Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
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@hannahriddleANONYMOUS
has created: CONFESSIONALS
added: Y/n, Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Harry Potter, Regulus Black, Archer Black, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Cordelia Prewett, Lottie Fairfax, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Draco
What is this.
Mattheo Riddle
excellent question princess
Draco Malfoy
Don’t call me that.
Fred Weasley
I think you should keep calling him that.
George Weasley
Seconded.
Ron Weasley
Why am I here?
Hermione Granger
That was going to be my question.
Lorenzo Berkshire
personally i'm choosing to believe we've all been selected for something prestigious
Blaise Zabini
Then your presence rather disproves the theory.
Lorenzo Berkshire
wow. thirty seconds in.
Pansy Parkinson
Who made this?
Harry Potter
It says Anonymous.
Draco Malfoy
Thank you, Potter. Astonishing contribution.
Harry Potter
You asked who made it.
Draco Malfoy
I can read.
Mattheo Riddle
debatable
Cordelia Prewitt
Can whoever added me remove me?
George Weasley
You can leave yourself.
Cordelia Prewitt
I know that.
Fred Weasley
Then this has been a productive meeting.
Cordelia Prewitt
I’ve been here less than a minute and I already regret knowing all of you.
Lottie Fairfax
Hi everyone 🥰
Pansy Parkinson
Lottie, why are you greeting us like this is a normal group chat?
Lottie Fairfax
manners?
Mattheo Riddle
fucking disgusting
Lottie Fairfax
:(
Mattheo Riddle
no wait don’t do the sad face i take it back
Blaise Zabini
Pathetic.
Regulus Black
Has anyone considered simply not responding until whoever created this explains themselves?
Archer Black
You responded.
Regulus Black
To suggest silence.
Archer Black
Admirable commitment to the principle.
Theodore Nott
He walked into that one.
Regulus Black
Theodore.
Theodore Nott
Regulus.
Fred Weasley
Oh good, they’re flirting.
Regulus Black
We are not.
George Weasley
Denial this early is concerning.
Draco Malfoy
Can everyone stop talking for five seconds?
Mattheo Riddle
no
Draco Malfoy
Of course not.
Harry Potter
Maybe it’s one of those school announcement things?
Hermione Granger
An official Hogwarts announcement would not be run by an account called Anonymous.
Ron Weasley
Could be Peeves.
Hermione Granger
Peeves does not own a phone.
Ron Weasley
You don’t know that.
Hermione Granger
Ronald.
Ron Weasley
I’m just saying, if anyone at Hogwarts could somehow acquire one specifically to ruin our lives, it would be him.
Pansy Parkinson
Actually, that’s the first intelligent thing Weasley has said.
Ron Weasley
I’m choosing to hear that as a compliment.
Draco Malfoy
I’m not.
Cordelia
It’s strange. Why do you think we’ve been added?
Mattheo Riddle
conspiracy
Lottie Fairfax
Maybe it’s a nice thing!
Pansy Parkinson
Out of character for you.
Lottie Fairfax
I’ve been here less than a minute and I already regret knowing all of you.
ANONYMOUS
One of the Slytherin boys spends longer on his hair than most of the girls.