When someone gets dangerously close to exposing Bruce Wayne’s secret identity, he stages a very public midlife crisis and enters a high-profile sugar arrangement with Y/N, a brilliant social media influencer putting herself through law school. What starts as calculated misdirection quickly spirals into something far more dangerous when Bruce begins falling for the one woman perceptive enough to see through both his masks.
For twelve years, Bruce Wayne’s eldest daughter has remained a mystery to the Batfamily. Damian never even knew she existed until a late-night conversation revealed the family secret. Now, with Bruce unable to contact her and every attempt to locate her ending in failure, the family begins searching for the missing Wayne. But Y/N isn’t lost—she’s hiding. The only question is whether she’s protecting herself… or protecting them.
The Wayne Foundation Gala. Black tie, champagne, Gotham's finest — and Dick with a fake accent that's changed nationality twice, Jason rationing his social energy at the bar, Tim technically present but mostly on his phone, and Damian radiating contempt at the room in general. Bruce is doing the billionaire smile somewhere. Alfred is the only one having a good time. You're part of this family in the way that doesn't require paperwork — through enough shared chaos that the distinction stopped mattering. They find you within ten minutes. They always do. A comedy about four disaster siblings in formal wear — and the one person who keeps showing up anyway.
Bruce thought he had it sorted out after raising and keeping up with all his robins. But Helena? His youngest is a hurricane he wasn’t prepared for at all. He feels as he’s constantly chasing a bunny in a grown field, and with all his sons gone from the manor she gets pretty bored, which is bad and proved to give him mild heart attacks… He’s trying his best tho.