind you why you married him. 🎄𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑬𝒙-𝑴𝒂𝒔!

Kiss & Tell ♡

You’re a new international student at Hogwarts with one tiny problem: you don’t speak a word of English. Fortunately, your magical gift lets you learn any language through a kiss! Unfortunately, word gets around, and suddenly every handsome boy in Hogwarts wants to volunteer as your personal tutor. Who knew learning English required quite so much kissing?

A Big Ol’ Plan.

When U.A.‘s newest transfer student starts pursuing Katsuki, {{user}} recruits Mineta to become the girl’s overly enthusiastic best friend. Unfortunately, Katsuki mistakes their secret meetings for something far more concerning.

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@LisHere

Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me!

Well, Fluffles, Class 2-A has a new transfer student! Meet Haruki Amasawa: blond, handsome, and convinced he’s every girl’s dream boyfriend. Unfortunately, nobody ordered him. He’s flirting with you, competing with the boys, and testing Aizawa’s remaining patience. Will he win someone’s heart? Probably not. Will he embarrass himself trying? Absolutely. 🐰💕

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@JustSierraIG

𝘊𝘖𝘋 | 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

| Task Force 141 | Some random recruit in training gets added into the "Professional Disasters⚔️" group chat by whoever the fuck, none of you can find out how. And she’s practically drooling over the guys, she is out of her DAMN mind. (ง'̀-'́)ง Versions: Mha, Avengers, Thunderbolts, JJK(Anime), Chainsaw man, Young Avengers, Slytherins (HP), Bat-family, pro heroes (Mha), KNY(Anime), Titans, CoD.

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@Julianna_

𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒊𝒏..~

Three tourists. Three mafia brothers. Absolutely zero survival instincts. Three best friends went to Italy for pasta, pretty pictures, and a little sightseeing. They accidentally attended a mafia coronation. Oops. Now {Y/N} has an emotionally unavailable Don buying hotels because she likes the pillows. Marie has a violent Italian enforcer who thinks arguing is a form of flirting. And Kristin? Her man has already booked a cathedral. The girls wanted souvenirs. The Salvatore brothers wanted wives. Unfortunately, nobody explained to these dangerously handsome criminals that a ten-day vacation is NOT a marriage proposal. Three morally black men. Three very confused American women. One criminal empire. And absolutely nobody is making their return flight. Because in Italy, some women are born into royalty. Others are accidentally.. 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒊𝒏..~

Gojo Satoru - His Assistant

Overworked and running on barely three hours of sleep, Gojo’s health has begun to deteriorate. Concerned, Shoko arranges for a Grade One sorcerer to become his occasional assistant, helping with paperwork, daily responsibilities, and making sure he actually takes care of himself. Unfortunately for Gojo, he has little say in the matter. And his new assistant is about to become a rather regular presence in his already chaotic life.

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@enapavi

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑳𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 🥀

At sixteen, you became parents together. At twenty-five, you buried him. Now you’re thirty-two, raising two sons, and finally happy again. Bennett Walker. 34. Firefighter. Biker. Tattooed. Ridiculously handsome. Your boyfriend of three years. The man your six-year-old calls Daddy. The man who’s secretly planning to propose tonight. Except there’s a knock at the door. And standing outside is Callum Reeves. Your husband. Alive. Still wearing his wedding ring. Your sixteen-year-old son runs straight into his arms. Your youngest hides behind Bennett. And suddenly, the man who was about to become your fiancé is standing face-to-face with the husband you never stopped mourning. One man spent seven years fighting to come home. The other spent three years building a home with you. And neither is ready to lose you.

Hey, Mr. Policeman, I Don't Want No Trouble

Your childhood best friend had two dreams. Become a police officer. And spend forever with you. Well, fifteen years later, Callan Whitaker is twenty-seven, ridiculously handsome, and the town’s Chief of Police. You? You’re apparently a criminal. Tonight, you’ve been arrested for spray-painting the town’s brand-new welcome sign bright pink. The evidence is undeniable. The handcuffs are real. And you’ve refused to tell the officers your name. Naturally, they call their chief. Callan arrives expecting another ordinary night of police work. Then he sees who’s sitting on the curb. You. His childhood best friend. The girl he hasn’t spoken to in years. The girl he never quite got over. He proceeds to experience all five stages of grief. His deputy is laughing. His female officer is confused. And his mother, who absolutely ADORES you, has no idea what’s happening. Unfortunately, Callan still has a job to do. Which means you’re getting arrested, photographed, fingerprinted and questioned. By him. You promised you’d stay together forever. Technically, spending the night at his police station counts.

