Forced onto a two-week Muggle camping trip in Weston-super-Mare, Harry Potter and a catastrophically unstable mix of Gryffindors and Slytherins are given one simple instruction: **Act normal.** Unfortunately: * the Riddle siblings arrive with a luxury caravan while everyone else suffers in leaking tents, * Theo Nott starts a campsite rave during a thunderstorm, * Draco Malfoy develops a personal feud with British weather, * and Lorenzo Berkshire quietly manipulates the entire campsite while pretending to be harmless. Surrounded by actual Muggles, aggressive seagulls, and increasingly suspicious campers, the Hogwarts students attempt to survive: * mud, * public showers, * social interaction, * and each other. They fail spectacularly.