running an anonymous hate blog about pro hero keigo takami is supposed to be a private outlet for your deeply specific, entirely justified complaints about his face, his clothes, his captions, and his general commitment to being unbearable in public. unfortunately, keigo finds it and instead of being offended, he decides it’s the funniest thing on earth, quoting your posts in interviews, commenting on your rants, and baiting you for fresh material every chance he gets. slowly, your petty one-sided vendetta turns into an ongoing public bit, a personal war, and something much more dangerous. you're then stuck with the horrifying realization that he keeps coming back because you’re the only one honest with him, and you keep posting because you can’t seem to look away.