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The Author Regrets Nothing

Til Death Do Us Part- M.R.

you married mattheo riddle. unfortunately, he still acts like he’s single. he wanted you gone before the wedding. now you’re stuck sharing his surname, his expensive flat, and a husband who would rather spend his evenings with daphne greengrass than his own wife. the contract is permanent. the marriage is final. and mattheo riddle has absolutely no intention of falling in love with you. i’d say good luck, but at this point you may need divine intervention more.

Arranged MarriageHurt No ComfortCheatingHeavy AngstMarried CoupleSlow BurnJealousyPossessive BehaviorUnhealthy RelationshipsThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@riddleapproved

Mission failed successfully?

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ After Draco and Pansy deliberately sabotage your arranged marriage, you turn the tables by marrying his bestfriends, Blaise and Mattheo.

CheatingArranged MarriageBest FriendsSabotageRevengeThe Author Regrets NothingEvil Author DayBAMF WomenDraco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson FriendshipDraco Malfoy is a Little ShitGood Blaise ZabiniPlot Twists
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@Sourpariahgirl

Our little friend

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Bella may be dating Edward and Jacob, but their favorite girl is back in town, and between the boys spoiling her rotten, two families enabling her every move, and Bella becoming the punchline of her own jealousy, Forks is in for a very entertaining disaster.

Bella Swan BashingChildhood FriendsBest FriendsCompetitionComplicated RelationshipsLove TrianglesRevengeThe Author Regrets NothingEvil Author DayBella Swan with a BackboneDramaMessy
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@Sourpariahgirl

pretty when you cry 𑣲 t.n

dating theodore nott means having a very clingy, very anxious and very emotional boyfriend. unfortunately, nobody warned you he’d cry this much.

Established RelationshipRomanceHurt/ComfortEmotional Hurt/ComfortLight AngstCryingAnxiety DisorderTheodore Nott Needs a HugThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@notts

The MOTHER of All Lies 🤰🏻

Jacob Black is going to be a DAD. He’s in love, his imprint is expecting their first baby, and he’s officially entered his insufferably proud father era. Life is good. Unfortunately, Bella Swan has noticed. After years of being Jacob’s emotional center of gravity, she’s discovering that he’s perfectly capable of living without her. So, naturally, she announces that she’s pregnant, too. One tiny problem: she’s not. Edward is supportive, Jacob is blissfully distracted by his actual growing family, and Bella is about to discover that competing with a pregnant woman for attention is one thing. Competing with an entire pack of overprotective werewolves is another. A choice-driven Twilight roleplay with Bella bashing, jealousy, messy family drama, and a Jacob Black who has absolutely no chill about becoming a father. TWILIGHT REWRITE | JACOB BLACK LI | BELLA BASH 🎉

Bella Swan BashingHuman Bella SwanPregnancyImprinting (Twilight)Twilight Series RewriteJacob Black Deserves BetterEdward Cullen Needs a HugWerewolf MatesThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@merrittslyth

𝗗𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘁 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 | ᵀᴺ

𝑨 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒗𝒐𝒘𝒔, 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅’𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏, 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑵𝒐𝒘, 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅, 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔.

MiscarriagePregnancyMorally Grey Theodore NottHurt No ComfortGrief/MourningJealousyMisunderstandingsCheatingSecret RelationshipFamily FeelsEmotional ManipulationArranged MarriageSelf-HatredThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@UnderGuidance

Anonymous confessions

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Class 3-A opens an anonymous confession box and discovers that their classmates are somehow significantly more unhinged than their villains, their teachers, and possibly the entire U.A. staff combined.

Third Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)Class 1-A Shenanigans (My Hero Academia)JudgmentSecond-Hand EmbarrassmentConfessionsMystery StoriesFunnyShockJokesHumorAizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So DoneEvil Author DayThe Author Regrets NothingShinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A
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@Sourpariahgirl

[AIZAWA VER] Hey there, big boy!

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Aizawa spent years thinking nobody wanted a big boy, only for U.A.’s newest teacher to make him the most spoiled, adored, and fiercely claimed man in Japan and suddenly everybody wants a slice of the beefcake they rejected.

Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Significant OtherCrushesFalling In LoveClass 1-A as Family (My Hero Academia)JealousyThe Author Regrets NothingBoys In LoveRomanceCuteHumorFriends to Lovers
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@Sourpariahgirl

True loves bite

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ After Edward accidentally changes your life forever, turning you into a vampire, he starts choosing you over Bella, and between the Cullen family’s obvious favoritism, Bella’s growing resentment, and a few centuries’ worth of supernatural relationship drama, Forks is about to get a whole lot messier.

Bella Swan BashingBella Swan with a BackboneProtective Edward CullenClaimingBoys In LoveBest FriendsCheatingRevengeThe Author Regrets NothingVampire BitesVampire TurningLove TrianglesSoul BondMating BondLight Angst
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@Sourpariahgirl

WHO R U BOI?!

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Katsuki spent months begging you to leave him alone, and now that you’ve actually done it, suddenly everybody wants a turn and he’s experiencing the consequences of his own stupidity.

AmnesiaMemory LossAngstLove ConfessionsLove TrianglesBakugou Katsuki Faces ConsequencesClass 1-A as Family (My Hero Academia)CrushesHurt/ComfortThe Author Regrets EverythingThe Author Regrets NothingThird Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)
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@Sourpariahgirl

Pretty Little Betrayals

Your so-called friends left you alone in the Forbidden Forest, all because the boys they wanted couldn’t stop paying attention to you. Daphne, Pansy, Astoria, and Serene had been hiding their jealousy behind fake smiles for years. Now, stranded in the freezing darkness, you’re about to discover just how cruel your friends can be.

BetrayalAngstHurt/ComfortDramaPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDJealousyCryingAmbiguous/Open EndingBanterGuiltBullyingThe Author Regrets NothingBest FriendsPopularityRevenge
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@prettyinpinks

Stay Down, Pretty Thing

A quick trip to the bank turns into a nightmare when four men in skull balaclavas storm inside and take everyone hostage. Y/N knows them only as Reaper, Hound, Saint, and Ghost—and she plans to keep her head down long enough to survive them. But when the robbery goes wrong and police surround the building, hours trapped together turn fear into fixation, tension into unwanted attraction, and Y/N into the one hostage all four men start paying far too much attention to. What was supposed to be a clean job becomes something darker when four masked criminals realize escaping the bank might not be the only thing they want anymore.

Dead Dove: Do Not EatBank RobberyMasksHostage SituationsForced ProximityThe Author Regrets NothingDarkExplicit Language
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@kingkay

if u even care

i am going to start posting requests for alternate versions of previously published stories to my alternate account @mattheodore i dont want to leave anyone hanging, so im getting plus for my burner and the stories on that account will perform exact same way as on here (same character profiles, same bot rules, same narrators, etc). if you leave a request here on my main account, i will write down your user and tag you in the story once it’s made on the alternate! starting tomorrow i’ll only be posting 2 stories a day here. 1 noah kahan inspired story in the morning and 1 random idea in the afternoon (est). and starting in december it will be one new story a day. i appreciate everyone’s support. i want to be able to give yall exactly what you ask for without overwhelming my main account ty love u all ps. there is something in my bio

TextingThis Is STUPIDThe Author Regrets NothingThe Author Regrets Everything
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@darkmark

silver springs – s. gojo

i know i could have loved you but you would not let me—was i just a fool? i'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you—give me just a chance.

AngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnGrief/MourningPast Relationship(s)Ambiguous/Open EndingIntrospectionAngst and FeelsGojo Satoru-centricGojo Satoru is Bad at FeelingsTouch-Starved Gojo SatoruJujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen)Angst and Hurt/ComfortRomanceThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@bakugou

So uh what?!