Secret relationship : EXPOSED • CLASS 2-A GC

After Bakugo accidentally calls you babe in the class 2-A group chat instead of directly to you, the chat instantly blows up. Because your guy’s relationship was supposed to be a secret. And now? The cat’s out of the bag.

What was in those cookies again…?

Tony Stark accidentally leaves some special cookies unattended Then Peter Parker and Y/n Stark gets their hands on them, unaware of what’s inside them. They had two each.

𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.

Y/N was always the one that causes mischief, she was the salvatore’s little sister, but easily the naughtiest and she never listens. until one evening she comes home to a empty house and a note.

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@meekmills444

Tiny Detectives

Rafe Cameron is used to dealing with trouble, but nothing could prepare him for his three daughters turning into tiny detectives. After their famously grumpy daddy helps an old lady with her groceries, the girls find it suspicious that he was suddenly being nice to someone. Now he’s being interrogated by his own kids like he’s the one who made London Bridge fall down. Poor Daddy.

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@starkey

Careful, he’s easy. • K.B

Kiko doesn’t like you for one reason: she thinks Katsuki could leave her for you. But you’re not worried about that. Because you have no interest in Katsuki. Until she makes a snarky remark about you not being able to take Katsuki even if you tried. Now, out of pettiness, you’re gonna prove her wrong.

Sweet Talkin' Cowboy

Y/N is a trained rodeo medic who regularly patches up Rhett Wilder, a confident, cheeky professional bull rider who loves flirting with her. She always pretends his advances don't affect her, until one accidental text message and a photograph of her new bathing suit land in his inbox instead of her best friend Mia's. Now Rhett knows she's just as interested as he is, and he's certainly not going to let her forget it. Between rodeos, medical tent visits, country bars and small-town adventures, the cowboy who once loved making her blush finds himself falling harder than he ever expected and he fully intends to put his full flirt on now that he knows Y/N likes him too.

#prayersforzurzolo 𑣲 lorenzo zurzolo

being lorenzo zurzolo’s biggest fan comes with a few side effects: an embarrassing fan account, questionable thirst traps and friends who are absolutely sick of hearing about him. but when lorenzo himself likes one of your most unhinged posts, your little internet bubble turns into a very public disaster. turns out, getting noticed by your celebrity crush wasn’t part of the plan.

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@notts

need me a man 𑣲 t.n

you’ve spent years being theodore nott’s biggest fan, running a dedicated account and knowing practically everything about the actor. your friends are tired of hearing about him, you’re hopelessly obsessed and life is perfectly normal. until one innocent instagram post catches the attention of the man himself. turns out, being noticed by your celebrity crush is considerably more embarrassing than you’d imagined.

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@notts

🤠𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔, 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚

Eight years. That’s how long Logan Harris has hated your guts. Twenty-seven. Six-foot-five. Three-time rodeo champion. Filthy rich. Arrogant. Ridiculously handsome. And the meanest cowboy you’ve ever met. Unfortunately, your little sister has been in love with him for years. So when she drags you to Sweetwater’s annual speed-dating event, the last thing you expect is to end up sitting across from your worst enemy. Five minutes. That’s all you’ve got to survive. Except something changes during those five minutes. And when Logan asks your little sister on a date that very night? You think you’ve finally gotten rid of him. Oh, sweetheart. He’s about to become a permanent fixture at your family ranch. And the cowboy who’s spent eight years making your life miserable? He’s starting to look at you a whole lot differently. Especially when your sister leaves the room. “Funny, ain’t it? Your sister spent years tryin’ to catch my eye. You spent eight years tellin’ me to go to hell. Guess which one I can’t stop lookin’ at.” The problem? Your sister is falling in love. And Logan Harris has never been particularly good at doing the right thing. 🤠𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔, 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚

Avengers HR Debriefing

You were invited to Avengers Tower for a simple interview with Nick Fury. One conversation. One evaluation. One chance to prove you're worthy of joining Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Unfortunately, the Avengers are a nosy bunch with absolutely no respect for closed doors. The Avengers might save the world, but apparently, they can't survive one normal job interview. Welcome to the team. Assuming Fury doesn't quit first. [ a no chatfic version, I need to throw stuff at people ]

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@Thu

First kiss frenzy • BNHA x Y/N

Word got out you’ve never had your first kiss. Half of the boys overheard. And now each of them are basically competing to be who you kiss first. You never thought a first kiss would be this big of a deal. Apparently it is to everyone else.

wrong chat, babe.

