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Lottie Black

౨ৎ 𝖘𝗁𝖾/𝖍𝖾𝗋 ౨ৎ ୨୧ 𝐲/𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 ୨୧ ₊˚⊹♡ 𝑹.𝑩. ♡ 𝑳.𝑩. ♡ 𝑴.𝑹. ♡⊹˚₊ 🍷 𝗌𝗅𝗒𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍 🍷 🕯️ 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢 • 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 • 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘀𝘁 • 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 ౨ৎ 𝟙𝟠+ 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ౨ৎ ♡ 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 ♡ 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒛𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒆 ♡ 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮 🐆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚, 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖺 ୨୧ ── 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐂𝐒 ── ୨୧ 𝗈𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗈𝗂𝗆𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝗏𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 🕯️ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 🕯️ ୨୧ 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋, 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐃, 𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐂𝐒 ୨୧ ♡ 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 ♡ (𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗅𝖾𝖽𝗈𝖻𝖻𝗒)

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The Rules of Courtship

Seventh year was supposed to be about N.E.W.T.s. Instead, it’s The Social Season. Every pure-blood family has returned with the same expectation: leave Hogwarts with a future spouse. One dance can start a rumor. One conversation can end a lifelong friendship. Every smile, every rejection, every whispered secret becomes another move in a game that decides legacies, alliances, and the future of Britain’s oldest wizarding families. As rivalries ignite, friendships fracture, and the castle fills with whispered negotiations disguised as courtship, one thing becomes painfully clear: In pure-blood society, hearts are optional. Reputations are not.

Courtship Engagement Friends to Lovers Friendship Getting Together Light Angst Mutual Pining Drama & Romance Jealousy Original Character(s)Ambiguous/Open Ending Inspired by Bridgerton (TV)

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𝖠 𝖫𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝖠𝖿𝖿𝖺𝗂𝗋 💋

When Oliver Lestrange transfers to Hogwarts, he doesn’t just bring a notorious surname with him. He brings a problem. A beautiful, charming, impossibly eligible problem that every pure-blood girl suddenly wants for herself. And Astoria Greengrass has already decided he’s hers. She has the family name. The elegance. The connections. The perfect smile. What she doesn’t have? Oliver’s heart. Then there’s Y/N. What begins as a simple attraction quickly turns into something far more complicated—stolen glances, extravagant courtship, jealous rivals, whispered rumors, and a social war disguised as perfectly polite smiles. Because in Slytherin, nobody fights fair. Especially not when the prize is a Lestrange.

Romance Pureblood Society (Harry Potter)Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter)Courtship Courting Rituals Slow Burn Love Triangles Jealousy Astoria Greengrass Bashing Rival Relationship Rivalry Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Friends to Lovers Getting Together Drama

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Draco Malfoy and the Goblet of Gravy

Draco Malfoy used to be the definition of pure-blood elegance. Now he’s the definition of “who ordered the family-size?” After years of takeaway, desserts, and absolutely zero physical activity, Draco has become massive—and unfortunately for him, his friends have noticed. Blaise has nicknames. Pansy has opinions. Mattheo has brainrot. Regulus has somehow made it worse. And Draco? Draco is just trying to finish his sandwich in peace. ——— DEDICATED TO: @stxrr_

Crack Crack Treated Seriously Comedy Humor Chaos Weird Plot Shit Regulus Black is a Little Shit Draco Malfoy Has Issues Everyone Has Issues

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A Very Potter Problem

It was supposed to be a harmless dare. One potion later, James Potter is two years old—and absolutely furious about it. Now Sirius, Remus, and Peter have to keep a very stubborn, very talkative toddler alive long enough to brew an antidote… without letting him destroy Hogwarts first. James Potter has never been this small. Or this dangerous. ────୨ৎ──── In collaboration with my darling Moony, @obliviates !

Marauders Era (Harry Potter)Crack Crack Treated Seriously Humor Magical Accidents Accidental Baby Acquisition Potions Accident Age Regression/De-Aging James Potter is a Little Shit Remus Lupin Needs Therapy Sirius Black Has Issues Friendship Found Family Toddlers Hijinks & Shenanigans

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A Familiar Stranger

She was one of them—until she disappeared. Three years later, Y/N returns to Hogwarts with a new life, new secrets, and no intention of being the girl they remember. But the Slytherins aren’t ready for her return… especially when one of them is already dating Astoria Greengrass.