500?? REALLY?? Okay, thank you!!! None of this would have been possible without everyone who's always here supporting me. And there are quite a few of you, and you all know that I love you. So THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! I also want to thank Chloe for telling me to start making Marvel bots because they're going CRAZY 😭 Thank you Chloe, I love you so so much!!! Besides that, I mainly want to say: make bots that make YOU happy and that YOU genuinely enjoy making. Don't worry about whether they'll get popular or not. Make what YOU want to make! Thank you all so much for following me 😭😭 And if you have any requests for specific bots, leave them in the comments or add me on Discord: Thuutje! Lastly, feel free to promote yourselves in the comments 🫶🏼

The Author Regrets Nothing
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@Thu

The quidditch rivals || D.M

You and Draco Malfoy are quidditch rivals/enemies. However, in private you guys get together all the time. But after many meet up’s, Draco accidentally gets you pregnant. And he slowly falls in love with you.

Hate to LovePregnancyAngstSlow BurnFalling In LoveThe Author Regrets NothingQuidditchGryffindor vs. Slytherin Rivalry
12m
@deathlysallows

An Explosion of Regret ~ B.K.

After accidentally injuring {y/n} during a U.A. training exercise, Katsuki Bakugou struggles with overwhelming guilt as they navigate permanent injuries, emotional trauma, and the difficult process of rebuilding broken trust.

Bakugou Katsuki Faces ConsequencesBakugou Katsuki Needs a HugBakugou Katsuki AngstBakugou Katsuki ApologizesGuilty Bakugou KatsukiHeavy AngstAngst and Hurt/ComfortQuirk Accident (My Hero Academia)GuiltInjuryInjury RecoveryTraumaU.A. is a University (My Hero Academia)Second Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)The Author Regrets Nothing
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@tangerineboy

such a good boy, teddy. ♡

Your boyfriend, Theo, is the clingiest, neediest puppy boy Hogwarts has ever seen. He follows you everywhere, constantly begs for affection, and gets ridiculously jealous whenever another boy gives you attention. Unfortunately, his best friend Mattheo thinks this is the funniest thing in the world. ———⋆୨♡୧⋆——— HAHHAHAHHAHAH sorry.

Crack Treated SeriouslyRomanceFluffNeedinessEstablished RelationshipCuteHumorThe Author Regrets EverythingThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@vaee

The rich catfish

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ Two girls stole your face to scam two billionaires, but now you’re accidentally best friends with their bank accounts, and the only thing richer than the men is the impending karma.

Secret IdentityFalse IdentitySecretsIdentity RevealAshido Mina is a Little ShitAged-Up Character(s)Love TrianglesBetrayalThe Author Regrets NothingEvil Author DayRevengeRomantic ComedyDrama & RomanceManipulationRich Bakugou Katsuki
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@Sourpariahgirl

Accept the biceps

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ PLUS-SIZED {USER} X BUFF BIG BOY EIJIRO KIRISHIMA (NO ABS) | A harmless abs-or-biceps debate turns into a campus-wide appreciation session when Eijiro shows up sleeveless, leaving you spoiled, your boyfriend showing off, and the girls just a little envious of what you’ve got.

CrackMusclesHotKirishima Eijirou is a Good Significant OtherDomestic FluffFluff and HumorDramaJealousyMessyThe Author Regrets NothingJokesBickeringClass 1-A Shenanigans (My Hero Academia)Kirishima Eijirou is a Ray of SunshineAlternate Universe - College/University
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@Sourpariahgirl

Happy Birthday, I guess

Y/N and Astoria have always shared a birthday. Everyone knows it. But this year, their friends spend weeks planning Astoria the perfect celebration—choosing gifts, decorations, food, and surprises right in front of Y/N without ever realizing what they’re doing. By the time the day arrives, everything is perfect. For Astoria. They didn’t forget Y/N’s birthday. They forgot Y/N.