You’re half-drunk, venting to what you think is your best friend about the crush you’ve had on {{love interest}} since sixth year. Except it wasn’t your best friend. It was the group chat. And now everyone—including him—has seen the message.

Musty, Dusty, & Crusty. || CRACK BNHA x DADZAWA

[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!] After moving into the student dorms, Y/N and Aizawa discover just how messy Class 2-A really is. Disgusted by the state of the dorms, Aizawa declares war on the filth and launches an unforgettable spring-cleaning operation, roasting the students along the way while Y/N enjoys every second.

My moon my man ⋆˚꩜。

In a world where soulmates mean everything, Bruce lost his one soulmate (you). Now, his kids gather around him in the batcave as he tells them how he did once have a soulmate and they question why they never meet them.

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@nessa_xo

The One And Only ⎊Ⓐ

Y/n is an Avenger. For a while, she’s been trying to find a partner. A person she could spend the rest of her life with. Her dates however, always turn out to be either weird, not her type, or only likes her because she’s an Avenger. She thought she’d never find someone who liked her for who she was, but little did she know that someone who lived under the very same roof as her did. Tony. He had liked her for a while now, and it hurt him every time Y/n went on another date. He decided to tell her before she ended up with some douchebag.

taken, actually.

Five relentlessly flirty Slytherin boys, one very drunk {{user}}, and a secret boyfriend who's rapidly losing his patience. Three years together, and tonight might just blow the secret wide open. [[choose your own love interest]] ~reverse version of “mine, actually”~

wrong daddy | rafe cameron

one innocent family dinner at tannyhill. two families who absolutely adore your relationship. one salt shaker that’s about to ruin rafe cameron’s entire evening. all you did was ask your dad, “daddy, can you pass the salt?” so why the hell did your boyfriend reach for it too? rafe cameron has never regretted having good manners more in his entire life.

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@rafes

AIZAWA x EX Y/N – SENSEI?!

aizawa has an ex, it's you! and you're the new teacher~ you know what this means, right? 👀 ~~~MORREEE AIZAWA BOTS. i'm feral for this man. any other ideas lmk. ♡ cass

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@cassbabe

𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

A new recruit gets added into the Avengers group chat by no one in particular. Five seconds in: she’s already so annoying. Since people liked the Mha version. Here’s an Avengers version. (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ⁿⁱᑦᵉ ᵈᵃʸ✨

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@Julianna_

THE BF/GF QUIZZES ✩₊˚.⋆☄︎

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ A pair of randomized romance quizzes turns Class 3-A upside down, exposing crushes, sparking jealousy, and creating a classroom-wide mess of unexpected matches, awkward tension, and romantic chaos.

His Favorite Prayer

The feared God of War finally answers a mortal woman’s prayers, only to become hopelessly obsessed with her. Now the heavens must witness their most terrifying deity attempt to win the affection of a woman who never asked for his undivided attention.

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@LisHere

all wrapped up.

It’s {{love interest}}’s nineteenth birthday, and their friends have arranged the perfect present. Waiting inside their private Hogwarts dormitory is {{user}}, sitting in an ornate chair, wearing their Slytherin uniform with an enormous emerald-green satin bow wrapped around them. And considering {{love interest}} has been hopelessly in love with {{user}} for months? This might just be the best birthday they’ve ever had.

🏀 Not Daddy Material

“I’m twenty-three, sweetheart. I’m not looking to be anybody’s stepdad.” Cameron Hayes has three priorities: basketball, women, and himself. At twenty-three, the arrogant, tattooed campus playboy has never had a serious relationship, never wanted children, and certainly never imagined settling down. Then there’s you. Twenty-two. Quiet. Unavailable. The only girl on campus who couldn’t care less about his ridiculous charm. And the mother of a four-year-old girl nobody at university knows exists. When Cameron accidentally discovers your secret, he’s horrified. He still wants you. He just doesn’t want the responsibility that comes with you. Unfortunately, Sophie has other plans. Between disastrous babysitting attempts, suspicious teammates, glitter-covered basketball gear, and a little girl who thinks he’s her personal servant, Cameron Hayes is about to discover that some things are considerably harder to walk away from than a one-night stand. He never wanted to be somebody’s dad. So why is there a car seat in his Porsche?