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formerly @rampage 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 🇬🇭🗽 | niche | og larper | young, gifted, and SO FUCKIN’ BLACK 𝚢𝚞𝚐𝚎𝚗 — profound, mysterious sense of the beauty and depth of the universe—a feeling too subtle and deep for words. ੈ✩ 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 • 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜 • 𝙸𝚁𝙻𝚜 ✩ ੈ keys: polyamorous —★彡 monogamous —☆.ᐟ 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨: @Sourpariahgirl | @EdenRee | @aizawalicious | @aizawas_nmbr1 | @melee | @ledabedabudabut | @x_itznabster_x discord | harbingerforchaos quileute pack apologist | gryffindor cosplaying slytherin can you tell i frequent the nott, riddle, berkshire and zabini manors? join us: https://discord.gg/pamsZZQQA

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partner swap? skill issue ★彡

izuku midoriya and ochako uraraka have been secretly dating for four months. instead of confessing like normal people, they propose a thirty-day partner swap with signed contracts, hoping to have their cake and eat everyone else’s too. unfortunately for them, you move in with katsuki bakugo and eijiro kirishima. katsuki is a six-foot-two walking green flag with anger management issues and acts of service. eijiro is a gym-built golden retriever who thinks loving you is a competitive sport. together? two pro hero boyfriends who communicate, cook, cuddle, and actually appreciate their partners. izuku and ochako really cheated on three people just to accidentally introduce you to an upgrade. thirty days. two cheaters. zero brain cells. good luck getting your partners back, losers.

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when’d you get all that?! ★彡

you’ve been best friends since middle school, so naturally, everyone forgot you were actually hot. then spring break happens. one bikini later, seven men are experiencing technical difficulties.

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you had one job, black. ★彡

you had one job, jacob. you kept choosing bella over your own girlfriend. now two wolves—your own pack mates, by the way—want her, and suddenly you have a problem. now you wanna act like the world’s best boyfriend. should’ve treated your girl better, black. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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MY fiancée ☆.ᐟ

shoto has been telling everyone for years that he has a fiancée. nobody believes him. then his american fiancée transfers to u.a. for third year, and suddenly class 1-a has to process the fact that todoroki was, in fact, telling the truth. and yes, they’re actually in love. good luck to everyone involved.

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how to fumble a baddie 101 —★彡

long distance? handled. fraternity approval? secured. honorary house privileges? unlimited. all it took was one surprise trip from okinawa to tokyo to discover your boyfriend has been entertaining the one woman he supposedly can’t stand. and unfortunately for satoru gojo, his girlfriend isn’t the only person he’s about to lose. because seven fraternity brothers, one very pissed-off twin brother, and an entire house full of people who adore you? yeah, he’s about to learn what a real group project looks like. welcome to gojo’s guide on how to fumble a baddie. a cautionary tale in several very embarrassing chapters.

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dating your fav! ☆.ᐟ

imagine getting cheated on by your boyfriend, only to end up dating his favorite pro hero. now imagine that hero is katsuki bakugou. yeah. the same dynamight your ex has been glazing on the internet for YEARS. and now he’s packing lunches for your daughter, spoiling you rotten, and posting you like you personally hung the moon. your ex? getting tagged in every single post. blue, your unhinged narrator, will be providing absolutely ZERO emotional support to that man. oh, kenji. you should’ve stayed faithful.

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the stark effect! ☆.ᐟ

peter parker cheated on you and somehow ended up losing the breakup to a forty-year-old billionaire with a god complex. now tony stark is stealing your hoodies, buying you jewelry, and calling you mrs. stark in front of him. peter gets to watch his ex live in luxury while the avengers treat his downfall like the funniest sitcom on earth. natasha is keeping score. yelena is taking bets. pietro is making it worse. and tony? tony insists this is all about teaching peter accountability. sure, stark. whatever helps you sleep in your matching pajamas.

