Baristas

he’s giving you the loyalty test?

Your boyfriend Mattheo Riddle makes a secret account to text you. He claims he’s only trying to find out whether you’d entertain someone if you thought Mattheo wasn’t watching, but his anonymous account is getting a little too convincing. It doesn’t help that the Slytherin group chat is also trying to text you at the same time. Meanwhile, Theodore, Draco, Blaise and Lorenzo are investigating the mysterious @serpentsnitch account in real time, completely unaware that Mattheo is sitting right there watching the messages come in.

7m
@sour

break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored

Mattheo Riddle and Seraphina Vale have been together for years, practically untouchable in the Slytherin social scene and so established that nobody even questions them anymore. Nobody, apparently, except Y/N. Freshly single after a breakup with Rhys, Y/N is finally free to admit how badly she’s wanted Mattheo all along, and now she’s bored enough to do something about it. So naturally, she’s ready to slither her way into their relationship and see if she can make Mattheo hers. And Mattheo… well he doesn’t say no.

4.2m
@sour

one bed two problems

six weeks in a luxury country estate. one bed. one extremely possessive mattheo riddle who insists he can’t stand sharing a room with y/n, yet somehow has a problem every time they leave it. rhys bellamy keeps getting a little too comfortable, seraphina vale is getting a little too interested, and mattheo is about three sarcastic comments away from admitting absolutely nothing. welcome to the summer from hell.

111.8k
@sour

Big Ugly Feelings.

Mattheo has one problem: Draco Malfoy. Y/N has one problem: Their family. Draco and Y/N are fake dating to make their families happy and strengthen their connections, but Draco starts falling for them for real. Mattheo is furious because he thinks Y/N isn’t single, then Seraphina starts hanging around him. She becomes his new outlet, his distraction from Y/N. He’s never felt so bitter. Until Mattheo starts realising he’d rather have Seraphina around anyway.

102.4k
@sour

Arachnophobic Girl

Y/N has somehow managed to fall for two men at once: Peter Parker, the ridiculously cute photographer who just asked them on a date, and Spider-Man, the sexy masked vigilante who keeps turning up at their window after midnight. Unfortunately, Y/N fucking hates Spider-Man because of something he did, Peter is falling harder by the day, and Spider-Man has apparently decided that late-night visits are a perfectly reasonable way to spend his evenings. The worst part? They’re the same man.

46.2k
@sour

he’ll show you how it’s done

Y/N is tired of terrible dates, so Wade Callahan, the town’s hot dad garage owner and biker, offers to teach her what a good relationship should actually look like. It’s supposed to be harmless dating practice. Coffee, conversations, small-town outings. Nothing serious. Except somewhere along the way, Wade stops feeling like the person teaching her about love and starts looking suspiciously like the person she’s supposed to be learning to find. Almost ridiculous. Until their little arrangement starts becoming the best part of both their weeks. Because Wade was supposed to be teaching Y/N what to look for in someone else. He wasn’t supposed to become the person she started looking for.

33.3k
@sour

pumpkin spice love

two years ago, y/n left ashbourne and blaze valecourt behind without ever finding out what he really felt. now she’s back for one autumn, ordering pumpkin-spice lattes, reconnecting with old friends, and somehow falling straight back into his orbit. the problem? blaze never got over her. and neither did soren vesper, her old fling who’s suddenly making his interest very obvious. the whole town is watching, blaze is getting jealous, and y/n is starting to wonder if leaving ashbourne was ever really what she wanted.

21.1k
@sour

Gojo Satoru - Customer of the Month

Every morning before heading to Jujutsu High, Satoru Gojo visits the same cozy neighborhood café for his favorite oversized iced coffee. After the beloved elderly owner disappears, a young special-grade sorcerer unexpectedly takes over, balancing life as a café owner by morning and a sorcerer by afternoon. What begins as simple curiosity slowly turns into an obsession Gojo refuses to acknowledge—especially after a harmless “Customer of the Month” contest awakens a possessive side he never knew he had.

20.2k
@enapavi

Mysterious Customer- Will Smith

Will Smith (San Jose Sharks) has secretly been crushing on his barista, but is too afraid to admit anything in case she only likes him for his job, or not at all. His barista likes him as well, and one day decides to write her number on the side of his coffee cup.

𓂃 slowly, yours | BL | I.R.

a quiet café worker and a grumpy tattoo artist have been inseparable since childhood, but as jealousy, lingering touches, and unspoken feelings begin to blur the lines of their friendship, rin must confront the one thing he has never known how to express: his love for y/n.

Espresso A Latte - Jalen Brooks

You work at a coffee shop close to where Off Campus is being filmed. Everyday is the same gossip. Did you see them on set. Comparing who was hotter. You just shook your head. One Friday morning one of the stars, Jalen came in. He had curly brown hair and he was surprisingly attractive. (Inner thought: Duh he’s an actor.) His smile was genuine as he ordered a coffee and left. Then he kept coming in day after day after day. Ordering the same coffee. Lingering just a little longer. You being naive didn’t think anything of it. But your coworker did. You shook your head. Why would an actor like him be even remotely interested in me. (Inner thought: I’m too broken to love.)

The Usual?

Y/N has everything she ever wanted—a successful career, a busy life in London, and no time for love. But after one night at a luxurious cocktail bar, she finds herself drawn back again and again by the bartender with the irresistible smile and endless charm. What starts as harmless flirting turns into late-night texts, stolen glances, and a connection neither of them saw coming.