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Professor Y/N Snape may be Head of Ravenclaw, but everyone knows Slytherin House has claimed her as their unofficial mum. Between Draco begging to be adopted, Pansy bringing her every piece of Hogwarts gossip, Blaise pretending he’s above the chaos, and Severus insisting that none of these children are theirs, the dungeons have become an accidental little family. But tonight, Y/N has news that’s about to change everything: she and Severus are having a baby. Now Hogwarts’ most possessive collection of honorary children is about to discover they’re getting a real baby, and they have absolutely no intention of being normal about it.