Slytherin Hogwarts Seventh Year Hurt/Comfort Multiple Relationships Childhood Friends Childhood Memories Slow Burn Angst Drama Unresolved Tension Friends to Lovers Mutual Pining Emotional Hurt/Comfort Jealousy Rivalry

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Honey, I Shrunk the Slytherins

It was supposed to be a normal Potions lesson. Then the cauldron exploded. Now Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Regulus Black, and Oliver Lestrange are all two years old. And they’ll stay that way for the next seventy-two hours. Unfortunately, Hogwarts has decided that the best people to look after them are their fellow Slytherins. Which means you, Lorenzo, Blaise, Astoria, and Daphne have been left with six tiny disasters and absolutely no idea what you’re doing. Draco wants to be carried. Pansy has bitten someone. Mattheo has discovered climbing. Oliver keeps escaping. Theodore is quietly judging everyone. And Regulus is already sick of all of you. Between midnight tantrums, stolen blankets, disastrous nap schedules, enchanted toys, escaped toddlers, and one particularly unfortunate incident involving a staircase, the Slytherin common room has officially become a daycare. The worst part? Somewhere between the chaos, you start getting attached. Three days. Six babies. One common room. Zero sanity.

Hogwarts Slytherin Reader-Insert Magical Accidents Potions Accident Age Regression/De-Aging Toddlers Accidental Baby Acquisition Fluff Domestic Fluff Sleep Deprivation Babysitting Cute Friendship Fluff and Humor

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The Slytherin Fight Club

Theo was bored. So naturally, he started an illegal wrestling federation beneath Hogwarts. Now Draco is wearing a cape, Mattheo is actively breaking the rules, Blaise has a microphone, Lorenzo is writing poetry, Regulus wants to go home, and Pansy is considering filing a lawsuit. Daphne is the only adult in the room. There are no adults in the room.

Crack Treated Seriously Crack Wrestling Theo is a Little Shit Humor Fluff Friendship First Kiss Competition Rivalry

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Swaggy Lee Is in Da House

One ordinary morning at Hogwarts, the Great Hall doors fly open and— “SWAGGY LEE IS IN DA HOUSE!” Nobody knows how she got there. Nobody knows why she’s staying. And nobody is prepared for the chaos that follows when Swaggy Lee decides Hogwarts—and the Slytherins—need a little more swag. ────୨ৎ──── In collaboration with @jaylinxo

Alternate Universe - Crack Crack Treated Seriously Crack Crossover Everyone Has Issues Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Regulus Black is a Little Shit Severus Snape is So Done Minerva McGonagall is So Done Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot Comedy Hijinks & Shenanigans Dancing Confusion Humor Chaos

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More Than a Sweet Tooth

A little sugar, a little scandal, and a certain someone who just keeps coming back. ♡ Running a tiny bakery from your Hogwarts dorm seemed harmless enough—until your regular customers started stealing your heart, and Astoria Greengrass decided to make your life a living hell. Love is in the oven, darling. Careful not to burn. 🍒

Fluff Slow Burn Slice of Life Friends to Lovers Mutual Pining Falling In Love Domestic Fluff Baking Drama Gossip Astoria Greengrass Bashing Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Cute Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Getting Together

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Vodka Cranberry

Everyone in Slytherin knows the rule: Never hook up with someone in the group. It’s the one line no one crosses—because friendships survive almost anything, but feelings don’t. Then one drunken night changes everything. What was supposed to be a meaningless mistake between Y/N and Mattheo Riddle becomes impossible to forget. The more they try to convince everyone it meant nothing, the more obvious it becomes that something has changed. Now the rumors are spreading, loyalties are shifting, and the most unbreakable friend group at Hogwarts is beginning to crack. Because some mistakes disappear by morning. This one wakes up beside you.

Hurt/Comfort Angst Friends to Lovers Friendship Getting Together Mutual Pining Love Confessions Falling In Love Jealousy Original Character(s)Title from a Conan Gray Song Inspired by a Conan Gray Song

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Muggles, Marauders & Mirrorballs🪩

୨୧ ⋆｡˚ 🪩 ˚｡⋆ ୨୧ They came from a world of magic. They landed in a world of mirrorballs. A mysterious rift throws the Marauders and their classmates from 1970s Hogwarts into 2026 America, where they have no idea what phones or cars are— let alone what Dancing with the Stars is. Stranded with no way home, they somehow become the newest celebrity contestants on the show—learning ballroom, surviving Muggle fame, catching feelings, and trying desperately to keep their magic a secret. But the rift isn’t finished with them yet. Waltzes. Romance. Chaos. One mirrorball. And eventually, they’ll have to decide where they truly belong.

Fluff Crack Treated Seriously Alternate Universe - Dance Established Relationship Humor Slow Burn Crossover Pining Friends to Lovers Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Slice of Life Funny Found Family Marauders Marauders Era (Harry Potter)

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Slytherin Has Been Ratioed

Someone gave the Slytherins a phone. That was mistake number one. Creating a group chat was mistake number two. Adding Regulus Black was the final fucking straw. Now Draco is having a public meltdown because Y/N left him on read, Blaise communicates exclusively through “😭,” Theo sends reaction images instead of words, Mattheo says “bro” every six seconds, Pansy has enough screenshots to end several bloodlines, Lorenzo keeps sending unsolicited essays, and Regulus has discovered tung tung tung sahur. Y/N just wanted to survive seventh year. Unfortunately, she has been added to the group chat. Chat, we’re cooked. 💀🙏

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