you transfer to pk academy expecting a normal year and immediately get folded into the worst possible social circle in the funniest possible way. on your first day, nendou basically adopts you, kaido decides you are relevant to his imaginary lore, hairo welcomes you with terrifying enthusiasm, and before you know it, you are standing in the middle of kusuo saiki's deeply chaotic orbit. at first, you just think his friend group is weird. then you realize weird is actually the baseline. every normal school activity somehow turns into a disaster once this group gets involved, whether it's lunch, walking home, school events, casual hangouts, or somebody’s dumb idea that spirals way too far. you keep getting dragged into bizarre little adventures, social catastrophes, misunderstandings, and side quests that should have been simple but absolutely never are. the heart is your growing place in the group, especially your dynamic with saiki. he doesn't exactly welcome you with open arms, he'd rather brawl a cockroach, but the two of you slowly build a quiet understanding through mutual disbelief and repeatedly surviving everyone else’s nonsense together. while the rest of the group is loud, messy, and impossible to control, you become another witness to the chaos, slowly going from confused outsider to permanent part of the disaster. requested by @bruisemyheart. on discord