Emotional HurtHurt No ComfortHeartbreakBirthdaySlytherins Being SlytherinsAngstAngst and FeelsDepressingAmbiguous/Open EndingThe Author Regrets NothingHogwarts Seventh Year
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@CedesMalfoy

Hey there big boy! ✩₊˚.⋆☄︎

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ | When , a girl who LOVES her big boys, falls for big, muscular, soft-bodied Eijiro Kirishima, he finally gets the love he deserves leaving Mina Ashido jealous, his boys cheering, and everyone else wondering how the they overlooked the whole man. ⋆｡°✩ ━━━ ⋆｡° ᯓ★ °｡⋆ ━━━ ✩°｡⋆ IB: BIG BOY BY SZA:🎶It's cuffin' season, And now we've got a reason. To get a big boy, I need a big boy, Give me a big boy 🎶

Boys In LoveThe Author Regrets NothingThird Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)FluffJealousySoftHumorKirishima Eijirou is a Ray of SunshineKirishima Eijirou Needs a HugCuteFriends to LoversMutual PiningLove ConfessionsCrush at First SightKirishima Eijirou is Whipped
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@Sourpariahgirl

I can hear you

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ ~ You thought your husbands were emotionally unavailable until you accidentally unlocked their inner monologues, and now Edward Cullen and Jacob Black have absolutely NO idea their wife can hear every lovesick, jealous, and utterly ridiculous thought in their heads.

PolygamyTwilight Series ReferencesSecretsMind GamesMind ManipulationThe Author Regrets NothingEvil Author DayBoys In LoveFunnyCompetitionJealousy
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@Sourpariahgirl

Imperfect Substitute .ೃ࿔ T.N

Theodore’s new girlfriend that looks exactly like you is now framing you for the bruises all over her body. Unfortunately everyone believes her.

Hurt No ComfortJealousyBloodCryingPossessive BehaviorAmbiguous/Open EndingThe Author Regrets NothingTeen AngstEmotional ManipulationBullyingDrama & RomanceUnresolved Romantic TensionProtectivenessFalse IdentityLoneliness
1.7m
@prettyinpinks

The Daycare Incident | S.FG

One drunken text. One Slytherin group chat. Eight collective breakdowns. “What if I change my throat’s name to ‘daycare’ so the blokes can drop their kids off?” Hogwarts’ most composed girl has a feral sense of humor, and the Slytherins are about to learn that the hard way. Merlin, please help them.

TextingDrunk TextingCrackFunnyHumorSlytherins Being SlytherinsThe Author Regrets NothingHogwarts Seventh Year
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@mattheosmenace

K.B VER. Hey there big boy!

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ | THE KATSUKI VERSION AS REQUESTED, SAME STORY JUST KATSUKI’S VERSION! ⋆｡°✩ ━━━ ⋆｡° ᯓ★ °｡⋆ ━━━ ✩°｡⋆ IB: BIG BOY BY SZA:🎶It's cuffin' season, And now we've got a reason. To get a big boy, I need a big boy, Give me a big boy🎶

Boys In LoveThe Author Regrets NothingFluffJealousySoftBakugou Katsuki is WhippedBakugou Katsuki Needs a HugSoft Bakugou KatsukiBakugou Katsuki in LoveCuteFriends to LoversMutual PiningCrush at First SightLove ConfessionsBakugou Katsuki Has Feelings
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@Sourpariahgirl

May The Best Manipulator Win 💋

♡ What happens when Mika—victimhood pick-me—meets you, a pro manipulator—who’s never needed to cry a few tears for a man’s salvation? Yeah. Let’s see who wins that one, shall we?

ManipulationHurt/ComfortEmotional BaggageJujutsu Kaisen ReferencesStudentsDramaJealousyFunnyBanterThe Author Regrets NothingAlternate Universe - College/University
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@aizawalicious

Borrowed Husband and Baby

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ | Shoto spent seven years promising {{user}} he never wanted children, so naturally his best friend being pregnant with his baby and legally married to him one month before their wedding was apparently the fucking plot twist nobody saw coming.

PregnancyCheatingMoving OnMarriage of ConvenienceTodoroki Shouto is a Little ShitHurt/ComfortBackground PolyBreak UpChildhood FriendsAngstThe Author Regrets NothingProtective Ashido MinaProtective Jirou KyoukaProtective Asui TsuyuKirishima Eijirou is Whipped
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@Sourpariahgirl

The Betting Pool || M.P M.W

The Puzzlevision Studio crew started making a betting pool about Mr Puzzles and Mr WPNZ relationship, without realising you're also involved. (Read the premise for more information)

PolyamoryHumorEstablished RelationshipPost-CanonIdiots in LoveSecret RelationshipThe Author Regrets NothingPet Names
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@Asteriaalstars

♡ Sukuna Ryomen | Two Mouthes For A Reason

You called Sukuna boring, now he’s getting smug and revealing his second mouth. The problem is that they’re now beefing.

Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Extra MouthsRomantic ComedyBanterBickeringEvil LaughterDramaSweetFunnyJealousySukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna is a Little ShitEstablished RelationshipThe Author Regrets NothingChaos
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@aizawalicious

petty b.tches

Y/N has always considered Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, and Marianna Bianchi her closest friends. They are practically inseparable at Hogwarts, always together at meals, parties, shopping trips, and Slytherin gatherings. What Y/N doesn't know is that the four girls have a separate group chat where they constantly gossip about her, make fun of her, and complain about how annoying they find her.

Slytherins Being SlytherinsSlytherin PoliticsSlytherin ReaderSlytherin PrideOriginal Character(s)Ambiguous/Open EndingThe Author Regrets NothingTextingSocial Media
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@sleepyhoney

The bloodline vs 946

You are Jimmy and Jey USO’s sister and your brothers have been having problems with the 946 for a while so when you find out Jaida Parker your old best friend has joined 946 you go to Adam Pearce and ask him to make the bloodline vs the 946 match a mix tag team match so it’s you Jimmy Jey and solo against Royce keys Bronco Nima Lucien Price and Jadia Parker

WrestlingDramaViolenceBloodSwearingThe Author Regrets NothingFamily
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@ash_ac16

Something Older Than Sleep | R.S X YN

[READ PREMISE FOR MORE INFO] You’ve been having the same nightmares for weeks. Red skies, suffocating darkness, and a rather unfortunate-looking creature with four arms, four eyes, and a mouth on its stomach. Naturally, you’ve decided your brain is simply being an asshole. Unfortunately, the creature in question is very real. Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses, has existed for centuries, feared by humanity and worshipped by none. He’s cruel, arrogant, sadistic, and about as approachable as a natural disaster. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, he’s developed a rather personal interest in you. He visits your dreams, watches you sleep, and has somehow grown fond of your little human existence. Something he’d sooner tear the world apart than openly admit. You, on the other hand, are just trying to get a decent night’s sleep. It’s difficult to have sweet dreams when the King of Curses has decided you’re his favorite.

Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Original FormSukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Extra MouthsSukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna is Bad at FeelingsRomanceSlow BurnDomestic FluffPsychological HorrorBody HorrorHorrorNightmaresSleep DeprivationAlternate Universe - Modern SettingThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@Hanako_WTF

Know your place

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ | One spoiled wife, three ambitious women who refuse to treat her like the CEO’s wife, and a corporate empire where every lunch, meeting, party, and encounter can turn into a competition. They don’t care that {{user}} is married to the three most powerful men in the company, they want to prove they belong in their world, even if it means constantly challenging, provoking, and competing with her.

CEOAlternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia)PolygamyMarriageJealousyBoys In LoveWomen Being AwesomeWomen In PowerConflict of InterestsMessyDramaBickeringThe Author Regrets NothingSimp Bakugou KatsukiShinsou Hitoshi is Whipped
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@Sourpariahgirl

The Chamber Of Sleepovers.

you joined the chamber of secrets to talk about slytherin boys and harry potter. now, you’re invited to the admins sleepover and things are getting silly. want to join the chamber of secrets? join here. -> https://discord.gg/chamberofsecrets

The Author Regrets Nothing
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@asphodels

we listen and we judge.

your boyfriend has greasy hair, zero date plans, and eight people praying on his downfall. you only wanted to vent in the group chat. now he’s getting dragged. your dms are suspiciously busy, and “you deserve better” is starting to sound a lot like “pick me.” .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. (another self indulgent, sry not sry) use this as a place to vent ab ur shitty partner :P

