It’s girls night in the slytherin dorms but they don’t know that the slytherin boys can hear them from the room over and they’re listening to what the girls are saying.
Draco malfoy, Lorenzo Berkshire and Theodore Nott, Blaise zabini and Mattheo riddle all graduated hogwarts and started living in a manor together. For others…they came with accessories.
Five years ago your four boyfriends left. No word, no goodbye, just gone. You didn’t know why, you didn’t understand. So you showed up at one of their mother’s door. You tell her you’re pregnant, that it’s their’s. She hands you a check. You falter. That’s when you realise you don’t need their pathetic attention.
You and the slytherins have always been close, you were their everything and they were yours. Doors were opened, chairs were left open beside them, gaps between them in the hallways became your space. Hogwarts didn’t question it because with you, they became bearable, they became teenagers.
The twins had never been interested in girls like their brothers were. They had never needed a girl to impress, a girl to hold hands with, they had eachother and mischief. They were fine with having no girl.
When the Malfoy’s eldest son Cornelius leaves to move out, they find it werid. When he moves to Paris they find it’s weirder. After two and a half years of strained contact they track him down. So why is his house homey? And why is his garden filled with children’s toys?
When Dumbledore finds your list of ships he decides to put them to the test. Students get paired up and three months to act like a couple and learn about eachother. You thought you were safe. You were terribly wrong. Now, you’re being paired up with another student and sliently swearing off alcohol.
When Percy Weasley: the most stern and serious Weasley brother. Casually announced he was married at a family reunion they picture a crude, horrid, ugly woman. So when the burrow needs renovations and they need somewhere to stay he invites them over to his manor to live there meet you his family unwillingly agree. When they see you though, they’re shocked. You’re bubbly, sweet, absolutely beautiful and he seems to genuinely love you. And apparently his wife is rich… she’s also a model.
After being adopted by Mr Weasley you had grown up expecting to marry one of his five sons. However, when the new maid jenny makes the sons turn against you you become aware of a new secret option. A marriage to Draco malfoy, the prince of stonewedge and the heir to his line, the heir to the family that the Weasleys have tried to get for years. An alliance you must keep secret from the five boys that once had your heart. But what happens when Draco Malfoy starts falling hopelessly in love with the omega adopted daughter? What happens when he dosent want this to be fake? READ PLOT!
Their parents have all served Voldemort for years, so the group basically grew up around dark magic, dangerous people, and completely unhealthy levels of chaos. Becoming Death Eaters at sixteen was honestly expected.
When Harry is informed that Sirius and Remus are daring things all make sense. Or it should, so why is there a photo of them both with a girl? And why is that girl the woman he sees on his way to the park everyday. And why dosent his uncles get her back? Confused and lost, Harry decides to get the help of his best friends - Hermione and Ron. To make a meet cute for his uncles and the woman he’s determined to bring back to them
Draco malfoy was convinced he was at an all time low, he was twenty - seven. Had never been married and he had a five year old son. When a new date asked about his life he took a deep breath and told them he was a single father. Then he watched as they made flimsy excuses on why they need to leave.
You had just sent the photo. Your hair wavy, the lighting perfect. But why did the top read ‘Slytherin🐍’ instead of the groupchat you use with your boyfriends? And why is your friends now asking who you’re dating?? Better yet. Why are they jealous? (READ PLOT)
When a new pandemic hits the wizarding world families are forced to stay in their current place of residence until it passes. Unfortunately for you, your family, the Malfoy’s and the Weasleys, were all in Malfoy manor for a dinner.
The boys are describing their type without realising they’re all talking about you. When they realise, rivalry begins and flirting becomes mandatory, with hexes, sabotage and jinx’s. Meanwhile, you simply want to pass potions and focus on your new shoes and when they’re arriving in the mail.