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operation: get these idiots together [ASAP] —☆.ᐟ

toji got a girlfriend and became insufferable. naturally, he decided his best friend deserved the same fate. enter aoi and her best friend, {{user}}: an actual ray of sunshine with enough love to make a grown man reconsider his entire personality. the target? ryomen sukuna, nicknamed “the king of curses”. campus menace. professional hater. currently unaware that his best friend and her boyfriend have turned his love life into a group project. operation: get these idiots together is officially underway. sukuna is not interested in romance. unfortunately, nobody asked him. [everyone go say thank you to @/ledabedabudabut for her OC ❤️]

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who let sukuna on the internet?! —☆.ᐟ

you were supposed to teach the king of curses how to use a microwave. somehow, you taught him how to use ao3 instead. now he’s reading fanfiction, arguing with fictional versions of himself, and recreating romantic tropes with you. you have created a monster. worse, he’s discovered the comment section.

you’re gonna have to grovel, boys —★彡

a thousand days, two boyfriends, and one girl who apparently can’t take a hint. katsuki and shoto love you. unfortunately, their favorite hobby seems to be making you feel like the third wheel in your own relationship. and hina? she’s more than happy to play girlfriend. you’ve been patient. you’ve been understanding. but how many times can someone ask you to come second before you decide you’re done? love is patient. unfortunately, so is your girlfriend. and she’s running out of it.

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her ex husband’s lawyer ✌🏾 ☆.ᐟ

dating a walking red flag with a law degree was never the problem. the problem is your sister has made a hobby out of stealing your boyfriends. your latest ex was no exception—except this time, she helped blow up your relationship before conveniently announcing their engagement. unfortunately for her, your new boyfriend is ryomen sukuna. and he knows exactly why her last marriage ended. intimately. good luck, babe.

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play stupid games ☆.ᐟ

well, if it isn’t the consequences of their actions. rosalie cheated on emmett with sam uley. sam, who has already fumbled one relationship in spectacular fashion, apparently decided to make it a hobby. unfortunately, their little affair took place on someone else’s territory. now emmett is single, sam is everybody’s problem, leah is having the time of her life, and {{user}} has somehow ended up with a ridiculously affectionate six-foot-five vampire who thinks she’s a personal space heater. the affair was messy. the fallout is messier. and emmett? emmett is doing just fine, actually. rosalie might want to stop looking.

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dating your fav! ☆.ᐟ

imagine getting cheated on by your boyfriend, only to end up dating his favorite pro hero. now imagine that hero is katsuki bakugou. yeah. the same dynamight your ex has been glazing on the internet for YEARS. and now he’s packing lunches for your daughter, spoiling you rotten, and posting you like you personally hung the moon. your ex? getting tagged in every single post. blue, your unhinged narrator, will be providing absolutely ZERO emotional support to that man. oh, kenji. you should’ve stayed faithful.

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the art of moving on ☆.ᐟ

jacob black cheated. bella swan was involved. edward cullen is single. and graduation is in two months. somewhere between a questionable breakup, ancient fae magic, and two bengal cats with criminal tendencies, {{user}} might have found a better use for her time. forks is about to have a very interesting spring. moving on looks good on her. unfortunately, so does edward cullen.

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a convenient kind of love —☆.ᐟ

two broken engagements. one rainy night. one very inconvenient marriage. katsuki bakugou was supposed to be done with love. apparently, so were you. shame neither of you got the memo.

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the stark effect! ☆.ᐟ

peter parker cheated on you and somehow ended up losing the breakup to a forty-year-old billionaire with a god complex. now tony stark is stealing your hoodies, buying you jewelry, and calling you mrs. stark in front of him. peter gets to watch his ex live in luxury while the avengers treat his downfall like the funniest sitcom on earth. natasha is keeping score. yelena is taking bets. pietro is making it worse. and tony? tony insists this is all about teaching peter accountability. sure, stark. whatever helps you sleep in your matching pajamas.

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biblical levels of greed — ★彡

apparently, the bible forgot to mention the seventh deadly sin: being a little too irresistible. one fae girl. six supernatural men. three vampire mate bonds, three wolf imprints, and enough jealousy to make hell look like a vacation. forks has officially run out of self-control. and apparently, so has everybody else.

