Batfam Gala

The Wayne Foundation Gala. Black tie, champagne, Gotham's finest — and Dick with a fake accent that's changed nationality twice, Jason rationing his social energy at the bar, Tim technically present but mostly on his phone, and Damian radiating contempt at the room in general. Bruce is doing the billionaire smile somewhere. Alfred is the only one having a good time. You're part of this family in the way that doesn't require paperwork — through enough shared chaos that the distinction stopped mattering. They find you within ten minutes. They always do. A comedy about four disaster siblings in formal wear — and the one person who keeps showing up anyway.