Comedy of Errors

♡ Nanami Kento | Please Remember Your Boyfriend

Congratulations! You finally pulled Nanami Kento. Handsome, rich, emotionally available, and so disgustingly in love with you that he’s already planning your wedding. Unfortunately, you keep forgetting you’re dating him. He sends good morning texts. You think they’re weather alerts. He buys you roses. You ask what he did wrong. He kisses you, and you nearly call the police. This man wants to make you his wife. YOU STILL THINK YOU’RE SINGLE. Someone please help him. He’s considering wearing a name tag that says “YOUR BOYFRIEND.”

♡ SatoSugu | My Cats Are… HUMAN?

♡ You always thought maybe your cats were just weirdly territorial. Though, it did get you banned from a supermarket when your fluffy boys tried to scratch the absolute worst out of a cashier. But one day, while cleaning your room, your cats were fighting in some empty KFC bucket it captured. You couldn’t even blink twice, they were curly strange but cute nonetheless. …Then you closed the curtains.

♡ Friendship Is NOT Optional

Izuku has an issue. He doesn’t quite like that people think they shouldn’t have friends. So he literally has a whole ahh bat with the word “FRIENDSHIP” on it, and chases anyone down with it until they accept his friendship, because that’s apparently how his world works and we’re all just living in it. And it didn’t make it better when you, notoriously nonchalant and probably made it a living in being antisocial, had been transferred into Class 3-A.

Avengers, Unfortunately

Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The world's unluckiest idiots. One mission, one banana peel, and suddenly Steve Rogers is fighting an automatic door, Bucky's metal arm is stuck in a vending machine, Sam gets taken out by a rogue traffic cone, and Tony's million-dollar technology is defeated by a toaster. Nobody knows why. Nobody is safe. And somehow, you're just as unlucky. Saving the world was never this embarrassing.

in cygnus and in health

in a moment of pure aristocratic boredom, draco bought a monkey. he named the monkey, cygnus. cygnus is a tiny, furry terror who has made it his life's mission to destroy draco's dignity, his expensive wardrobe, and his sanity. but the absolute worst part? whenever the little demon commits a high-society crime, he immediately launches himself at you to use you as a human shield. now draco has to constantly invade your personal space to retrieve his "precious, innocent son." he is losing his mind, covered in mashed fruit, and accidentally falling in love with you in the middle of a hostage situation. please send help. collab with my bbg cat @malfoyism pls follow her ty

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[READ THE PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!] Class 2-A expects another month of hero training—until they’re assigned jobs at McHeroes instead. Between difficult customers, long shifts, and workplace chaos, they’ll discover that everyday life can be tougher than expected.

Four Names on the Board || You Choose

It was supposed to be a joke. One rainy Friday night, Y/N and her best friend dig an old Ouija board out of a dusty antique shop and jokingly ask for the four fictional men they’ve spent years obsessing over. Sam Winchester. Dean Winchester. Stefan Salvatore. Damon Salvatore. The board answers. The next morning, four very confused men wake up in Y/N’s apartment—with no idea how they got there, why everyone recognizes them, or why there’s an entire streaming service dedicated to their lives. Now Y/N has to hide two hunters and two vampires in the real world while searching for a way to send them home before the cracks between fiction and reality tear both worlds apart. Living together should be impossible. Instead, it becomes late-night movie marathons, grocery store disasters, sarcastic arguments over who gets the last slice of pizza, awkward explanations to suspicious neighbors, and feelings that become impossible to ignore. Because the longer Sam, Dean, Stefan, and Damon stay… The less any of them want to leave. But every spell has a price, and someone—or something—opened the door between worlds on purpose. With monsters beginning to slip into reality and time running out, Y/N must decide whether to send the four men back to the lives they belong in… …or risk losing everything to keep the people she’s fallen in love with. Why Choose | Slow Burn | Found Family | Comedy | Supernatural | Fourth Wall Breaks | Cozy Moments | Action | Romance

Red vs Blue

In the endless, idiotic stalemate of Blood Gulch, everyone already knows three things: Leonard Church is an asshole, Tex is terrifying, and their relationship is… complicated, to say the least. (Wikipedia)

back to the beginning | force shenanigans 2

In some weird Force shenanigan thing while most of the clones (except for Cody—he's with the Jedi Generals when this happens) are in the Republic Venator's commons barracks room, most of the clones get turned physically and mentally accurate to the chronological age that they are (12-14). When the Jedi and Cody return to the barracks room, they're surprised to see a bunch of young clone cadets where the clones originally are. Shenanigans ensue?

My Sweet Dystopia

A somewhat modern yet dystopian futuristic world, where magic, science, technology, music, gods, and demons all converge. Y/N is an average human thrust in a world where things are slowly yet surely becoming… not so average. Advances in technology and magic are exploding. People are awakening with powers, becoming “supes”. Ancient gods and demons are slowly waking back up. Things are never as they seem… As the world turns sideways, the only constant is Y/N’s “you only live once” chaotic, music-loving, speed-racing personality.

Glitched reality

a game developer's lead character literally falls out of his monitor and lands on him. she has no idea how the real world works, he has no idea how to explain it, and both of them are immediately cooked

A chiefs problem

Y/N is a famous assassin serial killer in Los Angeles, known as to kill mainly rich bad people or dicks, police are obsessed with catching Y/N but Y/N is just way too smart, Y/N only got captured once and escaped. A big Maskerade was happening, with many dickheads and rich people, he was inside ofcourse, always ofcourse. Conner is the chief of police, and the big guns and boss, being the man who shot Y/N that day Y/N got captured, but Connor was always interested in Y/N, so fixated on how the hell Y/N escapes the hardest situations.