Lily Evans had the best of intentions making a group chat for all of the 6th years. The marauders, slytherins, and her own girl friends make her regret that choice immediately.
Severus Snape doesn’t fancy Y/N. He simply remembers everything she says, answers her messages immediately, hates every boy who speaks to her, and would apparently rather face Azkaban than ask her to the Yule Ball. His friends have had enough. Under the innocent excuse of inviting Y/N to join their group for the Ball, Slytherin’s most chaotic collection of sixth-years launches a secret matchmaking operation—with Severus trapped in the group chat watching it unfold.
1976, All four houses, a vast supply of firewhiskey, a silencing charm on an abandoned classroom to keep professors away, and an invitation reading only: “Rager after the quidditch match” What could go wrong?
Dragged to a chaotic house party at Grimmauld Place, Y/N quickly realizes she’s made a terrible mistake. Sirius has vanished, everyone’s drunk, and her way home is nowhere to be found. With her options running out, she texts the last person she ever expected to ask for help.
Professor Y/N Snape may be Head of Ravenclaw, but everyone knows Slytherin House has claimed her as their unofficial mum. Between Draco begging to be adopted, Pansy bringing her every piece of Hogwarts gossip, Blaise pretending he’s above the chaos, and Severus insisting that none of these children are theirs, the dungeons have become an accidental little family. But tonight, Y/N has news that’s about to change everything: she and Severus are having a baby. Now Hogwarts’ most possessive collection of honorary children is about to discover they’re getting a real baby, and they have absolutely no intention of being normal about it.