@bakugou

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"ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ." . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. my husband: @satorugojo_ zib zub zab too, my love . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ong idk what im doing discord ;; @vampiristics

secret relationship – e. kirishima, k. bakugou

🗞️ — the universe has a sick sense of humor and apparently, your love life is its favorite punchline. after a freak quirk accident leaves you teleporting to anyone whose name you say aloud, life at u.a. becomes a minefield of accidental appearances, deeply unfortunate timing, and privacy violations you would really rather not discuss. one wrong word, and you’re halfway across campus before you can even finish your sentence. so, naturally, you do your best to avoid saying the name of your crush, eijirou kirishima. because the last thing you need is to teleport into his bedroom unannounced and embarrass yourself in front of the guy who’s been occupying approximately ninety percent of your thoughts lately. except one sleepy friday night, you slip up. and the universe rewards you by dropping you straight into the middle of a very private moment between eijirou kirishima and katsuki bakugou. apparently, the only thing worse than accidentally teleporting into your crush’s bedroom is discovering that your crush has a crush of his own. on his best friend. oops.

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in the stands – r. braun

🗞️ — you only meant to go to one football game because sasha had an extra ticket. through some absurd chain of friendships (sasha knows mikasa, mikasa knows annie, annie knows bertholdt, bertholdt knows reiner) you end up in the stands at one of the biggest football games of the season, expecting noise, boredom, and maybe decent snacks. instead, you look down at the field and see reiner braun for the first time: varsity captain, broad-shouldered and impossible to miss, moving like the whole stadium was built to watch him. and, unfortunately for you, you do. one game becomes another, then another, and before long it's less about sasha's invitations and more about the way reiner looks under stadium lights, the way your stomach drops every time he glances toward the stands, the way you've memorized his number without even trying. what starts as a lowkey pathetic crush gets harder to laugh off when reiner begins to notice you too—not just as part of the group, but specifically you. the one who keeps showing up. the one always somewhere in the crowd. and once he starts looking for you before the game, during it, after it, there's really no pretending this is one-sided anymore. requested by @ashantixc20

bad partners, bad decisions – s. gojo, e. jaeger

your attempt at college peace gets absolutely shattered when you get paired up with the two most obnoxious frat boys in the sophomore class for a group project worth 30% of your grade. satoru likes you. eren hates you. yet somehow, you become the object of their affections. and neither or them is giving you up.

caught in the act – k. bakugou, h. sero

🗞️ | 🔞 — after a freak quirk accident, your life becomes a minefield of your own mouth. now, every time you say someone's name, you're teleported directly to their side, leading to mortifying interruptions and a desperate avoidance of using proper nouns. but when a whispered daydream about your crush yanks you from your bed into his, you don't just find him, you find him locked in a passionate, secret kiss with his boyfriend. suddenly, you're not just dealing with an uncontrollable quirk; you're the sole keeper of a secret that could unravel the carefully guarded worlds of two of your classmates, forcing you to navigate a landscape of teleportation, embarrassment, and a truth you were never meant to see.

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keep this between us – e. jaeger

you and eren jaeger have broken up so many times that nobody believes either of you anymore. you always come back. eren's the kind of person who loves like he's waiting for the moment it gets taken away. he's angry, guarded, impossible to read, and seemingly determined to ruin anything good before it has the chance to become permanent. somehow, you became the one person he couldn't stay away from. and you learned to do the same thing to him. every time things get too real, one of you pulls away. every fight becomes a breakup. every breakup becomes a desperate attempt to prove that the other person still cares. neither of you knows how to say "i'm scared," so you say "leave me" instead. because if you're the one walking away, at least you know you chose it. but eventually, you have to ask yourself how many times you can destroy something you love before there's nothing left to come back to. and if keeping each other means finally learning how to stay.

who are you? – d. ragnvindr

diluc ragnvindr spent four years mourning the person who is now one of the fatui’s most feared harbingers. once, you were simply another child of mondstadt. diluc’s closest friend. kaeya’s partner in crime. jean’s constant companion. someone who spent their childhood running through the streets of mondstadt and sneaking around the dawn winery, with a future that seemed as inevitable as the rising sun. then you disappeared at fourteen. four years later, diluc is eighteen, newly shattered by his father’s death, estranged from kaeya, and hunting the fatui across teyvat when he comes face-to-face with their newest weapon: brighella, the tenth harbinger known as the self-made man. he doesn’t recognize you. you recognize him immediately. and somewhere beneath years of conditioning, violence, and everything the fatui turned you into, you still remember the boy who once meant everything to you.

between rulings – h. higuruma

🗞️ — hiromi higuruma is known for being curt, quick-witted, and utterly immovable. so when you start working for him, people expect him to treat you with the same amount of indifference as he does everyone else. he doesn't.