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HIS KIND OF GIRL

He’s got a type. Petite, pretty, and nothing like you. So why does Kingsley High’s biggest heartbreaker keep looking your way? Jungkook swears you’re not his type. He flirts with everyone but you, hides every flicker of interest behind sarcasm, and would rather die than admit he’s falling. But between jealous glances, messy parties, and his gorgeous ex, one thing is certain: sometimes, the girl you least expect becomes the one you can’t ignore.

the vampire’s favorite fox —☆.ᐟ

edward cullen has survived wars, heartbreak, and over a century of immortality. unfortunately, none of that prepared him for {{user}}. a mischievous fox shifter with questionable survival instincts, an unhealthy relationship with wildlife, and absolutely no respect for his brooding. now he’s spending his summer being dragged to beaches, subjected to ice cream dates he can’t participate in, and relentlessly bullied by his own crush. bella and jacob are having the time of their lives. rami is no help. alice is planning the wedding. and edward? edward is one inconvenience away from asking a certain fox to be his girlfriend. god help the cullens.

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𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗒. | 𝓔.𝓦

{y/n} is attacked by the media for four years straight, doesn't thinn she's enough for Emma. Emma just wants her to see how much she matters.

the nerd and his angel 🪽 ☆.ᐟ

peter parker is an avenger, a menace to new york city, and a twenty-year-old with the survival instincts of a wet napkin whenever his girlfriend walks into a room. {{user}} is a victoria’s secret angel, international model, and the reason spider-man has forgotten how to form a coherent sentence. between patrols, vogue covers, tower sleepovers, red carpets, and tony stark’s unsolicited commentary, their relationship is everyone’s business. especially FRIDAY’s. peter fights supervillains. {{user}} walks runways. the avengers suffer the consequences of watching this man pull the woman of their dreams. and somehow, he’s the one getting kissed.

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the disgraced one has a favorite? ☆.ᐟ

“i’m going to eat you.” “oh! i hope i’m soft, then.” - the king of curses has conquered the heian era, but nobody prepared him for one ridiculously sweet maid with zero survival instincts. she wouldn’t hurt a fly, but she absolutely will fight if she has to. unfortunately, she’s also sukuna’s new favorite problem. uraume is exhausted. rami is no help. and sukuna? he’s starting to get attached. god forbid a man have hobbies.

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can’t compete where you can’t compare ☆.ᐟ

bella wanted the vampire, the werewolf, and the happily-ever-after. unfortunately, her younger half-sister got the memo, the supernatural bloodline, the boyfriend, the vampire admirer, and apparently the better personality. now jacob is hopelessly in love, edward has developed a crush, and the two of them are getting along suspiciously well. meanwhile, bella is somewhere having a personal crisis because her little sister is living the life she thought she was entitled to. between two lovesick boys, a protective twin brother, seven vampires, a pack of werewolves, and two magical cats with absolutely no respect for property, forks has officially lost the plot. can’t compete where you can’t compare. she is just better. yeah, life’s not fair.

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they always crawl back —☆.ᐟ

for a year, emperor ryomen sukuna treated his marriage like an unfortunate political obligation. he ignored his wife, entertained concubines, and assumed she’d spend her days crying over him. unfortunately, his wife is a wealthy malian empress with her own admirers, influence, and an entire social calendar. now she’s returned from mali, and sukuna has discovered that he actually misses his wife. desperately. embarrassingly. knee-sliding-across-the-palace-floor embarrassingly. the concubines are confused, uraume is exhausted, and the imperial court is witnessing the emperor’s very public downfall. men always crawl back. his imperial majesty just happens to be doing it on his knees.

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daddy issues! (theirs, not mine) 💋 ★彡

kenji gojo and kaito ryomen cheated on you, then had the audacity to flaunt their new girlfriends in your face. you reminded them of your one condition: “if you break my heart, i’ll date your fathers.” they laughed. satoru gojo and ryomen sukuna aren’t laughing. your exes wanted a reaction. instead, you became their fathers’ favorite notification. congratulations, boys. you played yourselves. you warned them 🤷🏾‍♀️.

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volterra’s resident pick me ☆.ᐟ

isabella coney has a crush on caius volturi. unfortunately, caius volturi has a girlfriend. an extremely pretty, half-fae girlfriend who regularly travels from forks to volterra, has her own bedroom in the castle, steals his clothes, and sits on his throne like she pays the bills. but isabella is convinced she’s different. she’s not like other girls. she understands his cold nature. she’s certain the king simply hasn’t recognized her exceptional qualities yet. meanwhile, caius is wondering why his employees keep bothering him, aro is making everything worse, rami is actively encouraging the chaos, and {{user}} just wanted to buy italian silk. somewhere in volterra, human resources is having a very difficult century.

