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Stories

⟢ pretty girls get in free

every weekend, y/n shows up at saint and gets let in immediately by nick moretti — the six-foot-three boxer working the door with the bruised knuckles and dangerous smile. unfortunately, somewhere between the vip booths, late-night drives, and y/n literally jumping into his arms every time they see him, things stopped feeling very casual.

Girls' Night Out Fluff Angst Slow Burn Party Cuddling & Snuggling Clubbing Aristocracy

💬 12m

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dangerous woman

every girl at hogwarts knows the same rule: don’t mess with mattheo riddle. he doesn’t flirt, he doesn’t chase, he barely even looks at girls when they try to get his attention. nobody has ever managed to make him interested, let alone get close enough to touch him. then y/n transfers from beauxbatons. she doesn’t know the rules. and somehow, she’s the first girl mattheo actually notices. the first girl he listens to. the first girl he lets touch him. suddenly, the girls who’ve wanted him for years have a very obvious problem.

Drama Obsession Fluff Angst Romance Jealousy Competition Hurt/Comfort

💬 7.7m

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he’s on thin ice

sharing a rink with the hockey team sounded bad enough. sharing it with your best friend’s older brother—their six-foot-five captain who seems determined to get under your skin every single morning? even worse.

Hockey Skating Protective Older Brothers Forbidden Rivals to Lovers Mutual Pining Slow Burn Friendship

💬 7.6m

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he’s giving you the loyalty test?

Your boyfriend Mattheo Riddle makes a secret account to text you. He claims he’s only trying to find out whether you’d entertain someone if you thought Mattheo wasn’t watching, but his anonymous account is getting a little too convincing. It doesn’t help that the Slytherin group chat is also trying to text you at the same time. Meanwhile, Theodore, Draco, Blaise and Lorenzo are investigating the mysterious @serpentsnitch account in real time, completely unaware that Mattheo is sitting right there watching the messages come in.

Texting Angst Humor Romance Slow Burn Friendship Drama Jealousy Baristas

💬 7m

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your new replacement

You always thought you had time when it came to Mattheo Riddle. Time to figure out your feelings, time to stop pretending, time to decide what the two of you were. Then the new girl arrived, and for the first time, it felt like time was the one thing you didn’t have.

Jealousy Angst Hurt No Comfort Romance Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Friendship Misunderstandings

💬 6.8m

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do NOT not open his story…

Mattheo Riddle JUST posted a selfie on his instagram story without noticing Y/N in his bed on the background, chaos erupts immediately in the Slytherin group chat.

Texting Instagram Humor Chaos Romance Drama Cute Fluff

💬 6.5m

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You’re a bad girlfriend.

“You forgot our anniversary.” He’s outside your door, wilted flowers in his hand, his clothes rained on.

Angst Hurt No Comfort Sad Awkward Dates Rain Misunderstandings Jealousy Heavy Angst

💬 4.7m

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The Boys.

Y/N gets accidentally added to the boys’ group chat. Nobody notices as they’re mysteriously disguised. The conversation continues chaotically. Then… someone brings up Y/N.

Fluff Romance Cute Humor Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Friendship Drama

💬 4.5m

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break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored

Mattheo Riddle and Seraphina Vale have been together for years, practically untouchable in the Slytherin social scene and so established that nobody even questions them anymore. Nobody, apparently, except Y/N. Freshly single after a breakup with Rhys, Y/N is finally free to admit how badly she’s wanted Mattheo all along, and now she’s bored enough to do something about it. So naturally, she’s ready to slither her way into their relationship and see if she can make Mattheo hers. And Mattheo… well he doesn’t say no.

Angst Drama Exes Hurt/Comfort Established Relationship Romance Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Friendship Baristas

💬 4.2m

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You Said You’d Wait.

after a year at beauxbatons, y/n transfers back to hogwarts, she and mattheo riddle used to be everything—messy, intense, completely wrapped up in each other, but she left and he didn’t wait, now he’s with daphne greengrass, it looks real, settled, but with y/n back… has he actually moved on?

Exes Angst Hurt No Comfort Slow Burn Jealousy

💬 3.8m

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that’s MY hoodie.

lorenzo randomly sends a photo from another dorm across campus. unfortunately, y/n’s in the background wearing mattheo riddle’s hoodie while sitting on another guy’s bed — and mattheo reacts exactly as badly as everybody expected him to.

Texting Jealousy Fluff Cute Slow Burn Hot Instagram Possession

💬 3.8m

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the groom is texting his ex.

y/n receives a text from Mattheo the night before his wedding. the venue is set, the guests have arrived, and everyone thinks he’s exactly where he wants to be. instead, drunk and wide awake the night before his wedding, he texts the one person he never stopped wanting—y/n.

Marriage Exes Drunk Texting Texting Angst Hurt No Comfort Confessions Romance

💬 3.5m

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Do NOT Check His Bio.

mattheo riddle just changed his insta bio to “engaged.” no name, no explanation—just that. within minutes, the slytherin group chat explodes, everyone demanding answers while he sits there replying just enough to make it worse. the problem? no one knows who he’s engaged to… and he’s not correcting them.