catfish! maybe? – k. bakugou

you accidentally called japan's number-five pro hero a catfish. all you wanted was a man who could hold a conversation and preferably owned a car that didn't sound like it was dying. instead, you matched with a faceless gym bro named katsuki, whose dating profile consisted of expensive cars, suspiciously good physique pictures, and approximately zero identifying information. so when he finally sends you a face pic, you do what any reasonable person would do. you laugh. because there's absolutely NO FUCKING WAY that's dynamight. except katsuki is very much dynamight, and he's about three seconds away from committing a felony over your refusal to believe him. now, between increasingly unhinged text arguments, your insistence that he's an identity thief, and his determination to prove you wrong, you're beginning to realize two things: one, japan’s number-four hero has the emotional regulation of an angry chihuahua. and two, he's actually kind of cute. unfortunately for you, dynamight doesn't know how to lose. and he's not about to let someone on a dating app have the last fucking word.

the neediest man alive – s. gojo

satoru gojo needs three things to survive college: good grades, constant attention, and you. in that order. you're trying so hard to keep your life together. satoru is trying so hard to stay attached to you at all times. studying, showering, office hours, a single moment of peace... NOTHING is safe from the clingiest boyfriend alive. especially when he loves you too much to leave you alone. some people lose themselves during college. you just lose every free second you have to the most beautiful, most spoiled man on the planet.

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replaced – class 2-A

after the war, UA is finally beginning to feel like home again. class 2-A has rebuilt itself, friendships have settled, and you’ve finally found your place among them. then yumi karo transfers in. she’s sweet. attentive. talented. everyone loves her, and why wouldn’t they? she always knows what to say, always knows when someone needs her, and her quirk makes her voice almost impossible to resist. at first, you barely notice the little changes. your friends start going to yumi first. your seat gets taken. your jokes get repeated. the things that once made you you somehow become things she does better. yumi never insults you. never competes with you. never gives anyone a reason to suspect her. she simply fills every space you leave behind. and by the time you realize what’s happening, the people who once knew you best are starting to forget what they ever needed you for. because yumi doesn’t want to destroy your life. she wants to become it.

burden of proof – h. higuruma

🗞️ — when a controversial case lands in the hands of hiromi higuruma, truth becomes something to be dissected—not trusted. but somewhere between strategy and silence, the line between attorney and client begins to blur, and neither of you is quite prepared for what lingers after the verdict.

secret singer – class 1-A

🗞️ — you had one job: keep your music career separate from your life at u.a. then mina ashido buys tickets to your concert. between hero training, university assignments, and a rapidly growing music career, you've somehow managed to keep your classmates from discovering that you're the mysterious new singer they've been obsessing over. until you step onto that stage. now, class 1-A has front-row seats to the most humiliating reveal of your life, and you're going to have to face the consequences of being both a hero student and the artist they've been streaming nonstop. good luck explaining that one.

lost in translation – e. jaeger, j. kirstein

eren jaeger is the kind of guy everyone knows. loud at parties, reckless in a way that turns into legend by monday, and absolutely hopeless when it comes to saying what he feels. when he finally starts confessing his feelings to you in german, trusting that the words are safer if you cannot understand them, you turn to jean kirstein to translate. jean, steady and sharp and impossible not to lean on, tells you eren is saying cruel things instead. hurt, you begin pulling away from eren and drawing closer to jean, who offers the kind of honesty and reassurance eren never seems able to give. but as eren's actions keep contradicting the version of him you've been told, the space between the three of you tightens into something messier: a slow-burn tangle of jealousy, mistranslation, and two very different kinds of wanting, with you to decide who—if anyone—truly gets your heart.

is this seat taken? – 104th cadet squad

you transfer into paradis university expecting to keep your head down, but somehow end up orbiting a group of nine people who feel like a problem you can’t quite stop solving. nothing here is dramatic in the way stories usually warn you about—just late nights, shared silence, messy friendships, and the slow realization that you might already belong before anyone ever says so.

standard procedure – t. fushiguro

after a disgustingly long day of work, the last thing you expected to happen to you was a fender bender. after the detective comes to question you, you find yourself seeing him everywhere. what starts as a simple car accident turns into a slow-blooming romance that both of you never knew you needed.

some sugar, some spice – k. bakugou

it's national knowledge that katsuki bakugou is pathetically incapable of maintaining a long-standing relationship. so instead, he signs up to be a sugar daddy. the last person he expects to meet is you, but by god is he happy he did. (even if he'd never explicitly admit it.)

