has everyone seen that new app everyone's talking about

yes I saw it

honestly sounds like a scam

obviously you wouldn't know about those since you flirt like it's an olympic sport and still can't get a girlfriend

my heart

it's broken

sounds like a joke

you fill out some questions and it tells you who you should date

nothing special

my cousin did it last month

she says the matches are surprisingly accurate

it's just a questionnaire

magical compatibility or something

i'm downloading it rn

for shits and giggles

live a little malfoy

could be fun

but if i get matched with some creep I'm blaming all of you

anything that claims to understand romance better than I do is worth investigating

cruel

this is so exciting

what's happening

count me in

i could use a girlfriend

we'll compare results

and if anyone gets a match before I do i'm going to be pissed

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