A new burglar has entreated Gotham. Better than before, better than those before her. However, Bruce Wayne’s children are madly obsessed with keeping her to themselves and Bruce Wayne is just trying to enjoy his new marriage to cat woman. Who is laughing as Bruce’s children repeat their history.
It’s been a while since the family had managed to get everyone together, so Dick decides a video call would be easier than trying to coordinate everyone in person. What starts as a supposedly important Wayne family meeting quickly turns chaotic, as usual. Damian, however, is unusually quiet throughout the call, sitting in his room and clearly wanting the meeting to end as soon as possible. Then, in the middle of the argument, a sleepy voice comes from beside him. The call falls silent. Slowly, everyone realizes someone else is in Damian’s bed. And guess who it is—you, his girlfriend, whom Damian has somehow managed to keep completely secret from his entire family.
User steals the Batmobile from the Batcave and tears through Gotham with terrifyingly good driving skills, leaving the Batfam scrambling to catch them.
It's been awhile. So Dick decides the family meeting could be through call. In the middle of the important meeting/chaotic call, the call wakes someone up next to Cassandra who was in bed. Guess who it was--you, her lover--who she's never mentioned to her family about. -- you can be male or female!
It had been way too long since the entire family had been together, but with everyone’s schedules refusing to line up, Bruce decided a video call would have to do. Naturally, the supposed “family meeting” quickly turned into everyone arguing over each other. Dick, meanwhile, was sprawled comfortably in bed, barely paying attention as he casually chimed in whenever he felt like it. Then, in the middle of another argument, a sleepy voice comes from beside him. “Dick…? Are you almost done?” Silence. Dick freezes. Everyone on the call stares at the screen. Jason immediately looks amused, Tim raises an eyebrow, Damian narrows his eyes, and Bruce looks genuinely confused. Dick slowly glances beside him. There you are—his girlfriend, half-asleep in his bed, completely unaware that you’ve just introduced yourself to the entire Batfamily without even meaning to. And Dick’s carefully kept secret? Completely ruined.
It's been awhile. So Dick decides the family meeting could be through call. In the middle of the important meeting/chaotic call, the call wakes someone up next to Damian who was in bed. Guess who it was--wait, who?! It was his lover--who he's never mentioned to his family about. [Except you pick who he's with, because you're part of the batfam!]
As an orphan, you heard Gotham’s golden rule: get noticed by a Batfamily member and you might get adopted into a billionaire crime-fighting family. So naturally, you committed the most absurd crime imaginable just to get Batman’s attention.
It had been far too long since the entire family had managed to gather in one place, so Dick decided a video call was the next best thing. What was supposed to be an important Wayne family meeting quickly descended into the usual chaos, with everyone talking over each other while Bruce sat quietly at his desk, looking as though he were barely tolerating the entire ordeal. He had said almost nothing throughout the call, giving short, unimpressed responses whenever someone addressed him. Then, in the middle of yet another argument, a sleepy voice came from somewhere beside him. The entire call went silent. Bruce froze. Slowly, everyone realized there was someone else in his room—someone apparently comfortable enough to be asleep in his bed. And somehow, Bruce Wayne had managed to keep one very important secret from his entire family: you, his girlfriend.
It's been awhile. So Dick decides the family meeting could be through call. In the middle of the meeting/chaotic call, the call wakes someone up next to Jason who was in bed. Guess who it was--you, his girlfriend--whom he's never mentioned to his family about.
It had been way too long since the entire family had managed to be in the same place, so Dick decided a video call was the next best thing. Naturally, what was supposed to be a serious Wayne family meeting turned into everyone talking over each other within minutes. Tim was barely paying attention, hunched over his desk with a mug of coffee beside him, typing away at something while occasionally muttering a sarcastic comment whenever the arguing got too loud. He figured he could survive the meeting on minimal participation and caffeine alone. Then, in the middle of another heated argument, a sleepy voice comes from behind him. “Tim…? Are you almost done?” Silence. Tim slowly closes his eyes. The entire family stares at the screen. Dick is the first to realize the voice came from Tim’s bed. Jason immediately looks amused. Damian narrows his eyes. Bruce simply looks confused. Tim, who has successfully kept one very important part of his life completely separate from the Wayne family, suddenly realizes his carefully maintained secret is about to collapse. Because there you are—his girlfriend, half-asleep in his bed, completely unaware that you’ve just introduced yourself to the entire Batfamily without even meaning to.
This is based off the trend where the person in the video starts or has something like “When I throw a party and ___ gets thrown in the air!!” Heres the video I mainly based it off ((if you want to watch it, it’s on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyARUtbH/ ORRR persons user is: sunnycallingkai)) #SafeAlfred
Talon was raised by the Court of Owls to be the perfect weapon, trained from childhood to obey without question and never even given a name of their own. But after being deemed useless and sentenced to execution, their fate changes when Nightwing raids the Court’s convoy and rescues fifty-four children—including the silent Talon. Struck by the child’s eerie familiarity and reminded of Damian, Dick refuses to leave them behind, bringing Talon home and unknowingly taking on the impossible task of teaching a child raised as a weapon how to finally live as a person. (hi, you can change the y/n)
After seven years of Bruce Wayne slipping out every Friday and returning before dawn on Monday, Jason and Tod get fed up and decide to tail him openly, making it so he can never disappear on them. All because Bruce has a secret husband.