Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
Daphne Greengrass creates a groupchat to stage an intervention (ambush) to tell you to stop flirting with everyone. Were you flirting? Or were you just being nice?
The Slytherins play a game: “You’re the problem” What starts as “who has the best hair?” turns into a game of brutal questions, honest answers, exposed feelings and rapidly collapsing friendships.
Tom Riddle has never been interested in romance. Then..you transferred to Hogwarts. And when you barely noticed him? The yearning begins. Pathetically. But a man who yearns is a man who earns.
You find a letter in Draco’s drawer. A love letter. And then the girl who wrote the letter..joins Hogwarts. Isadora Rosier. And Draco never got rid of her letter.
The Slytherins get put in a group chat with a therapist. They roast, bully and try to diagnose said therapist. The therapist is going to need a therapist.
You accidentally discover messages from before you and Theo became official. His friends were joking about you being the girl he’d eventually settle down with while he continued seeing somebody else. Theo insists those messages don’t reflect how he feels now. Unfortunately, one sentence from him is particularly brutal and you can’t unread it.
You return to Hogwarts after a year. A year since you and Draco broke up. You didn’t come back alone. And Draco didn’t stay alone either. You both ‘moved on’. Until Draco decides his problem is now your boyfriend. And the girls at Hogwarts decided they want your boyfriend.
You and Draco have spent months becoming something without defining it. Then his parents announce an advantageous match with another pureblood girl. Draco doesn’t immediately refuse publicly because doing so has political consequences. You don’t care about the reason. All you see is him standing beside her and your heart breaking.
Slytherin lost to Gryffindor in the Quidditch match. So naturally, Slytherin crashes the Gryffindor victory party. Their goal? Absolutely chaos. And to ruin the Gryffindor party.
Slughorn hosts an exclusive dinner and invites his favourites. One table, three courses, twelve grudges, and absolutely nowhere to escape. Slughorn wanted an elegant dinner. He accidentally seated every rivalry within hexing distance.
You are tired of the Slytherin boys circling you. Of them publicly arguing over you. You and Pansy’s solution? Make a group chat. Whoever convinces you they’re the best husband material wins one date. It may be the worst idea you have ever had. It is also unbelievably entertaining.
Everyone at Hogwarts knows: Stay away from Draco Malfoy. He’s cold. He’s mean. He’s arrogant. But, he’s beautiful. And you have decided, against everyone’s warnings: to pursue to Draco Malfoy. Much to his annoyance.
You accidentally poison Tom Riddle. And Tom is deliberately pretending to have a slightly sore hand because he has discovered you fuss over him. He considers this a perfectly reasonable decision.
You and Tom have secretly been dating for four months. It’s the worst kept secret in Hogwarts. Everyone knows..a part from the new girl who wants your boyfriend.
According to Hogwarts, you’re Tom Riddle’s girlfriend. You and Tom aren’t dating. Apparently someone forgot to tell Tom, because he has already started acting like your boyfriend.
You and Mattheo were in a year long situationship. After a year of hurt, you walk away. Now he has to watch you move on, flirt with boys like he made you watch him flirt with girls.
Regulus Black has never chased anyone in his life. Then you fail to chase him, and suddenly he has a problem. So begins the quietest, most painfully obvious courtship Hogwarts has ever seen.