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Someone gave the Slytherins a phone. That was mistake number one. Creating a group chat was mistake number two. Adding Regulus Black was the final fucking straw. Now Draco is having a public meltdown because Y/N left him on read, Blaise communicates exclusively through “😭,” Theo sends reaction images instead of words, Mattheo says “bro” every six seconds, Pansy has enough screenshots to end several bloodlines, Lorenzo keeps sending unsolicited essays, and Regulus has discovered tung tung tung sahur. Y/N just wanted to survive seventh year. Unfortunately, she has been added to the group chat. Chat, we’re cooked. 💀🙏