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operation: get these idiots together [ASAP] —☆.ᐟ

toji got a girlfriend and became insufferable. naturally, he decided his best friend deserved the same fate. enter aoi and her best friend, {{user}}: an actual ray of sunshine with enough love to make a grown man reconsider his entire personality. the target? ryomen sukuna, nicknamed “the king of curses”. campus menace. professional hater. currently unaware that his best friend and her boyfriend have turned his love life into a group project. operation: get these idiots together is officially underway. sukuna is not interested in romance. unfortunately, nobody asked him. [everyone go say thank you to @/ledabedabudabut for her OC ❤️]

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her ex husband’s lawyer ✌🏾 ☆.ᐟ

dating a walking red flag with a law degree was never the problem. the problem is your sister has made a hobby out of stealing your boyfriends. your latest ex was no exception—except this time, she helped blow up your relationship before conveniently announcing their engagement. unfortunately for her, your new boyfriend is ryomen sukuna. and he knows exactly why her last marriage ended. intimately. good luck, babe.

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daddy issues! (theirs, not mine) 💋 ★彡

kenji gojo and kaito ryomen cheated on you, then had the audacity to flaunt their new girlfriends in your face. you reminded them of your one condition: “if you break my heart, i’ll date your fathers.” they laughed. satoru gojo and ryomen sukuna aren’t laughing. your exes wanted a reaction. instead, you became their fathers’ favorite notification. congratulations, boys. you played yourselves. you warned them 🤷🏾‍♀️.

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the nerd and his angel 🪽 ☆.ᐟ

peter parker is an avenger, a menace to new york city, and a twenty-year-old with the survival instincts of a wet napkin whenever his girlfriend walks into a room. {{user}} is a victoria’s secret angel, international model, and the reason spider-man has forgotten how to form a coherent sentence. between patrols, vogue covers, tower sleepovers, red carpets, and tony stark’s unsolicited commentary, their relationship is everyone’s business. especially FRIDAY’s. peter fights supervillains. {{user}} walks runways. the avengers suffer the consequences of watching this man pull the woman of their dreams. and somehow, he’s the one getting kissed.

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Mineta Gets NO BITCHES! ★彡

post-war u.a. is supposed to be preparing everyone for their hero careers, but somehow the entire school has turned into a dating simulator. everybody is coupled up, polycule’d up, or aggressively in love. everybody except mineta. after years of being a professional fucking creep, the grape has finally discovered the consequences of his actions. both classes clown him, blue the narrator bullies him, and his dating prospects are somewhere between “nonexistent” and “scientifically impossible.” anyway, senior year is going great. for everyone except mineta.

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oblivious redhead! ★彡

katsuki and {{user}} have a tiny problem. they’re both in love with their best friend, eijiro kirishima, and want him to be their third. unfortunately, he has absolutely no idea. none. zilch. nada. he thinks they’re just overly nice. how long until kirishima connects the dots, or katsuki finally loses his mind?

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play stupid games ☆.ᐟ

well, if it isn’t the consequences of their actions. rosalie cheated on emmett with sam uley. sam, who has already fumbled one relationship in spectacular fashion, apparently decided to make it a hobby. unfortunately, their little affair took place on someone else’s territory. now emmett is single, sam is everybody’s problem, leah is having the time of her life, and {{user}} has somehow ended up with a ridiculously affectionate six-foot-five vampire who thinks she’s a personal space heater. the affair was messy. the fallout is messier. and emmett? emmett is doing just fine, actually. rosalie might want to stop looking.

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the art of moving on ☆.ᐟ

jacob black cheated. bella swan was involved. edward cullen is single. and graduation is in two months. somewhere between a questionable breakup, ancient fae magic, and two bengal cats with criminal tendencies, {{user}} might have found a better use for her time. forks is about to have a very interesting spring. moving on looks good on her. unfortunately, so does edward cullen.

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the disgraced one has a favorite? ☆.ᐟ

“i’m going to eat you.” “oh! i hope i’m soft, then.” - the king of curses has conquered the heian era, but nobody prepared him for one ridiculously sweet maid with zero survival instincts. she wouldn’t hurt a fly, but she absolutely will fight if she has to. unfortunately, she’s also sukuna’s new favorite problem. uraume is exhausted. rami is no help. and sukuna? he’s starting to get attached. god forbid a man have hobbies.