walk the city lonely – k. bakugou

after returning home from war, katsuki bakugou struggles with ptsd, survivor’s guilt, and the horrifying realization that violence had started to feel normal to him overseas. as civilian life becomes increasingly isolating, he slowly finds fragile comfort in someone who sees the broken parts of him without asking him to be a hero.

caught red-handed – k. bakugou

you and katsuki bakugou have been secretly dating for months, and you’ve gotten very good at keeping it that way. what you haven’t gotten good at is keeping your camera roll from looking like a full-blown katsuki bakugou fan account. your gallery is packed with candid shots of him after training, blurry pictures of him tackling you, sweet food dates, family hiking trips, and ridiculous selfies he sends specifically because he knows you like them. some are completely ordinary, some are painfully cute, and some are so obviously meant only for you that they’d expose the relationship instantly. then mina accidentally sees them. her checking the photos she just took of you quickly turns into her scrolling through months of secret memories and realizing that the two of you have been hiding a relationship right under everyone’s noses the entire time. ____ i'm sooo sorry i haven't been posting guys i've just been really demotivated and like ... bleh LOL so plz don't expect much from me >_< but i promise i'll still post ... sometimes ...

psychic splash zone – p.k. academy

🗞️ — you transfer to pk academy expecting a normal year and immediately get folded into the worst possible social circle in the funniest possible way. on your first day, nendou basically adopts you, kaido decides you are relevant to his imaginary lore, hairo welcomes you with terrifying enthusiasm, and before you know it, you are standing in the middle of kusuo saiki's deeply chaotic orbit. at first, you just think his friend group is weird. then you realize weird is actually the baseline. every normal school activity somehow turns into a disaster once this group gets involved, whether it's lunch, walking home, school events, casual hangouts, or somebody’s dumb idea that spirals way too far. you keep getting dragged into bizarre little adventures, social catastrophes, misunderstandings, and side quests that should have been simple but absolutely never are. the heart is your growing place in the group, especially your dynamic with saiki. he doesn't exactly welcome you with open arms, he'd rather brawl a cockroach, but the two of you slowly build a quiet understanding through mutual disbelief and repeatedly surviving everyone else’s nonsense together. while the rest of the group is loud, messy, and impossible to control, you become another witness to the chaos, slowly going from confused outsider to permanent part of the disaster.

scent of success – i. midoriya

🗞️ — izuku midoriya has spent his entire life being underestimated. as an omega, he was told he was too gentle to be a hero. as a teacher, he's constantly reminded that he's still the former wielder of one for all. but at twenty-four, izuku has finally grown into himself. confident, capable, a little sassy, and completely comfortable with the person he's become. there’s just one thing he can’t seem to figure out. why has no alpha ever looked at him and thought i want him? then you walk into his life. an alpha who doesn't see an omega who needs protecting. doesn’t see a former hero who needs worshipping. you see izuku and, much to his complete disbelief, you’re attracted to him. what starts as innocent teasing between two teachers slowly becomes something neither of you can ignore. every lingering glance, every too-close conversation, every moment you make izuku feel genuinely wanted chips away at years of insecurity he thought he'd already buried. but izuku knows better than to trust something that feels too good. because wanting to be loved is one thing. believing you’re worthy of it is another. and for once, the man who spent his entire life saving everyone else has to decide whether he's brave enough to let someone choose him.

I HATE THIS STUPID BIRD – k. takami

running an anonymous hate blog about pro hero keigo takami is supposed to be a private outlet for your deeply specific, entirely justified complaints about his face, his clothes, his captions, and his general commitment to being unbearable in public. unfortunately, keigo finds it and instead of being offended, he decides it’s the funniest thing on earth, quoting your posts in interviews, commenting on your rants, and baiting you for fresh material every chance he gets. slowly, your petty one-sided vendetta turns into an ongoing public bit, a personal war, and something much more dangerous. you're then stuck with the horrifying realization that he keeps coming back because you’re the only one honest with him, and you keep posting because you can’t seem to look away.

starbucks – e. jaeger

at starbucks, you're more than a regular. the staff know your order by heart, greet you by name, and treat you like someone who belongs there as much as they do. it's easy, familiar, and comfortable right up until eren jaeger, the new barista with messy hair, too much intensity, and absolutely no business being that pretty, writes your name wrong on your cup. you call him on it. he insists he's right. he's not. and in the split second between realizing his mistake and dying of embarrassment, he blurts out the last thing you expect: a date offer as an apology. suddenly the place you've always counted on for routine starts feeling charged with something new. lingering looks over the espresso machine, your name written extra carefully in dark marker, and a boy who can't seem to decide if he wants to impress you or argue with you. either way, your daily starbucks run just got a lot more interesting.