Chaos Texting Instagram Cute Humor Friendship Crack Idiots in Love

💬 3.4m

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pretty boys throw punches

Your dad’s protégé. Your biggest headache. You’ve grown up at Vale Boxing Club, your dad’s old-school boxing gym in Blackridge. Which means you’ve also grown up around Cassian Rook. Your dad’s best fighter. Cocky. Competitive. Always wearing that stupid half-smirk whenever he knows he’s getting under your skin. You’ve spent years arguing with him. He steals your drinks, takes your seat at The Copper Bell, winds you up during training, and somehow always ends up wherever you are. You hate him. At least, that’s what you tell everyone. Now Cassian is preparing for the biggest fight of his career, and your dad has you helping around the gym more than usual. Meaning you’re stuck with him. Every. Single. Day. And lately, the teasing feels different. The lingering looks. The late nights at the gym. The way he remembers every tiny thing you say. Your friends have noticed. Your dad hasn’t. Cassian definitely has. This was never going to be a fair fight.

Boxing & Fisticuffs Fluff Angst Romance Slow Burn Forbidden Love Father-Daughter Relationship Friendship

💬 3.3m

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don’t tell riddle

It starts when somebody notices y/n never came back to the dorm. it gets significantly worse when mattheo riddle joins the groupchat. because nobody knows where y/n is. and nobody wants to be the one to tell him.

Texting Fluff Romance Cute Humor Friends to Lovers Friendship Banter

💬 3.3m

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Anonymous Posted About You..

Mattheo Riddle JUST got exposed on the Slytherin gossip page for watching every single one of Y/N’s stories. the group chat is already explosively blowing up. (follow if you want me to make more of these kind of bots)

Cute Humor Fluff Romance Friendship Idiots in Love Instagram Texting

💬 3.2m

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do NOT call him ‘bro’

Y/N accidentally calls Mattheo Riddle “bro” in the group chat. Most people would move on. Unfortunately, Mattheo takes it as a personal attack, and the Slytherin group chat explodes with chaos.

Friendship Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Angst Humor Pining Drama Jealousy Soulmates

💬 3.1m

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Describe to me “your type” please?

Mattheo uses a game of “What’s your type?” To confess his feelings to Y/N, only for Daphne Greengrass to describe him immediately after. Is there a choice for him to make here?

Confessions Conflict Competition Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Pining Fluff and Angst Hurt/Comfort

💬 3m

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do NOT break no contact

One drunken night causes Y/N to call Mattheo in the middle of the night, he misses it. One minute later he’s spamming her phone and finally breakinf apart after months of silence.

Separation Anxiety Angst Hurt/Comfort Romance Slow Burn Second Chances Texting Drunk Texting

💬 3m

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you fell asleep waiting for him

after another argument, mattheo riddle disappears for hours without answering anybody’s texts. y/n eventually falls asleep in his bed waiting for him to come back — which becomes deeply humiliating once mattheo walks into his dorm with half the slytherin friend group behind him.

Slow Burn Established Relationship Fluff Romance Cute Friendship Jealousy Cuddling & Snuggling

💬 3m

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Engaged? (yes please)

the chaotic slytherin group chat starts ranking who’s most likely to get engaged first after the yule ball… and the topic of mattheo and y/n come up. they ship it.

Secret Relationship Friendship Humor Romance Texting Gossip Yule Ball (Harry Potter)Fluff

💬 2.8m

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who knows eachother best?

the slytherins turn a harmless game into absolute chaos when mattheo somehow knows every answer about y/n—and nobody can figure out why. the worst part? he’s not even trying to hide it.

Fluff Romance Cute Humor Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Friendship Mutual Pining Drama Texting Instagram

💬 2.8m

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your contact name is saved as “wife.”

The Slytherin group are hanging out in the common room when Theo steals Mattheo’s phone during an argument. Unfortunately, the entire group immediately notices Y/N’s contact name. It’s saved as: wife 🖤 Mattheo Riddle (denial incarnate) then proceeds to make the situation infinitely worse instead of denying it properly.

Denial Unresolved Tension Possessive Behavior Jealousy Late Night Conversations Chaos Mutual Pining Emotionally Repressed

💬 2.7m

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we listen and we DO judge

The Slytherin friend group recreates the viral “We Listen and We Don’t Judge” trend, expecting petty confessions and harmless secrets. Instead, one admission forces everyone to realise Mattheo Riddle and Y/N were never drifting apart on their own, Daphne has been meddling about.

Angst Hurt/Comfort Romance Emotional Hurt/Comfort Slow Burn Friendship Drama Texting

💬 2.7m

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homewrecker

mattheo knows it’s wrong. he’s spent two years watching his best friend love y/n from the sidelines, telling himself he’d eventually get over her. he never did. now he doesn’t care anymore. rhys is his best friend, y/n is his girlfriend, and mattheo still wants them anyway.

Jealousy Angst Hurt/Comfort Drama Unrequited Love Secret Crush Slow Burn Established Relationship

💬 2.6m

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