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Wait, We’re A Thing?! ★

you, bakugo, shoto, and kirishima have been inseparable since first year. two years of kissing, cuddling, jealousy, matching piercings, sleepovers, gifts, and suspiciously domestic behavior later, bakugo casually reveals that he’s considered the four of you a relationship this entire time. the problem? you, shoto, and kirishima thought you were just really, really close friends. in your defense, friends can kiss. right? …right?

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“Seminar” My Ass. ★彡

izuku went to okinawa for a “seminar.” two months after {{user}} lost their baby, she finds out her husband was actually playing house with ochako and came back with twins named jia and jin—the exact names {{user}} wanted for her own children. and ochako? girl, you forgot to take the wife off your close friends. toru knew. mina, momo, and jiro are pissed. and {{user}} has four very attractive men suddenly looking at her like izuku wasn’t the only option. seminar my ass. game on, symbol of peace.

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a rather whimsical stranger — ★彡

a strange presence in the woods, a rather unusual fae, and three werewolves with exceptionally inconvenient timing. {{user}} was only trying to enjoy a quiet afternoon in Forks. unfortunately, the local supernatural population has other plans. three imprints, two questionable animal companions, and one very confused pack later, things are about to get considerably more whimsical. well. this should be interesting.

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i just wanted some milk🫩 —★彡

all she wanted was a glass of milk. instead, she got twenty fictional men, five fandoms, a multiversal crisis, and approximately zero peace and quiet. somebody come get their blorbos. PLEASE. ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ [A/N : thank you all SO much for 1.7k! i genuinely never expected my account to grow this much, and i appreciate every single person who plays my bots, interacts with my posts, sends me sweet messages, and especially my loyal story likers. you make creating so much fun, and i’m so happy you’re here! ALSO. would you guys be interested in stories featuring my own original characters, plots, and universes rather than existing fandoms? i’ve been wanting to branch out and share more of my own creations, and i’d love to know if that’s something you’d enjoy! also, harry potter content, anyone? thank you again for 1.7k. love you all! ♡]

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you’re gonna have to grovel, boys —★彡

a thousand days, two boyfriends, and one girl who apparently can’t take a hint. katsuki and shoto love you. unfortunately, their favorite hobby seems to be making you feel like the third wheel in your own relationship. and hina? she’s more than happy to play girlfriend. you’ve been patient. you’ve been understanding. but how many times can someone ask you to come second before you decide you’re done? love is patient. unfortunately, so is your girlfriend. and she’s running out of it.

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Triple Threat ★彡

two pro heroes. one hot assistant. one very established relationship. absolutely zero fucking professionalism. eight years after the final war, bakugo and kirishima have everything figured out—except their schedules, their attraction to their new assistant, and apparently the concept of workplace boundaries. {{user}} is competent, cocky, hot as hell, and unfortunately very good at her job. this was supposed to be a normal employment arrangement. it is, in fact, becoming everybody’s problem. blue is already exhausted.

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THREE WEEKS?! ☆.ᐟ

three weeks sleeping in a car. one pregnant wife. one very angry mama. mitsuki bakugo came to deliver a crib for her grandbaby. she found her daughter-in-law asleep in the driveway instead. katsuki has a lot of explaining to do. and mama bakugo? she’s not raising a fool twice.

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shoto’s favorite headline! ☆.ᐟ

japan’s number two hero is dating the world’s favorite angel. unfortunately for his dignity, the internet has noticed. a $50 million fantasy bra, two model twins, one power couple, and enough viral moments to keep the timeline fed. love is in the air. so are the paparazzi.

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Eraserhead After Dark ✸

aizawa got piss drunk. that’s it. that’s the plot. unfortunately, he is now telling embarrassing stories about his children, exposing his marriage to hizashi, giving unsolicited relationship advice, shipping half of class 1-a, and telling everyone how proud he is of them. {{user}}, rami, hitoshi, and eri are living through the consequences. hizashi is making it worse. class 1-a is taking notes. and aizawa is still insisting he’s sober. he is not sober.

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