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proud wedding crashers 🫶🏾 ★彡

your cousin married your ex-husband. naturally, you brought two of her exes as your plus-ones. because apparently, family gatherings weren’t messy enough. now you’re at the wedding looking expensive, sitting pretty, and accompanied by two billionaire men who have absolutely no intention of behaving. one is your devoted boyfriend. the other is also your devoted boyfriend. unfortunately, they’re both professional haters. the bride wanted a picture-perfect wedding. you brought a live audience, unresolved history, and two men who think the open bar is the least interesting thing here. the ceremony hasn’t even started. god bless the happy couple.

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our best friend’s (little) sister! ★彡

★“rami’s sister is kinda cute—“★ transferring schools to be closer to your older twin brother? cute. meeting his best friends? manageable. accidentally becoming the shared problem of two emotionally constipated hero students? unfortunately, that’s between you, god, and the u.a. counseling department. kirishima falls first. bakugo falls harder. rami knows everything and will be making it everybody’s business. and somewhere along the way, katsuki bakugo discovers that his biggest enemy isn’t deku, the league of villains, or his own anger. it’s apparently the concept of having a crush on two people at once. godspeed, dynamight.

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shoto’s favorite headline! ☆.ᐟ

japan’s number two hero is dating the world’s favorite angel. unfortunately for his dignity, the internet has noticed. a $50 million fantasy bra, two model twins, one power couple, and enough viral moments to keep the timeline fed. love is in the air. so are the paparazzi.

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“because she said so.” —☆.ᐟ [Bicep Trend!]

shoto todoroki can fight villains, survive a war, and pass his hero exams, but apparently his greatest calling in life is doing whatever his childhood best friend tells him. bicep heart? absolutely. tiktok dance? unfortunately. matching pfps? give him a minute. his excuse for everything? because it makes her happy. the problem? they’re not dating. apparently.

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baby, please come back 🧎🏼

katsuki bakugo is japan’s no. 3 pro hero, but after three weeks without his girlfriend, he’s fighting for his life. one stupid argument. one stupid break. two stubborn idiots who refuse to make the first move. now he’s sending messages across every platform known to mankind, getting bullied by his friends, and making roblox accounts like a man with a mortgage and a dream. he wants his girl back. unfortunately, his pride and his last two brain cells are still in a custody battle. somebody get this man his girlfriend before he starts writing apology letters on wattpad. again.

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better without you —★彡

fake screenshots, a stolen fiancé, a sister with absolutely no shame, and a family that apparently left their common sense at home. so you moved to japan with your twin brother, became a sidekick, and got yourself a fresh start. now you’re getting internationally recognized, minding your business, and somehow caught between two very attractive pro heroes who are already dating each other. funny how life gets better when you leave certain people behind. unfortunately, rami is still rami.

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THREE WEEKS?! ☆.ᐟ

three weeks sleeping in a car. one pregnant wife. one very angry mama. mitsuki bakugo came to deliver a crib for her grandbaby. she found her daughter-in-law asleep in the driveway instead. katsuki has a lot of explaining to do. and mama bakugo? she’s not raising a fool twice.

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i <3 my malewife — ☆.ᐟ

you went from threatening kenjaku with a shoe to dating one of his most terrifying experiments. now he cooks, cleans, wears a househusband apron, and has a concerning amount of hello kitty merchandise. choso kamo used to be a walking biological weapon. now he’s a walking green flag with domestic aspirations. yuji has gained a brother, rami has gained an enthusiastic in-law, and you have gained a boyfriend who would fight god, pack your lunch, and ask if you need anything from the grocery store. love has truly domesticated this man. please support his journey.

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women do it better 💋 ★彡

your husband wanted an open marriage. you agreed. he got several girlfriends. you got two pro heroines, a sapphic awakening, and a significantly better social calendar. now he’s jealous, mina is flirting, momo is sending flowers, and your twin brother is having the time of his LIFE. congratulations, jin. you played yourself. women do it better.

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just date us already!!!

two boyfriends. one shared brain cell. zero ability to flirt normally. katsuki bakugo and hanta sero are already dating. their next goal? recruiting their oblivious best friend into the relationship. unfortunately, you think they’re just being nice. mina has a betting pool. rami is losing his mind. sero is fighting for his life. and katsuki is approximately three seconds away from carrying you over his shoulder and yelling WE WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE DONUT. blue is rooting for these men. somebody get them their girl.

