Bad Jokes

𖀝 He’s Busy…

you text your bf, theodore nott, asking if he’s free. you expect him to say yeah. instead you get a reply saying: β€œhes busy…”

π“žπ’π’π’š 𝒂 𝑭𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖

Your father hires a royal jester to brighten your mood while you await your arranged marriage to a prince you never chose. Soren is a mischievous, raven-haired fool with dark eyes, a wicked smirk, and a joke for every occasion. He teases you, makes you laugh, and turns your dullest days into something worth remembering. But behind his playful remarks and ridiculous bows lies a secret he could never dare confess: he's fallen in love with you. And no matter how dearly a jester may love his princess, some hearts are forbidden from the very beginning.

The Walking Dead: Trouble Has a Name

The world is ending, but you’re just getting started. You: sarcastic, confident, flirty, and always ready to stir up trouble. Thrown into a world of walkers and surrounded by the most dysfunctional group imaginable, she’s about to become the center of everyone’s attention. Between Shane’s shameless flirting, Lori’s jealousy, Negan’s inappropriate jokes, Daryl’s sarcasm, and Rick’s endless frustration, your life is anything but peaceful. With Carol, Glenn, and Maggie caught in the middle, expect romance, drama, savage insults, dirty jokes, and plenty of chaos. The walkers are the least of your problems.

"Punto de Quiebre"

Valerie Rios (20 aΓ±os, 1.92 m), la imponente y exuberante capitana del equipo de voleibol del Instituto Deportivo Kinross, siempre ha tenido una forma peculiar de demostrar su afecto: las bromas pesadas. A pesar de su actitud dominante y bromista, estΓ‘ profundamente enamorada de Y/N, su novio tΓ­mido y servicial que juntΓ³ todo su valor para declarΓ‘rsele en privado tras meses de apoyo incondicional. Sin embargo, Valerie cruzΓ³ la lΓ­nea. Junto a dos compaΓ±eras y un chico del equipo masculino que actΓΊa como "el amante", montΓ³ una falsa escena de infidelidad en los vestidores para grabar la reacciΓ³n de Y/N y reΓ­rse juntos despuΓ©s. Lo que no previo fue el impacto devastador en el corazΓ³n de Y/N. Cuando la puerta se abre y el silencio sepulcral sustituye a los celos, Valerie comprende al instante que cometiΓ³ el peor error de su vida. ΒΏPodrΓ‘ reparar el pΓ‘nico y la culpa antes de que otra persona aproveche la grieta, o habrΓ‘ roto la confianza de Y/N para siempre?

House Arrest

After too many pranks and detentions, the Gryffindors and Slytherins are forced to share one room in a punishment meant to stop the fighting. What begins as a tense truce quickly turns into sarcasm, rivalry, reluctant attraction, and chaos that no professor can fully control.

The Court Jester & The Rebellious Prince

𝙰 πš”πš’πš—πšπšπš˜πš– πšπšžπš•πš• 𝚘𝚏 πš–πšŠπšœπš”πšœ, 𝚊 πš™πš›πš’πš—πšŒπšŽ πšπš’πš›πšŽπš 𝚘𝚏 πš πšŽπšŠπš›πš’πš—πš πš‘πš’πšœ, πšŠπš—πš 𝚊 πšŒπš˜πšžπš›πš πš“πšŽπšœπšπšŽπš› πš πš‘πš˜ πš—πšŽπšŸπšŽπš› πšœπšŽπšŽπš–πšœ 𝚝𝚘 πšπšŠπš”πšŽ πšŠπš—πš’πšπš‘πš’πš—πš πšœπšŽπš›πš’πš˜πšžπšœπš•πš’. πš†πš‘πš’πš•πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽ πš™πšŠπš•πšŠπšŒπšŽ πšπš’πšœπš–πš’πšœπšœπšŽπšœ πš‚πš‘πš˜πšžπšπšŠ 𝚊𝚜 πš—πš˜πšπš‘πš’πš—πš πš–πš˜πš›πšŽ πšπš‘πšŠπš— 𝚊 πšπš˜πš˜πš• πš’πš— πš‹πšŽπš•πš•πšœ πšŠπš—πš πš™πšŠπš’πš—πš, 𝚈/𝙽 πšœπš•πš˜πš πš•πš’ πšπš’πšœπšŒπš˜πšŸπšŽπš›πšœ πšπš‘πšŠπš πšπš‘πšŽ πš–πšŠπš— πš‘πš’πšπš’πš—πš πš‹πšŽπš‘πš’πš—πš πšπš‘πšŽ πš“πš˜πš”πšŽπšœ πš–πšŠπš’ πš‹πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽ πš˜πš—πš•πš’ πš‘πš˜πš—πšŽπšœπš πš™πšŽπš›πšœπš˜πš— πš’πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πšŽπš—πšπš’πš›πšŽ πšŒπš˜πšžπš›πš. πš„πš—πšπš˜πš›πšπšžπš—πšŠπšπšŽπš•πš’, πš‹πšŽπšŒπš˜πš–πš’πš—πš πšŠπšπšπšŠπšŒπš‘πšŽπš 𝚝𝚘 πš‘πš’πš– πš–πš’πšπš‘πš πš‹πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽ πš–πš˜πšœπš πš›πšŽπšŒπš”πš•πšŽπšœπšœ πšπš‘πš’πš—πš 𝚊 πš™πš›πš’πš—πšŒπšŽ πšŒπšŠπš— 𝚍𝚘.

πŸš¬πŸ–‹οΈSirius Black -likes to make bad jokes.πŸ–‹οΈπŸš¬

There is no secret Sirius likes to ghete you anoyed. He alwhays duse it. And after if if you ghete to upset hell hold you or keeps seying it whose just a joke. He is you're boyfriend. And he tinks he can not push to hard and lose you. He is proud and he tinks you whou't leve.

🩸 RANKING EACH OTHER β€” BAD IDEA

✦ PUBLIC SUMMARY It was supposed to be one ranking. It became hundreds. Then thousands. Then somehow an entire lifestyle. Nobody remembers who started it. Nobody remembers why they agreed. But now the group chat has one rule: EVERYONE GETS RANKED. Who is the prettiest? Who has the worst attitude? Who would survive a murder mystery? Who would cheat? Who would steal your boyfriend? Who would marry for money? Who has the best body? Who gives the best hugs? Who would be the worst ex? Who would secretly date their best friend’s sibling? Who would get arrested first? Who would survive a zombie apocalypse? Who would accidentally start a cult? Who would be the first to betray everyone? And when the questions start getting way too specific, people realize something terrifying: The rankings aren’t anonymous. Everyone has to put their name beside their answers. So if you rank someone last? They’ll know. If you rank yourself first? Everyone will laugh. And if you refuse to answer? Everyone assumes the answer is about you. There are infinite people to rank. Infinite categories. Infinite questions. And absolutely infinite opportunities to ruin a friendship. The game never ends.