thank you all for joining.

@Y/n

oh this is gonna be good

Daphne, it's seven in the morning.

which means I've had time to prepare.

she's drafting a thesis. give her a minute.

it's going to be a very long list.

i got my popcorn. not physically, but spiritually.

I got my popcorn physically. I always keep some on hand for occasions like this.

@Y/n stop flirting with everyone.

hey. my handwriting IS pretty. that's not flirting, that's facts.

it's flirting, Lor. you just don't notice because you're flirting back.

or because you're both incapable of having a normal conversation without making it weird

darling, I hate to say this because I love you, but Daphne might have a point.

wait, she has a point? someone check the paperwork, is this real?

what exactly is the point we're establishing here? because i've been awake for seven minutes and i'm already confused.

the point, Draco, is that Y/n has a tendency to be... friendly.

misinterpret how? she smiled at you one time and now you're planning the wedding? that sounds like a you problem.

Mattheo, you proposed to her after she laughed at one of your jokes.

THAT WAS A VALID REACTION TO MY COMEDIC GENIUS

he's not wrong though

I have documentation.

you hugged him for seven seconds.

i'm gonna need you to stop counting seconds

that's genuinely unhinged behaviour daphne

I'm observant. there's a difference.

seven seconds is forty percent longer than the standard friendly hug. i'm with daphne on this one.

no one is with daphne on this one.

i am NOT jealous.

oh she's definitely jealous.

Daphne has a point though. Y/n doesn't exactly discourage people.

does anyone else find it weird that she added her own sister?

you're her sister and you're defending her. this is called family support.

or family enabling. same difference.

I believe the technical term is "gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlbossing." I read it on the internet once.

I am not jealous. I am simply tired of watching her collect admirers like they're trading cards.

the only one embarrassed here is you, babe.

war has been declared.

so what exactly is the accusation here? that Y/n is too nice? because that's not a crime.

it becomes a crime when half of Hogwarts is under the impression they have a chance with her.

she's probably still asleep.

it's 7:26.

leave her alone, Daphne. let her wake up before you publicly execute her.

yeah, that's just common courtesy.

she told me to tell you that she's not flirting with anyone.

you can't just speak for her, mate.

i can and i did.

we'll see what she has to say for herself.