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Gryffindors, Slytherins & Other Bad Decisions
McGonagall has decided that the solution to Gryffindor-Slytherin hostility is simple: Put them all in one tiny shared living area and force them to get along. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, actually. There are crushes, secret kisses, cheating, breakups, jealousy, backstabbing, questionable decisions, and at least one person who should probably be banned from touching furniture. Theo Nott is loudly Italian, has ADHD, and treats every minor inconvenience like a national emergency. Cormac McLaggen is cursed with spectacularly bad luck and an unfortunate tendency to fart at the worst possible moments. And Mrs Norris? Mrs Norris owns the place. The students are merely unfortunate tenants. McGonagall wanted inter-house unity. Instead, Hogwarts gets romance, betrayal, chaos, and eighteen teenagers discovering that living together is considerably more complicated when everyone keeps falling for the wrong person. At least nobody has Muggle technology. Mostly because Hogwarts would probably explode.
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