HumorTextingBullyingGossipComedyBanterFlirtingRomantic ComedyFluff and HumorJudgmentCrackThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@malfoyism

the tiniest coffin , t.n

It had been six months since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Theodore Nott was standing in his kitchen, staring at a birthday cake meant for a little girl who would never get to blow out her candles. Today would have been his daughter's birthday, something he'd managed to forget until he came downstairs and found the cake sitting on the counter. It was her favourite flavour, decorated in her favourite colours, with the number she'd been so excited to turn written across the top. Beside it sat a neatly wrapped present they'd bought before the war, back when neither of them imagined there would come a day when they wouldn't have a daughter to give it to.

Grief/MourningChild DeathAngstHurt No ComfortHeavy AngstSlytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)PainAlternate Universe - Modern SettingDarkEmotional HurtSelf-HatredThe Author Regrets NothingBittersweetUnhealthy Coping Mechanisms
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@sleepyhoney

riddle’s greatest mistake.

Sent to recruit {{user}}, a beautiful, ruthless psychopath. Mattheo Riddle expects an easy mission. Instead, he finds his greatest obsession. The Dark Lord wanted her loyalty. His son wants her.

Hurt No ComfortHeavy AngstSlow BurnJealousyPossessive BehaviorUnhealthy RelationshipsThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@veylora

Thanks, Obama.

first of all, 2.1K FOLLOWERS??? you guys are actually insane. thank you so so much for all the love and support on my stories. whether you've been here since the beginning or just found my profile, i appreciate every single one of you. come say hello in my comments!! alsooo, i'm taking story requests!!!! if you have any suggestions, ideas, tropes, collab requests, or completely unhinged scenarios you want me to turn into a story, PLEASE send them my way. my brain is running on fumes and delusion at this point. anyways, as a little thank you for 2.1k, please enjoy this absolute fever dream of a crack story. i have no explanation for it, and frankly, i don't think i owe anyone one. love you, mean it. 💋

Crack Treated SeriouslyAmerican PresidentsEstablished RelationshipNonsenseThe Author Regrets NothingThe Author Regrets Everything
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@nagini

𐙚 ⟢⋆ OOC GIYUU TOMIOKA ⋆⟣ 𐙚

𐙚₊˚⊹ The Hashira adore {{user}} and turn Giyu’s painfully obvious crush into their favorite group activity, orchestrating romantic chaos, teasing, jealousy, and matchmaking while remaining fiercely loyal friends and formidable demon slayers. 𐙚₊˚⊹ ━━━ ⋆⟢⋆ ━━━ ⊹˚₊𐙚 ♫ currently setting the mood: “Feelz” — Lil peep

Tomioka Giyuu is a MessSoft Tomioka GiyuuOut of CharacterLove TrianglesCompetitionMentioned Demon Slayer Corps Hashira | PillarsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingComplicated RelationshipsTensionBest FriendsThe Author Regrets Nothing
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@indecisivebrat

HOLES [TRANS MALE Y/N] (2003)

(I actually made this based off of a real experience I have, but it wasn’t a camp it wasn’t someone who was a grown adult. It was my best friend doing it on purpose. And it I had to explain it to the person who she said my dad name to like yeah so this is just like a quick little highlight I made just based off my personal experience, changing it into cool book scenario)

CampTrans Male CharacterTransphobiaDramaSlice of LifeThe Author Regrets NothingAliens Made Them Do ItDisney References
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Lorenzo Berkshire loves you—or at least, he believes he does. Every day, he eagerly tells you about his life, his problems, and his victories, expecting you to listen with unwavering attention. But whenever you try to share your own thoughts, your day, or your feelings, he interrupts, changes the subject, or dismisses them without realizing the damage he's causing. As you slowly stop speaking altogether, Lorenzo is forced to confront a painful truth: loving someone means listening to them too, and he may have realized that far too late.

AngstEstablished RelationshipAlternate Universe - Modern SettingHurt No ComfortMental Health IssuesAnxietyMiscommunicationThe Author Regrets NothingUnhealthy Coping MechanismsHeavy Angst
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