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The Daycare Incident | S.FG

One drunken text. One Slytherin group chat. Eight collective breakdowns. “What if I change my throat’s name to ‘daycare’ so the blokes can drop their kids off?” Hogwarts’ most composed girl has a feral sense of humor, and the Slytherins are about to learn that the hard way. Merlin, please help them.

After The Encore

Draco, Mattheo, Theodore, Blaise, and Lorenzo reluctantly attend Y/N’s concert—only to become completely captivated by the wizarding world’s biggest pop star. They never expect to see her again. Until seventh year, when Y/N arrives at Hogwarts as their newest transfer student. (Inspired by “CHUNGHA - Stay Tonight” MV)

Permanent Lies | M.R

You and Mattheo Riddle have been dating for two years. When you promise to get matching tattoos at nineteen, you get his name inked on your hip. He gets your best friend’s name instead. Daphne Greengrass. Turns out, they’ve been secretly sleeping together for months—and neither of them regrets it.

The Silence After No

Mattheo Riddle was gentle with Y/N—or so they thought. Behind every soft smile was an infatuation he carefully concealed. But when Y/N rejects his date invitation, the mask finally slips. The gifts begin. Then the messages. Then the chase. He warned them: “If I can’t have you, no one can.” They thought it was a threat. It was a promise.

Serpent’s Exception | M.R

The Restricted Section has plenty of secrets. Mattheo Riddle’s latest conquest becomes one of yours. You can’t stand him—until rivalry becomes friendship, and friendship comes with benefits. “No feelings” was the agreement. Neither of you knows how to admit you want more.

His Favorite Healer | M.R

Mattheo Riddle has a talent for being difficult, and apparently, suffering a magical injury hasn’t changed that. Between his frustration over being unable to play Quidditch, stubborn arguments, unexpected moments of vulnerability, and an increasingly clingy attitude, looking after him proves to be quite the experience. It seems your favorite patient has grown rather fond of having you around. And something tells you he isn’t in any particular hurry to let that change. collab w/ @Thu and @mellodramatica

Off Limits | D.M & M.R

One lie. One party. Two rivals. Draco Malfoy has you, his girlfriend. Mattheo Riddle has the audacity. And neither of them is willing to lose. What started as one reckless stunt quickly turns into a full-blown rivalry, with jealousy, competition, and chaos following close behind. Mattheo insists he’s only trying to get under Draco’s skin—but he’s about to make things a lot more complicated. And you’re stuck right in the middle. (repost)

Academic Misconduct

Ren Kurosawa is the university’s golden boy: brilliant, wealthy, ridiculously attractive, and an insufferably overconfident jerk. Unfortunately, he’s also your academic rival and seems to enjoy making your life miserable. But his interest in you goes far beyond competition. Ren doesn’t just want attention. He wants something more permanent.

Behind His Gentle Smile

Mattheo Riddle is the perfect boyfriend. Sweet, attentive, almost too good to be true. Until you find out what he’s been hiding. And suddenly, none of it feels like a coincidence anymore. (rework) collab with @mellodramatica

KBBQ: A Slytherin Disaster

Eight Slytherins. One Korean BBQ restaurant. Unlimited meat and absolutely zero brain cells. You wanted to introduce your favorite Muggle cuisine to your friends. Now everyone’s arguing, someone’s stealing meat, the grill is becoming a safety concern, soju is involved, and the restaurant staff is questioning their career choices. You just wanted dinner. They turned it into a national emergency. A fascinating display of pureblood incompetence.