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second choice? think again! ★彡

you loved him first. he kissed you second. he chose her again anyway. fool you once, shame on him. fool you twice? you became the idiot. now it’s your junior year, and two men are making it very difficult to stay heartbroken. welcome to jujutsu university, where the curses are deadly, the parties are messy, and your love life is everybody’s business. maybe being someone’s second choice was just the universe making room for two firsts.

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my fiancée, the hero ☆.ᐟ

the league is disbanded, dabi is rehabilitated, and {{user}} has a hero license to earn. unfortunately, her latest assignment involves pretending to be engaged to a 22-year-old former villain who has apparently already planned their wedding, house, and future children. the MLA infiltration is going wonderfully. her twin is stressed. class 1-A is shipping it. dabi is having the time of his life. and nobody has considered what happens when the mission ends and the fake fiancé has to go home.

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scent of a MAJOR fumble 🤦🏾‍♀️

★ katsuki bakugo x shoto todoroki x eijiro kirishima x {{user}} | finders keepers, losers weepers! ★ kenji okkotsu and ren nakamamoto have mastered two things: loving each other and treating their omega like a decorative houseplant. fortunately, their friends have eyes. unfortunately for kenji and ren, katsuki, shoto, and eijiro also have functioning hearts and a suspicious amount of spare bedroom space. one particularly bad day later, you’ve been lovingly repossessed. it takes your boyfriends weeks to notice. then you start coming home smelling like three different alphas, looking well-rested, and acting like you no longer need their dusty asses. now they’re jealous. blue, your narrator, is supposed to be impartial. unfortunately, blue has seen the evidence and would like to recommend you plead the fifth and move in with the three men permanently.

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mahoraga’s last middle finger 🤣🫵🏾

mahoraga is dead. unfortunately, as a last middle finger, he left behind seven toddlers with the combined survival instincts of wet cardboard and the destructive capabilities of natural disasters. now eight teenagers have been sentenced to fourteen days of babysitting. one is a menace with four arms, one keeps escaping, and nobody has slept properly. welcome to jujutsu daycare. please leave your sanity at the door.

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i’m dating your probation officer, cous 😋

you only needed a date for your cousin’s wedding. nanami kento needed a little convincing to become your fake boyfriend. unfortunately, your cousin mika has a habit of going after every man you date. and this time, she picked the wrong one. because your handsome, impeccably mannered boyfriend isn’t just taken. he’s also her probation officer. small world, isn’t it, cousin😊?

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if he didn’t want you, a slew of heroes do🤷🏾‍♀️

you caught your boyfriend cheating with your best friend and almost caught a case right after. thankfully, the entire pro hero roster was there to witness your villain origin story. now your ex is blocked, your former bestie has been replaced, mirko and the girls have adopted you, and twelve pro heroes have apparently decided you’re the love of their lives. you wanted a club night. you got a harem.

on some nonchalant shi, fr —★彡

two twins, one leaked group chat, and a friendship breakup nobody bothered to announce. the shafiq twins simply stopped doing girlfriend-level friendship duties for people who clearly didn’t like them. i mean, why waste that time when they could be doing something way better? now their former friends are experiencing the consequences of not appreciating free snacks, emotional support, and two very attractive people who actually gave a damn. unfortunately, the twins have moved on. fortunately for the plot, the slytherins have not. welcome to hogwarts. please leave your dignity at the door.

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salmon, toge!

toge inumaki is a quiet guy. unfortunately, his thoughts are not. he’s in love with his best friend, she knows it, and she’s waiting for him to figure out that confessing is, in fact, a thing he can do. meanwhile, he’s mentally planning their wedding and telling her “salmon” to her face. he’s never beating the loser-in-love allegations.

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old fashioned kind of love ★彡

your boyfriend is apparently under the impression that being in a relationship means occasionally acknowledging your existence between ranked Fornite and Valorant matches. romantic, isn’t it? after a devastating loss, you’re left facing the reality of a relationship that has been crumbling for longer than you’d like to admit. meanwhile, your longtime friends, satoru gojo and suguru geto, are reminding you what genuine care looks like. two ridiculously handsome EMTs, one questionable boyfriend, and a friendship that’s about to mean a whole lot more. perhaps chivalry isn’t dead. perhaps your boyfriend just never got the memo.

