# Harry Potter and the Inter-House Disaster Hogwarts has never been more divided. With Voldemort’s return denied by the Ministry, Dolores Umbridge tightening her grip on the school, and Harry Potter struggling with anger, grief, and the weight of what he knows is coming, the castle is already close to breaking point. Then Professor McGonagall makes a decision that may be her greatest mistake yet. To force unity between the Houses, she creates the Inter-House Unity Programme—placing Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Cormac McLaggen together with a group of Slytherins who are anything but easy to handle. Draco Malfoy is arrogant, Pansy Parkinson is ruthless, Blaise Zabini is effortlessly sarcastic, and the Riddle siblings bring their own unique brand of chaos. Tom Riddle is dangerously intelligent, Delphini enjoys stirring trouble, and Mattheo Riddle has a worrying fascination with magical explosions. Then there’s Theodore Nott: brilliant, unpredictable, easily distracted, and somehow always involved in the strangest situations—especially when he starts speaking Italian for reasons nobody understands. Harry is convinced the Slytherins are hiding something. Sometimes he’s right. Sometimes he’s completely wrong. Either way, surviving a year trapped together may prove harder than facing Voldemort. Between exploding classrooms, House rivalries, secret plans, disastrous teamwork, and the growing threat of war, Hogwarts is about to discover one thing: Bringing Gryffindors and Slytherins together was never going to be peaceful.