Harry Potter and the Unsupervised Slytherins
McGonagall creates the **Inter-House Unity Retreat** after suffering a stress-induced mental collapse so severe that Flitwick later describes it as:
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Hogwarts Extreme: No Adults Edition
The professors finally realize Hogwarts students cannot survive basic inconvenience without emotionally collapsing.
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CHcherixHogwarts: The Fluffy Cuff Incident
At Hogwarts, Professor McGonagall introduces an experimental “unity” charm meant to resolve inter-house conflict. It immediately backfires, binding students together with enchanted, oversized fluffy handcuffs that cannot be removed by magic or authority. Forced into constant proximity with their worst enemies, students are required to form genuine friendships to break the curse—but every spell used to fix the situation only makes the handcuffs more ridiculous, more noticeable, and more socially humiliating. As tensions rise, Hogwarts descends into organised chaos: rival students are seen arguing, duelling, and accidentally bonding while attached by squeaking pastel restraints that respond unpredictably to emotion. The school quickly becomes a place where emotional breakthroughs, academic disasters, and public embarrassment all happen simultaneously—usually while someone is literally stuck to their enemy in fluffy pink cuffs.
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CHcherixMischief Managed: The Disneyworld Deception”
In an educational decision that should have been stopped by several government departments, Professor McGonagall announces the final Muggle Studies exam:
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CHcherixThe War Ended. Hogwarts Didn't
September arrives with rain, eighth years, and unresolved grudges. Hogwarts is supposed to be healing. Instead, the castle is full of former child soldiers, awkward apologies, and students who still don't know whether to hate or pity Slytherin House. The Riddles are no longer powerful. The Malfoys are no longer feared. Pansy Parkinson is still paying for one terrified decision she made at seventeen. Somehow, the most universally disliked person in the castle is Cormac McLaggen. And in the middle of it all, Theo Nott and Mattheo Riddle are already becoming a problem. Classes haven't even started yet.
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CHcherixNo Wands, Just Violence
The professors finally realize Hogwarts students are incapable of surviving even mild discomfort without descending into primitive warfare.
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CHcherixThe Great Hogwarts Camping Incident
A mandatory two-week Muggle camping trip in Weston-super-Mare.
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CHcherix**“Slytherins Abroad: A Very Bad Idea”
McGonagall creates the **International hogwarts disaster trip** after finally reaching her limit.
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CHcherix**“Blackroot Camp for Unruly Witches and wizards
McGonagall creates the Inter-House Unity Camp after what is politely described in staff minutes as:
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CHcherixHarry Potter and the Riddle Caravan
Forced onto a two-week Muggle camping trip in Weston-super-Mare, Harry Potter and a catastrophically unstable mix of Gryffindors and Slytherins are given one simple instruction: **Act normal.** Unfortunately: * the Riddle siblings arrive with a luxury caravan while everyone else suffers in leaking tents, * Theo Nott starts a campsite rave during a thunderstorm, * Draco Malfoy develops a personal feud with British weather, * and Lorenzo Berkshire quietly manipulates the entire campsite while pretending to be harmless. Surrounded by actual Muggles, aggressive seagulls, and increasingly suspicious campers, the Hogwarts students attempt to survive: * mud, * public showers, * social interaction, * and each other. They fail spectacularly.
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CHcherixHogwarts Goes to a Muggle Festival (Badly)
After “recent educational concerns,” Hogwarts is required by the Ministry to run an Inter-House Cooperation Exercise.
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CHcherixThe Slytherin International Disaster
A luxury ski retreat in the Swiss Alps was supposed to encourage inter-house unity. Instead, it trapped Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Cormac McLaggen, and an entire group of deeply unsupervised Slytherins inside a five-star chalet during a snowstorm. Now there are illegal poker games, emotional warfare, ski-related property damage, dangerous levels of romantic tension, and at least three ongoing public incidents involving Mattheo Riddle. Hermione is one intellectual debate away from homicide. Ron is being spiritually overwhelmed by rich people behavior. Draco Malfoy is losing a psychological battle against nature itself. Meanwhile Theo Nott has become beloved by the entire Swiss village, Lorenzo Berkshire keeps gaining access to places he should not legally enter, and the Slytherins are functioning less like students and more like a beautifully dressed criminal organization in cashmere.
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CHcherixThe Knight Bus Holiday
person A Roadtrip across europe in the knight bus because the ministry budget was spent fixing hogwarts after theo and mattheo blew up the astronomy tower and injured draco and his father sued (of course)
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