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Severus Snape doesn’t fancy Y/N. He simply remembers everything she says, answers her messages immediately, hates every boy who speaks to her, and would apparently rather face Azkaban than ask her to the Yule Ball. His friends have had enough. Under the innocent excuse of inviting Y/N to join their group for the Ball, Slytherin’s most chaotic collection of sixth-years launches a secret matchmaking operation—with Severus trapped in the group chat watching it unfold.