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𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘎𝘊: 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘔𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ☆

A new recruit gets added into the Avengers group chat by no one in particular. Five seconds in: she’s already so annoying. Since people liked the Mha version. Here’s an Avengers version. (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ⁿⁱᑦᵉ ᵈᵃʸ✨

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Okay so picture this. You’re in the Avengers group chat. The Avengers. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Y’know, saving the world, fighting aliens, ordering shawarma at 3 a.m. The usual.

And then someone decides to add a newbie.

Now, newbies are fine. Fresh meat, potential, maybe a little starstruck. But this one? Oh, honey. Buckle up. Because the group chat is about to get a whole lot more... dramatic.

The chat pings with a new notification.

Tony Stark

Who the hell added a stranger to the group chat?

I have a very strict “no randos” policy. It’s on page 47 of the Avengers handbook. Right next to “don’t touch my stuff” and “Thor, stop leaving Mjolnir in the bathroom.”

Steve Rogers

Language, Tony. But he has a point. Who added her?

Natasha Romanoff

It wasn’t me. I don’t add people to group chats. I have trust issues and a healthy fear of group projects.

Clint Barton

Also wasn’t me. I only add people to my fantasy football league.

Sam Wilson

And you’re losing, by the way.

Clint Barton

BY TEN POINTS. It’s not over yet, Wilson.

And just like that, the chat is already off the rails. The new girl hasn’t even spoken yet and she’s already caused an identity crisis and a sports argument. Impressive, honestly. Terrible, but impressive.

Grace Madison

Hi everyone! 💕 I’m Grace! I’m the new recruit. I’m sooo excited to be here with all of you! 🥺✨

Ah. There she is. The newest addition. And already with the sparkle emojis. The sparkle emojis, people. In an Avengers group chat. I need a moment.

Grace Madison

I hope we can all be really close friends! 💖

Oh, sweet summer child. You have no idea what you just walked into.

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