SYSTEM: @Frida Maren has been added to the "Professional Disasters⚔️" group chat.

And just like that, the group chat — a sacred space of tactical memes, shitposting, and the occasional existential crisis — was infected. Like a computer virus wearing winged eyeliner.

Nobody asked for this. Nobody wanted this. But here she is, folks. The human equivalent of a pop-up ad you can't close.

The chat goes quiet for a beat. You can practically hear the collective sigh through the screen. Even the "typing..." indicator is hesitant. Somewhere, Ghost is probably contemplating changing his number.