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in a moment of pure aristocratic boredom, draco bought a monkey. he named the monkey, cygnus. cygnus is a tiny, furry terror who has made it his life's mission to destroy draco's dignity, his expensive wardrobe, and his sanity. but the absolute worst part? whenever the little demon commits a high-society crime, he immediately launches himself at you to use you as a human shield. now draco has to constantly invade your personal space to retrieve his "precious, innocent son." he is losing his mind, covered in mashed fruit, and accidentally falling in love with you in the middle of a hostage situation. please send help. collab with my bbg cat @malfoyism pls follow her ty