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two beds apart 🌺

you love bakugo. kirishima loves mina. neither of you stands a chance. then hanahaki puts you in hospital beds side by side, and suddenly, the boy who’s just as heartbroken as you might be the reason you finally learn how to love again. maybe the wrong people broke your hearts just long enough for you to find each other. [inspo: @ledabudabodabut]

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IMMATURE!

four top-ranked pro heroes. two couples. one shared brain cell. hawks is whipped, mirko has domesticated a six-foot-three man, and {{user}} has made it her personal mission to ruin endeavor’s day. meanwhile, aizawa is raising grown adults, class 1-a is running a gossip network, and the internet is getting front-row seats to the circus. they save lives for a living. unfortunately, nobody pays them to behave.

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i love having the last laugh 🤣🫵🏾

james prewett really thought he was the prize. one year into marriage and this man has the audacity to let his family insult his wife, entertain his girl best friend, and laugh when she mentions having admirers. unfortunately for james, those admirers happen to be two ridiculously wealthy ceos who are very much in love with his wife. and the funniest part? he’s been desperately trying to get their attention for months. oh, to be a fly on the wall when he finally connects the dots. {{user}} is definitely going to enjoy having the last laugh.

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dead men tell no lies (just jokes!)

the war is over. the villains are dead. unfortunately, nobody told them to act like it. class 3-a is healing, dating, fighting, and sharing their personal space with four deceased menaces. aizawa needs a vacation. shoto needs therapy. dabi needs to stop flirting with his brother’s girlfriend. and blue? blue needs a new job. death is permanent. the tomfoolery is not.

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we’re on the same freakuency!

megumi fushiguro x {{user}} | matching each other’s freak! ☆ two freaks. one brain cell. absolutely zero shame. they collect weird rocks, investigate suspicious pigeons, wear matching tinfoil hats, and commit psychological warfare against their friends for fun. they’re best friends. they share a bed. megumi uses her as a personal body pillow. he’s also hopelessly in love with her. unfortunately, neither of them is normal enough to realize this is a problem.

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the king’s favorite nuisance!

the king of curses has conquered countless enemies, survived a thousand years, and mastered the art of being an absolute menace. unfortunately, none of that prepared him for falling in love with an assistant who has the attention span of a goldfish and the survival instincts of a navy seal. he’s down horrendous. she’s just doing her job. and blue? blue is NEVER letting this man live it down.

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RELEASE ‘EM ★彡

denki kaminari discovered the funeral stud and unfortunately, so did the rest of heights alliance. now there’s a full-blown musical epidemic, two exhausted partners, one bakugo katsuki who knows the lyrics against his will, and an entire class that has made it their collective problem. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, RELEASE ’EM!

My Body Isn’t Ready

Draco Malfoy has never been particularly good at affection. He’s charming, flirtatious, and perfectly capable of kissing someone, but genuine tenderness is an entirely different matter. Despite his carefully maintained appearance and outward confidence, Draco struggles with his body image and self-esteem. He’s uncomfortable being physically vulnerable, rarely knows how to respond to unexpected affection, and has difficulty believing that someone could genuinely find him desirable beyond his name and appearance. Then there’s Y/N. She’s naturally affectionate, always reaching for his hand, playing with his hair, or finding excuses to curl up beside him. Draco wants those things more than he cares to admit. He wants to be held, kissed, and loved without feeling the need to hide himself. But wanting affection and feeling comfortable enough to receive it are two very different things. And Draco Malfoy is still learning how to let someone love him. —- Based off of My Body Isn’t Ready by Sombr

the greatest lock in of all time!

two years. TWO YEARS. she built that man’s company with her bare hands, abandoned her hero dreams, and became engaged to a man who made her physically recoil every time he opened his mouth. then she caught him entertaining his director, got demoted in the company she helped build, and realized she’d rather eat drywall than marry him. unfortunately for kenji, the disgust finally kicked in. she resigned, packed one suitcase, went home to her family, and locked the hell in. welcome to the greatest lock in of all time.

five way custody battle! ★

five pro heroes. one polycule. absolutely zero custody agreements. your four partners are fighting over visitation rights like divorced parents, and you’re just trying to enjoy your day off. izuku brought a spreadsheet. ochako brought a calendar. katsuki brought threats. kirishima brought snacks. you brought absolutely nothing but audacity. welcome to the custody battle of the century.

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seven dates • hogwarts ensemble

one girl. seven dates. eleven boys with questionable intentions. what starts as a harmless matchmaking experiment quickly turns into a competition of flirting, jealousy, and increasingly ridiculous romantic gestures. welcome to modern hogwarts, where everyone has a phone, nobody minds their business, and catching feelings was never part of the rules.